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3/28 @ 4:19 AM
NikkiGlaser - Cosby rape count is now at THREE DOZEN. THREE FUCKING DOZEN.

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3/27 @ 8:12 PM
NikkiGlaser - ANNOUNCEMENT: Casper Smart and I are back together.

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3/27 @ 8:09 PM
NikkiGlaser - I take dog naps.

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3/27 @ 6:04 PM
NikkiGlaser - I thought I would hate watching a man yell at his dog, but boy oh boy was I wrong: http://t.co/mM8iHTNsSU

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3/27 @ 10:24 AM
NikkiGlaser - Not usually a fan of these lists, but I followed so many new funny bitches after reading this. It's on point. ????????????http://t.co/EcBw6V5DLu

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3/26 @ 2:10 PM
NikkiGlaser - Enough with "epic". Can we go back to "amazing"?

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3/26 @ 3:00 AM
NikkiGlaser - we're all just doing our best http://t.co/jXwrSHzDuY

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3/25 @ 8:09 PM
NikkiGlaser - I'm so sick of seeing comic's jokes made into memes w/o giving credit. This is a @GregWarren joke, word for word. ???? http://t.co/c2lB1V3Bhj

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3/25 @ 1:35 PM
NikkiGlaser - bc she is reading something on her phone. RT @BuzzFeed Why is SJP so disgusted by Tom Hanks??? http://t.co/nHOUqVNH74

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3/25 @ 2:31 AM
NikkiGlaser - Extra long twin sized bed #MyExIn5Words @midnight

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3/24 @ 8:23 PM
NikkiGlaser - "Now I'm four, five seconds from Weiland" - someone standing a few people behind the lead singer of the Stone Temple Pilots at the bank.

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3/23 @ 6:37 PM
NikkiGlaser - My high school bff just posted a pic of a "Spring Wreath (?)" she made and I just used a label maker to put "tit" on both my boobs.

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3/22 @ 3:30 AM
NikkiGlaser - Only a handful of comedy clubs treat comics as well as @yukyukscalgary did this weekend. It meant a lot, guys. I felt like Beyonce.

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3/21 @ 9:34 PM
NikkiGlaser - I prefer hard jazz.????????

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3/21 @ 5:50 PM
NikkiGlaser - CALGARY! Last night of shows tonight! @YukYuksCalgary

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3/21 @ 10:44 AM
NikkiGlaser - This was listed under popular "comedy" Vines. I'm so ????????????. https://t.co/kS6j0YhUu2

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3/21 @ 2:50 AM
NikkiGlaser - FYI this is how I masturbate after a manicure: ????

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3/21 @ 2:21 AM
NikkiGlaser - Goodnight http://t.co/ErMOwgIHn1

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3/20 @ 4:31 PM
NikkiGlaser - Oh c'mon. "RT @TIME Shailene Woodley still adamant she's not a feminist. Photo: @GettyImages http://t.co/LEsMeQ3uS0"

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3/20 @ 3:48 PM
NikkiGlaser - Calgary!! Shows!! Tonight! @YukYuksCalgary

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3/19 @ 5:35 PM
NikkiGlaser - "DADDY" (part 2): https://t.co/FBtvxySUdo

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3/19 @ 5:33 PM
NikkiGlaser - In remembrance of Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse's relationship, let's revisit "DADDY": https://t.co/i5Rxwyq8XS

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3/19 @ 2:08 PM
NikkiGlaser - just rated an uber driver 4/5 stars bc he mentioned his "workouts"

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3/19 @ 1:12 PM
NikkiGlaser - "Can you please send a picture of Kristen Chenoweth next to the item to show scale?" - prospective buyer

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3/18 @ 2:09 PM
NikkiGlaser - "Night sweats" is the "wetting the bed" of your 30s.

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3/18 @ 1:53 PM
NikkiGlaser - CALGARY! Tomorrow until Saturday, come see my show feat.* @tomabrady. @YukYuksCalgary *featuring

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3/17 @ 11:26 PM
NikkiGlaser - Holy shit! My long lost cohost, @saraschaefer1 has a comedy album out today! I'm so excited to hear it! Buy it here: http://t.co/DkGc5QXEA7

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3/16 @ 9:38 PM
NikkiGlaser - Lady talking loudly in nail salon about how "organized" the LA marathon was compared to the 21 races you've run, we know what you're doing.

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3/16 @ 3:11 PM
NikkiGlaser - STOP ASKING FOR A PLASTIC BAG FOR AN ITEM YOU CAN EASILY CARRY, EVERYONE.

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3/15 @ 5:02 PM
NikkiGlaser - Nightmares were better as a kid. You got to run from monsters & stuff. Now I wake up in a cold sweat because "my boyfriend was being weird".

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3/15 @ 1:08 PM
NikkiGlaser - .@usweekly Selena Gomez was "viciously attacked" at the COMEDY Roast?? You guys would never be that mean to someone! http://t.co/Y13sgoSZxa

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3/14 @ 5:40 PM
NikkiGlaser - Phoenix!!!! Two shows tonight! @houseofcomedyaz

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3/14 @ 4:58 AM
NikkiGlaser - oh fuck. http://t.co/uCsHc6fsR8

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3/14 @ 3:27 AM
NikkiGlaser - "Bitmoji me like one of your French girls" - @tomabrady

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3/14 @ 3:05 AM
NikkiGlaser - Watching @AriShaffir's special on @comedycentral. Join me! ????????????

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3/13 @ 4:02 PM
NikkiGlaser - Phoenix! I have five more shows left for you to see this weekend! Come! @houseofcomedyaz

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3/12 @ 4:18 PM
NikkiGlaser - PHOENIX! Tonight-Sunday! @houseofcomedyaz!

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3/11 @ 1:16 PM
NikkiGlaser - ???? http://t.co/F2lmA5aQvV

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3/10 @ 11:10 PM
NikkiGlaser - Watch me and my friend, @Thezog tonight on @midnight! @marknorm was also there. They are hilarious male comics. ???? http://t.co/Ue3qgKsqWN

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3/10 @ 8:55 PM
NikkiGlaser - PHOENIX! Tomorrow through Sunday! With @tomabrady! At @houseofcomedyaz

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