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7/23 @ 2:16 AM
NikkiGlaser - Meal bar in bed.

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7/22 @ 11:20 PM
NikkiGlaser - Somewhere, Kate Hudson is hungry.

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7/22 @ 11:35 AM
NikkiGlaser - My friend told me she cut herself really badly while slicing a bagel and my first thought was, "was the bagel okay?"

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7/22 @ 9:28 AM
NikkiGlaser - Things would be a lot different for me if my name was Bahati Prinsloo.

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7/20 @ 1:09 PM
NikkiGlaser - "Sorry I'm late. Traffic. Great movie; had to watch the whole thing."

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7/20 @ 4:12 AM
NikkiGlaser - I loved My Fellow Americans. #RIPJamesGarner

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7/20 @ 2:08 AM
NikkiGlaser - I bet Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo will last forever hahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahah yeah right

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7/20 @ 12:18 AM
NikkiGlaser - I can't wait to see that new show Rush about that doctor who is always running late.

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7/19 @ 7:43 PM
NikkiGlaser - Saw a girl walking down the street with a body pillow all like, "Yeah, I'm lonely. So what?"

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7/19 @ 5:27 PM
NikkiGlaser - I found a deec blooper. http://t.co/RAabkgCmC3

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7/19 @ 4:17 PM
NikkiGlaser - My childhood fantasy was to yell at my dad's gf, "You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!" My parents are happily married

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7/18 @ 11:32 PM
NikkiGlaser - I hate when autocorrect sends the wrong word & u text the word again to fix it, but it does it again so ur like "met me there." Met Met Met!

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7/18 @ 1:04 PM
NikkiGlaser - Instagram has turned into a live stream of my acquaintances nearing their rock bottoms.

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7/18 @ 8:41 AM
NikkiGlaser - Donald Draper sipping an iced coffee.

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7/17 @ 11:53 PM
NikkiGlaser - Thanks to @itsreidbetch for finding this #tbt pic of me. http://t.co/ctLVK22zam

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7/17 @ 5:58 PM
NikkiGlaser - Blackout curtains are my sliced bread.

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7/17 @ 4:11 PM
NikkiGlaser - Just found out on a flight that I have the ability to hate a person based solely on the way they eat Gardetto's.

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7/17 @ 3:23 AM
NikkiGlaser - Hanging up on my mom makes me feel young again!

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7/17 @ 2:09 AM
NikkiGlaser - Idea: an Uber app, but for sharks when ur swimmin

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7/16 @ 7:46 PM
NikkiGlaser - At what point will I have to get work done to get work?

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7/16 @ 10:30 AM
NikkiGlaser - I hope Adele continues to name her albums after her age. If so, I can't wait for 29. And her follow-up, 29.

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7/15 @ 8:20 PM
NikkiGlaser - LA Foodies, which is your favorite Subway?

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7/15 @ 5:05 PM
NikkiGlaser - "I'm playing the Smoothie King Center in October." - Sir Paul McCartney

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7/15 @ 1:01 PM
NikkiGlaser - I watched @kurtmetzger's special 'White Precious' last night and it's one of my new favorites. It's on the Comedy Central app. Do it.

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7/13 @ 4:46 PM
NikkiGlaser - Every so often I like to share the book that got me, my mom, and tons of my friends to quit smoking. Here it is. http://t.co/uBcydVGOUe

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7/11 @ 10:31 PM
NikkiGlaser - Tonight is @RachelFeinstein's #Halfhour special on @ComedyCentral! I can't wait to see it. She is brilliant.

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7/11 @ 1:17 PM
NikkiGlaser - "That weird piece of bacon I ate tasted like lighter fluid, but I'm kinda diggin it." - @emmyblotnick http://t.co/1wKcyW7TkZ

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7/10 @ 6:15 PM
NikkiGlaser - Congrats to @emmyblotnick on her name being Emmy! http://t.co/ZfhyIjnfTg

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7/9 @ 2:44 AM
NikkiGlaser - Watching Uber cars creepin around on the app is strangely calming.

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7/8 @ 11:51 PM
NikkiGlaser - Thinking about getting a tattoo jk I'm 30

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7/7 @ 3:34 PM
NikkiGlaser - "It's my birthday month!" - a terrible person

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7/6 @ 6:52 PM
NikkiGlaser - They got my order wrong!! http://t.co/hOnAyASTWD

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7/6 @ 12:08 PM
NikkiGlaser - In line at Starbucks, a girl flipping through her photos landed on some naked shots. Wish you were here.

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7/5 @ 8:14 PM
NikkiGlaser - Girls, I understand wearing makeup to the gym. I really do. But I will never, NEVER understand wearing your long hair down. WHYYYY

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7/3 @ 1:44 PM
NikkiGlaser - My favorite idiots are the ones who take off their seat belts and start gathering their luggage before the plane reaches the gate.

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7/2 @ 7:59 PM
NikkiGlaser - You can download a wonderful new stand-up comedy doc that I & many others are in at https://t.co/2RvRSSEWG2 for only $5! #IAmRoadComic

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7/2 @ 7:46 PM
NikkiGlaser - Once in a lifetime shot of a NYC storm. #nofilter http://t.co/M4u1RwMHE4

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7/1 @ 9:07 PM
NikkiGlaser - Gonna pitch a fro yo show to the trav chan.

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6/30 @ 11:28 PM
NikkiGlaser - My fav typo is "forge tit". Never forget it.

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6/30 @ 1:31 PM
NikkiGlaser - What's a good book I should read jk

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