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Scoop: SUBURGATORY on ABC - Wednesday, May 14, 2014

"Stiiiiiiill Horny" - When Tessa joins a knitting circle, George is a little surprised by the age gap between Tessa and her new friends. Still reeling from his one-night stand, George decides to put pen to paper and writes a song dedicated to his muse. Meanwhile, newlyweds Malik and Lisa can't seem to get along, on the season finale episode of "Suburgatory," WEDNESDAY, MAY 14 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.

"Suburgatory" stars Jeremy Sisto as George Altman, Jane Levy as Tessa Altman, Carly Chaikin as Dalia Royce, Allie Grant as Lisa Shay, Chris Parnell as Fred Shay, Ana Gasteyer as Sheila Shay and Cheryl Hines as Dallas Royce.

"Stiiiiiiill Horny" guest stars include Parker Young as Ryan Shay, Maestro Harrell as Malik, Bryson Barretto as Victor, Lindsey Shaw as June, Kay D'Arcy as Kay, Gloria LeRoy as Esther, Judith Drake as Gertrude, Norma Michaels as Harriet, Josiah Blount as Arthur and John Jenkinson as Bartender.

"Stiiiiiiill Horny" was written by Andrew Guest and directed by Julie Anne Robinson.

"Suburgatory" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's selected HDTV format, with 5.1-channel surround sound. A TV parental guideline will be assigned closer to airdate.

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