Scoop: Quotables from THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON on NBC

Scoop: Quotables from THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON on NBC

Scoop: Quotables from THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON on NBC

As of Feb. 17, 2014, "The Tonight Show" returned to its New York origins as "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" made its broadcast debut from Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center. Emmy Award- and Grammy Award-winning comedian Jimmy Fallon brings a high-tempo energy to the storied NBC franchise with his welcoming interview style, love of audience participation, spot-on impersonations and innovative sketches.

An American television institution for over 60 years, "The Tonight Show" continues to be a home to big-name celebrity guests and a stage for top musical and comedic talent. Taking a cue from his unforgettable predecessors, including hosts Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, Fallon carries on the tradition that audiences know and love - kicking off every show with the iconic "Tonight Show" monologue. Known for his huge online presence, Fallon also brings along with him many of the popular segments, celebrity sketches and musical parodies that fans have grown to love including #Hashtags, Thank You Notes and Slow Jam the News.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 9.10.18

Well guys, President Trump's still trying to figure out who wrote the anonymous New York Times op-ed about him. You can tell he's getting desperate - today he yelled, "That's it - get me the gang from Scooby Doo!"

This weekend, Kellyanne Conway said the author of the op-ed wants to "create chaos" and is a "national security risk." Then Trump was like, "Wait, maybe I wrote it!"

After former President Obama said you'd need a "magic wand" to bring back certain jobs, Trump said, "I guess I have a magic wand." Then Stormy Daniels was like, "Fake news."

I read that Trump says he has the "ultimate deal" to make peace in the Middle East. But first, he says he wants to make peace between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj.

Some entertainment news. I saw that Jeopardy host Alex Trebek grew a beard. When his wife saw it, she said "What is...that on your face?"

Hey, listen to this. After losing all 16 of their games last season, the Cleveland Browns first game of the year ended in a tie. Yep, the Cleveland Browns: Even when they don't lose, they don't win.

And finally, I heard about a college student in Canada who emailed everyone at his school named Nicole, Nicky, Nicolette and Nik trying to find the woman he met at a bar. Meanwhile the actual woman was like, "Phew! Thank God I gave him a fake name!"

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 9.11.18

Guys, Bob Woodward's book "Fear: Trump In The White House" hit stores today. It's expected to be a number one best seller - until another tell-all book about Trump comes out tomorrow.

Actually, the book is already at the top of the bestseller lists for Amazon and Barnes & Noble. Yeah, it's been purchased almost a million times on Amazon...and twice at Barnes & Noble.

At one store in Washington, people were lined-up to buy the book at midnight. It was awkward when Trump drove by, looked out the window, and was like, "Melania??"

Oh, and in the book, Woodward says Trump's plan to eliminate the federal debt was to just print more money. Before his staff could stop him, Trump ran to Kinkos with a hundred dollar bill and said, "Make me a trillion copies!"

Some sports news. Last night on Monday Night Football, the New York Jets beat the Lions, 48-17. Jets fans were so excited, they took the paper bags off their heads and started breathing into them.

And finally, I heard that South Korea has "stress cafes" where people can go to take a break from their day. Or as they're known here in America, "bars."

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 9.12.18

Guys, Fashion Week wrapped up today here in New York City. It's pretty cool actually - everything on the runway will be in stores by 2019 and on the floor at TJ Maxx by 2030.

Hey, I heard Kanye West said that Kim Kardashian is actually enrolled in law school. When he found out, President Trump said, "I wanna change my Supreme Court nominee!"

Speaking of the president. The White House is now planning a second meeting between Trump and Kim Jong Un. Which means in the last few months, Trump will have seen Kim Jong Un twice as many times as he's seen Melania.

I heard there's a new documentary about dating apps called "Swiped." People thought the preview looked good, but when they showed up, it looked like a completely different movie.

But the big movie this weekend is the reboot of "The Predator." When they first heard the title, people thought, "Isn't it a little early for Les Moonves to stage a comeback?"

And finally, I saw that Disney World has a special fall menu that includes a Pumpkin White Russian. Yup, a Pumpkin and a White Russian. Or as that's also known: collusion.

Jimmy Fallon Quotables 9.13.18

Tonight we're MAKING HISTORY as the first late night show ever in Central Park! But you guys, I was born in New York, raised in New York, I live in New York now - I'm such a New Yorker I can honestly say... I've been to Central Park like once before.

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