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9/20 @ 7:44 AM
NikkiGlaser - I loved this @vulture piece by @DaveHolmes. http://t.co/pr9eteEOlT

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9/19 @ 11:15 PM
NikkiGlaser - Please don't bang bang into my room.

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9/19 @ 8:59 PM
NikkiGlaser - "Sometimes when you poo does it smell like fresh photo copies? Like a printer cartridge?" - serious q from @SabrinaJalees

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9/19 @ 8:39 PM
NikkiGlaser - New career goal: make it on this wall (cc: @MyMenchies) http://t.co/BAomGO2Izx

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9/19 @ 6:15 PM
NikkiGlaser - Last winter: umbrellas in the snow. This winter: blankets in public.

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9/19 @ 12:09 PM
NikkiGlaser - New podcast episode of #WeKnowNothing! Get it! https://t.co/i34WpSFgJV

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9/18 @ 9:14 PM
NikkiGlaser - Babies should be more stressed out considering all the bullshit they have ahead of them.

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9/18 @ 1:40 PM
NikkiGlaser - Denver! Oct 1st! Oriental Theater! http://t.co/vXvkyRV83H

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9/18 @ 9:54 AM
NikkiGlaser - Darrell Hammond has just been named my new father!

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9/18 @ 8:24 AM
NikkiGlaser - Toronto tonighto! #JFL42

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9/17 @ 2:08 PM
NikkiGlaser - Nothing is hotter than a guy driving an expensive car with one of those bumper protectors. #HOT

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9/16 @ 11:44 PM
NikkiGlaser - How's Maura Tierny doin?

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9/15 @ 3:48 PM
NikkiGlaser - Toronto!! #JFL42 this weekend! Come see me.

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9/15 @ 12:20 AM
NikkiGlaser - MOM PRO TIP. RT @UberFacts Mixing alcohol and diet soda can actually make you drunker.

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9/14 @ 3:26 PM
NikkiGlaser - Does anyone else watch The Profit? It's my Breaking Bad.

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9/12 @ 12:47 AM
NikkiGlaser - My grandma's awful boyfriend was named Art and that's why I hate museums.

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9/11 @ 12:16 PM
NikkiGlaser - Today is also my parents' wedding anniversary, so I'm mourning doubly.

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9/11 @ 11:57 AM
NikkiGlaser - NYC LADIES! If you need your hair & makeup done, look no further than these two bitches. #BetsyElisaInc #thebest http://t.co/IXmGoCgm8C

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9/11 @ 7:57 AM
NikkiGlaser - I will be on @OpieRadio and @JimNorton show in mere minutes, okay?

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9/10 @ 1:22 PM
NikkiGlaser - Doing some preparatory reading in my therapist's waiting room... http://t.co/B07JKJGr0m

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9/8 @ 9:22 AM
NikkiGlaser - So sweet how he made sure to grab her shoes. I feel sick. #RayRice

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9/8 @ 9:00 AM
NikkiGlaser - Congrats Pippa! Your perfect sister is getting fat again!

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9/7 @ 12:31 PM
NikkiGlaser - New episode of #WeKnowNothing, y'all. http://t.co/czeCrLxLZT

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9/7 @ 1:45 AM
NikkiGlaser - backstage fav'in tweets

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9/6 @ 5:47 PM
NikkiGlaser - Some dude leaves Helen Hunt for a volleyball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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9/6 @ 5:31 PM
NikkiGlaser - SAN DIEGOOOOOO. I'm here for two more nights! Come! @americancomco

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9/6 @ 3:47 PM
NikkiGlaser - I know someone who named their daughter Cobain. How cool! I'm gonna name my son Matthewsband.

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9/5 @ 1:14 PM
NikkiGlaser - SAN DIEGO TONIGHT! @americancomco

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9/5 @ 1:10 PM
NikkiGlaser - The final eps of my @ComedyCentral webseries for @att are here! #CrashingCouches http://t.co/qEbLyB9VyT

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9/4 @ 3:29 PM
NikkiGlaser - Thank you, Joan Rivers.

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9/3 @ 4:45 PM
NikkiGlaser - "Our relationship is in such a great place. We talk about the future a lot. Flying cars, climate change, robots..."

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9/2 @ 6:50 PM
NikkiGlaser - San Diego! I'll be at @americancomco this fri-sun with @tomabrady. Come!

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8/31 @ 11:38 PM
NikkiGlaser - Be a good son and tell your dad about those J Law pics.

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8/31 @ 5:18 PM
NikkiGlaser - I hope my nudes don't leak bcI'm wearing white pants.

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8/31 @ 2:08 AM
NikkiGlaser - My hotel bathroom has a magnifying mirror in case I need a lil push over the ledge.

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8/30 @ 5:47 PM
NikkiGlaser - A woman just had a sneeze attack at this restaurant. I wanted to exclaim "I'll have what she's having!"

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8/30 @ 4:40 PM
NikkiGlaser - I'm sorry I tweeted about football. Yikes. All I'm sayin is that it just doesn't look cool.

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8/30 @ 4:35 PM
NikkiGlaser - Ugh, St. Louis, can you please do one thing that makes us look non-bigoted? #MichaelSam

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8/29 @ 7:27 PM
NikkiGlaser - Happy birthday to @sammorril, one of the best joke writers I know. Proof: https://t.co/ZLdkFmWn3F

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8/29 @ 7:20 PM
NikkiGlaser - Bay Area! I am at @RoosterTF in Sunnyvale tonight through Sunday with my dear friend @tomabrady. Next week: San Diego at @americancomco.

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