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Mike Rylander


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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 10:35 PM
MikeRylander - #WomensMarch is largest protest in US history. #TrumpInauguration is smallest in US history. Tell me why the electoral college is a thing?
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 10:34 PM
MikeRylander - Sean Spicer is my favorite Bob Odenkirk character ever.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 10:30 PM
MikeRylander - tee hee https://t.co/BDCDS5AodH
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 10:02 PM
MikeRylander - .@realDonaldTrump I bet the size of the #WomensMarch is giving you an inverse erection. Like your tiny dick when hard back inside your body.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 4:07 PM
MikeRylander - "Just wait and see how many ladies come out tomorrow, Orangey. This crowd ain't shit." https://t.co/bc1NHjRySe
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 4:06 PM
MikeRylander - when u know the protest crowds are bigger but u tryin to pretend they ain't https://t.co/Ak0EavbF6Q
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 2:07 AM
MikeRylander - The Obamas gave us hope. Gave us change. Fired us up. And we're still ready to go. I'll die for what I believe in. Will @realDonaldTrump?
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 2:01 AM
MikeRylander - .@realDonaldTrump remember when you threw a national party and nobody came? lol. PS: from the side angle, your chin… https://t.co/FTeHgW8dlp
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 1:14 AM
MikeRylander - POLL: Are you a piece of shit? a) No, Trump sucks. b) Yes, Trump rules. c) Yes, Trump sucks but her emails.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 12:50 AM
MikeRylander - Tomorrow, I hope two hundred fucking million women show that fucking pussy grabber that his next four years are going to be fucking hell.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/21 @ 12:46 AM
MikeRylander - Violence is wrong, but today, I will gladly watch a self-righteous white supremacist get punched in the face on repeat.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/20 @ 6:59 PM
MikeRylander - ???????? https://t.co/sUoE1kBYAV
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/20 @ 6:06 PM
MikeRylander - "Buy American and hire American." -a man who built an empire by buying Chinese and hiring Mexican
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/20 @ 3:36 PM
MikeRylander - What should @realDonaldTrump name his new "National Day of Patriotism" holiday?
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/20 @ 2:49 PM
MikeRylander - .@realDonaldTrump most of America and the world loves Obama and thinks you are a flaming pile of dog shit. Sad! https://t.co/iEx0CghpTS
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/20 @ 9:26 AM
MikeRylander - GO TO YOUR ROOM, AMERICA, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. https://t.co/v4rGfpXxJR
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 10:42 PM
MikeRylander - (2/2) Take away health care. Defund the arts. Burn it all down. America - you're a basic bitch
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 10:41 PM
MikeRylander - (1/2) An ignorant society deserves a swift, brutal downfall. Give the Orange One the nuke codes. Repeal environmental regulations.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 10:35 PM
MikeRylander - America is a basic bitch.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 3:48 PM
MikeRylander - National Endowment of the Arts budget is $150,000,000. The size of our total budget is $3,800,000,000,000. That's 0.004%, you fucking idiot.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 3:42 PM
MikeRylander - "I feel fine." -Michael Stipe https://t.co/vBeIm4m9IS
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 3:17 PM
MikeRylander - What color wreath do draft dodgers put on soldiers' graves? Chicken shit yellow? Or narcissistic, piece-of-shit ora… https://t.co/YPKh16KxRz
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 3:11 PM
MikeRylander - "Yeah baby, that's it. Now tell me about all the kids you are murdering in Aleppo. Mmm. Yeah, hot. You can do whate… https://t.co/5cbmQC0cW8
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 7:57 AM
MikeRylander - Hard to believe Obama only has 24 hours left to execute his radical Muslim agenda.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/19 @ 7:39 AM
MikeRylander - Yes, the Michael Keaton McDonald's movie looks fun, but wake me up when the Steven Seagal Hardee's movie drops.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/18 @ 11:46 PM
MikeRylander - I guess I can scratch "perform in a stand-up show with Judd Apatow" off my bucket list that doesn't exist.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/18 @ 4:14 PM
MikeRylander - sorry liburals, its Trumps' America now https://t.co/t4nYiVYkWR
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/18 @ 12:06 PM
MikeRylander - No Grizzly Bear Left Behind is my educational reform program. What's yours?
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/18 @ 11:20 AM
MikeRylander - The only way to stop a bad grizzly is a good teacher with a gun.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/18 @ 6:30 AM
MikeRylander - if you can read this, you don't need glasses. unless you're wearing glasses. then they're the reason you can read this. life is suffering.
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/17 @ 7:44 PM
MikeRylander - PARTISAN MAD LIBS: "Access to (BLANK) should be a right, not a privilege." LEFT: "healthcare" RIGHT: "guns"
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/17 @ 6:15 PM
MikeRylander - Ladies and gentlemen, our President... https://t.co/y4N72epZIR
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/17 @ 6:12 PM
MikeRylander - Actually, asshole, you've filed for bankruptcy six times. https://t.co/PO3FWjRsxj https://t.co/ltRDhzYjM1
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MikeRylander Twitter 1/17 @ 6:05 PM
MikeRylander - "be cool!" https://t.co/vGAcFPg6c8
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