Scoop: THE NEIGHBORS on ABC - Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Scoop: THE NEIGHBORS on ABC - Wednesday, October 17, 2012 "Bathroom Etiquette" - Marty and Debbie prepare the Bird-Kersees for their kids' first day of human school. They're especially worried that little Dick Butkus will get picked on, but their anti-bullying advice backfires in ways they never anticipated. Meanwhile, Larry and Jackie are getting tired of the Weavers' endless parenting tips, on "The Neighbors," WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17 (8:30-9:00 p.m. ET) on the ABC Television Network.

"The Neighbors" stars Jami Gertz as Debbie Weaver, Lenny Venito as Marty Weaver, Simon Templeman as Larry Bird, Toks Olagundoye as Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Clara Mamet as Amber Weaver, TIM JO as Reggie Jackson, IAN PATRICK as Dick Butkus, MAX CHARLES as Max Weaver and ISABELLA CRAMP as Abby Weaver.

Guest starring are Meagan Fay as the principal, Alden Ray as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton and Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas.

DAN FOGELMAN wrote "Bathroom Etiquette." CHRIS KOCH directed.