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4/18 @ 12:34 PM
DougBenson - Hey TRANSCENDENCE, maybe you'd be making more money at the box office if you didn't give it all away in the trailer!

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4/18 @ 10:08 AM
DougBenson - Thanks for all of your calls! Gotta get on a plane now. #NicePeople #FriendlySkies

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4/18 @ 9:56 AM
DougBenson - Got a quick question for me? Call 801 539 9213 and ask it! #15MinutesOnly #BoredAtTheAirport

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4/18 @ 8:06 AM
DougBenson - I'm starting to realize that this James Bond fellow is a cold blooded killer.

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4/18 @ 7:59 AM
DougBenson - #FF My podcast guests this week - DOUG LOVES MINIS @grahamelwood DOUG LOVES MOVIES @SarahKSilverman @richsommer @Federman GDWH @ngaio420

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4/17 @ 8:51 PM
DougBenson - I know that last tweet was stupid. Let me know if you hated it so I can block your refined ass! #hole

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4/17 @ 8:50 PM
DougBenson - Salt Lake City! I'm taking the stage at Wise Guys in WVC in 40 minutes. Then we'll have to figure out how to do the show without a stage!

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4/17 @ 3:45 PM
DougBenson - Today is #NationalHighFiveDay, also known as #GermSpreadingDay. Looking forward to #FistBumpFriday. #HealthyHandsAreHappyHands

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4/17 @ 3:02 PM
DougBenson - PDX! I'll be on AM NORTHWEST this Monday morning, 4/21 with @grahamelwood. Wanna be in the studio audience? Call 503-231-4610 to get seats!

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4/17 @ 3:00 PM
DougBenson - PDX! I'll be on AM NORTHWEST this Monday morning, 4/21 with @grahamelwood. Wanna be in the studio audience? Call 502-231-4610 to get seats!

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4/17 @ 2:57 PM
DougBenson - PDX! I'm gonna be on AM NORTHWEST with @grahamelwood this Monday. For studio audience tix call 502-231-4610! http://t.co/OoiDTvFfhX @AMNW

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4/17 @ 2:39 PM
DougBenson - PDX! I'm gonna be on AM NORTHWEST with @grahamelwood this Monday. For studio audience tix call 502-231-4610! http://t.co/9kYj7Gq6jF @AMNW

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4/17 @ 2:19 PM
DougBenson - DOUG LOVES MOVIES! Madison, WI 5/3 https://t.co/VIzW5RcrlJ Rosemont, IL 5/5 http://t.co/smSpmp5dB7 Austin, TX 5/17 https://t.co/q4dfYV3KrT

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4/17 @ 2:15 PM
DougBenson - Stand-up dates! Eugene, OR 4/21 http://t.co/C47s8jWzz0 Chicago 5/4 http://t.co/XSZ44zuVu3 Philadelphia 5/8 https://t.co/O5AEad3GRE

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4/17 @ 1:57 PM
DougBenson - San Fran! Ring in 4/20 with me on Saturday 4/19 at 8:00 or 10:30 at @CobbsComedyClub. http://t.co/le0Az1p5d2 #Annual #Tradition #Countdown

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4/17 @ 1:20 PM
DougBenson - Salt Lake City, UT #HAF http://t.co/bmqhUTNflo

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4/17 @ 10:10 AM
DougBenson - TSA: You can't take this shampoo bottle on the plane. Me: There's no liquid in it, just weed. TSA: Ok, enjoy your flight.

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4/17 @ 9:32 AM
DougBenson - Why am I up so early? Because I'm flying to Salt Lake City to do a stand-up show at @Wiseguysutah West Valley City! http://t.co/bmqhUTNflo

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4/16 @ 5:48 PM
DougBenson - Salt Lake City is about to get saltier! Cuz I'm doing stand-up there tmrw night. #CoffeeParty http://t.co/66pnHORV28 ...

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4/16 @ 3:33 PM
DougBenson - DOUG LOVES MOVIES podcast w/ @SarahKSilverman @richsommer @Federman wants to get inside you! https://t.co/Yl2Hw2WDbU #LeaonardMaltinGame

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4/15 @ 10:23 PM
DougBenson - DLM 4/15 https://t.co/24kgBVeZwI

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4/15 @ 8:46 PM
DougBenson - Super short line outside @Ucbtla for DLM at 7:00 tonight. Maybe it's time to pick up stakes and do the show elsewhere. #SadFace

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4/15 @ 6:43 PM
DougBenson - Yeah, this day has been VERY taxing. Thanks for asking.

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4/15 @ 6:38 PM
DougBenson - I got a hot dog high today while @PFTompkins stared at his mobile device. http://t.co/DR1xU5gIuB @talkinghotdog #noYouShutUp #ThisIsFusion

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4/15 @ 12:01 PM
DougBenson - The new Coldplay song is considerably less than Magic.

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4/15 @ 11:41 AM
DougBenson - Las Vegas, NV! Should I do a DOUG LOVES MOVIES taping on Thursday night, May 15? I will if you tell me to! #FullServicePodcaster

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4/15 @ 11:09 AM
DougBenson - Twitter tip: Instead of tweeting at people to follow you, try tweeting for the people who are already following you. #BuildIt #MoreWillCome

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4/15 @ 10:03 AM
DougBenson - Kansas City! @ChrisCubas and mystery guests take on del Toro's HELLBOY - RT if you're gonna go! #MovieInterruption http://t.co/DGmttTK32D

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4/15 @ 8:54 AM
DougBenson - Good morning! A new DOUG LOVES MINIS with more rental car fun has plopped. #GoingBackToBed #NeverGotOutOfBedActually https://t.co/w96Dhfldq4

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4/15 @ 8:52 AM
DougBenson - Good morning! A new DOUG LOVES MOVIES with more rental car fun has plopped. I'm going back to bed. G'nite! #NeverGotOutOfBedActually

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4/15 @ 7:30 AM
DougBenson - Austin, TX! DOUG LOVES MOVIES is returning to @CapCityComedy on Saturday, May 17 at 4:20. #DougLovesStripMalls https://t.co/q4dfYV3KrT

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4/14 @ 11:01 AM
DougBenson - All the callers were actually quite nice, @AmyAugusta. One even told me of the passing of a funny guy. @OttoAndGeorge #RIP

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4/14 @ 10:38 AM
DougBenson - Thanks for your calls and questions! Gonna get on a plane now. #BoredAtTheAirport

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4/14 @ 10:19 AM
DougBenson - Got a quick question for me? Call 704 359 8711 and ask it! #BoredAtTheAirport

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4/13 @ 8:55 PM
DougBenson - Thanks @ThePeel in Asheville, NC, that show cured my scurvy! #ZombiesTuesday #CDC http://t.co/MPXcNA3vAF

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4/13 @ 2:22 PM
DougBenson - Attention Asheville, NC! #HAF The first 200 #Peeps get seats at The OP tonight, the rest have to stand. #OneWeekTilEaster

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4/13 @ 10:56 AM
DougBenson - Hey, please send me a tweet when I'm coming to your town about how the local law enforcement feels about mj. #OneDayInAdvance #Thanks

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4/13 @ 10:46 AM
DougBenson - Just made a purchase at the most intense 7 Eleven I've ever been to. #NeverForget

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4/13 @ 7:56 AM
DougBenson - Kristen Bell: Batman. Me: Full title please. Kristen: The Batman. #DougLovesMovies https://t.co/Y0dnQIN82u @IMKristenBell

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4/12 @ 10:21 PM
DougBenson - I'd tweet right now but I've got drunken texting to do. #WhiskeyRiver

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