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8/31 @ 11:38 PM
NikkiGlaser - Be a good son and tell your dad about those J Law pics.

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8/31 @ 5:18 PM
NikkiGlaser - I hope my nudes don't leak bcI'm wearing white pants.

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8/31 @ 2:08 AM
NikkiGlaser - My hotel bathroom has a magnifying mirror in case I need a lil push over the ledge.

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8/30 @ 5:47 PM
NikkiGlaser - A woman just had a sneeze attack at this restaurant. I wanted to exclaim "I'll have what she's having!"

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8/30 @ 4:40 PM
NikkiGlaser - I'm sorry I tweeted about football. Yikes. All I'm sayin is that it just doesn't look cool.

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8/30 @ 4:35 PM
NikkiGlaser - Ugh, St. Louis, can you please do one thing that makes us look non-bigoted? #MichaelSam

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8/29 @ 7:27 PM
NikkiGlaser - Happy birthday to @sammorril, one of the best joke writers I know. Proof: https://t.co/ZLdkFmWn3F

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8/29 @ 7:20 PM
NikkiGlaser - Bay Area! I am at @RoosterTF in Sunnyvale tonight through Sunday with my dear friend @tomabrady. Next week: San Diego at @americancomco.

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8/28 @ 10:15 PM
NikkiGlaser - One thing I like about the road is that I can blast my roommate, @anyamarina's music without feeling weird. http://t.co/aPAP87N7xz

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8/28 @ 3:45 PM
NikkiGlaser - Check out a few new eps of my @ComedyCentral webseries for @ATT. #CrashingCouches http://t.co/qEbLyB9VyT

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8/28 @ 3:21 PM
NikkiGlaser - "You look like Mulan!", said a 4-year old girl to three different women on my flight.

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8/28 @ 2:51 PM
NikkiGlaser - Sunnyvale tonight! @RoosterTF!

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8/27 @ 8:00 PM
NikkiGlaser - Don't you mean "imprisoned"? http://t.co/LfJRNs4du4

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8/27 @ 2:08 PM
NikkiGlaser - I'm at @RoosterTF in Sunnyvale, CA tomorrow through Sunday. Come to a show, why don't you?

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8/26 @ 4:59 PM
NikkiGlaser - "We only have hemp milk." ????

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8/26 @ 12:34 AM
NikkiGlaser - #StarsWithoutMakeup #brave http://t.co/wXAnxAx3Q6

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8/25 @ 9:16 PM
NikkiGlaser - "I have a very emotional connection to music." - girl, loudly, on my train ????

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8/25 @ 8:14 PM
NikkiGlaser - These post-baby red carpet bodies better be impressive tonight or then what's the point of being a woman??!

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8/25 @ 5:30 PM
NikkiGlaser - CA! I will be in Sunnyvale this weekend at @RoosterTF. And San Diego next weekend! All tour dates: http://t.co/PickbxJ6VY

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8/24 @ 4:54 PM
NikkiGlaser - Yelp review I could write: "He was very professional, aside from the time Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch" started playing during my root canal."

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8/23 @ 8:29 PM
NikkiGlaser - "Shampooing" is French for conditioner. Isn't that stupid?

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8/23 @ 3:05 PM
NikkiGlaser - This is great https://t.co/XHvUthflyh

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8/23 @ 1:18 PM
NikkiGlaser - Two more shows tonight at @ComixAtFoxwoods. 8 & 10:30.

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8/22 @ 5:38 PM
NikkiGlaser - I once got a runner's high. I'm sorry, I meant I once got some runners high.

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8/22 @ 3:19 PM
NikkiGlaser - Hey CT. Come see tonight or tomorrow. @ComixAtFoxwoods

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8/22 @ 2:16 PM
NikkiGlaser - Please take a gander at the new ep of my @ComedyCentral webseries with @att! #CrashingCouches http://t.co/gKc1gAprmx

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8/22 @ 1:49 PM
NikkiGlaser - Reunited! Come see @saraschaefer1 and me in Vegas Sept 27th! http://t.co/9fIgGzDbPa #NikkiAndSaraLive2

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8/22 @ 7:30 AM
NikkiGlaser - CT! I'm on @ChazandAJ now til 10am! http://t.co/X6lkvzy9PW

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8/21 @ 11:24 PM
NikkiGlaser - key words of last tweet: ON STAGE

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8/21 @ 11:20 PM
NikkiGlaser - Insider tip: comics hate posing for pics on stage after a show.

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8/21 @ 1:05 PM
NikkiGlaser - Shows in CT this weekend! @ComixAtFoxwoods http://t.co/c7czm9UAeA

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8/21 @ 10:13 AM
NikkiGlaser - Hahhahahahah http://t.co/KonyjMUL0M

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8/21 @ 10:06 AM
NikkiGlaser - Great news, ladies!!!! Finally we're allowed!! http://t.co/VkKutz0kOS

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8/20 @ 5:32 PM
NikkiGlaser - The photo makes me uncomfortable for him. "Here, do something funny with this!" http://t.co/d9CQ6CmjLL

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8/20 @ 5:28 PM
NikkiGlaser - Connecticut, I will be at @ComixAtFoxwoods all weekend! I am out of clever ways to promote shows on here!

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8/19 @ 9:09 PM
NikkiGlaser - My therapist told me that no one is buying cereal anymore. I don't know what her point was, but it does make you think.

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8/18 @ 12:57 PM
NikkiGlaser - CT! I'm headlining @ComixAtFoxwoods this weekend. Thurs-sat! Come!

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8/18 @ 11:12 AM
NikkiGlaser - Lesson learned! Jesus. I'll never talk shit about tourists again.

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8/18 @ 11:01 AM
NikkiGlaser - Is there anything worse than a tourist?

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8/18 @ 8:07 AM
NikkiGlaser - I'm recording my podcast this afternoon. Call in and leave a message to get some dating/life advice. 347-467-1240. Thanks. #weknownothing

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