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1/22 @ 3:31 PM
CraigyFerg - City of Angeles looking a bit less droughty and a bit more Glasgowy. I'm cool with that. #LARain https://t.co/XedTFS9hRW

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1/21 @ 7:25 PM
CraigyFerg - My brother in law @pnzr242 took this pic in LA today. I love it. #WomensMarch https://t.co/U1q4vWacvw

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1/20 @ 12:50 PM
CraigyFerg - Last night on TV I wore a cat dress and made out with a unicorn but today is weirder.

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1/19 @ 9:03 PM
CraigyFerg - Here here! Or indeed "Hear Hear!" I'm never quite sure. Perhaps "True dat!" ? https://t.co/DT8QXQvQym

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1/19 @ 6:48 PM
CraigyFerg - Don't thank me. Thank #ABBA and a lot of British pantomimes. https://t.co/02rMGyg0QI

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1/19 @ 4:23 PM
CraigyFerg - This was on my milk round when I was a kid. I hated this place. Got up 530am to do my job before school. Fuck you m… https://t.co/Gcc0oO9l83

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1/17 @ 9:58 AM
CraigyFerg - Happy Birthday to my beautiful pal @BettyMWhite. First actress I ever worked with in Hollywood. Spoiled me for the rest. I love you Betty. X

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1/16 @ 11:21 AM
CraigyFerg - Don't dream it. Be it. https://t.co/2JEVmyosIv

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1/15 @ 5:47 PM
CraigyFerg - Just when you thought things couldn't get weirder. I apologize in advance. https://t.co/zKfYNvZ3xO

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1/14 @ 7:07 PM
CraigyFerg - In these dark troubled times it's worth remembering there's still pervy produce in the supermarket near my house.… https://t.co/pP1BXDXWb4

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1/11 @ 7:32 PM
CraigyFerg - You know I was kidding in the previous tweet but today's continuing batshittery and your reactions have got me thinking. Stay tuned.

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1/10 @ 7:26 PM
CraigyFerg - It's not often I miss doing a daily show but when I see #GoldenShowers trending I think.... maybe it's time to get back in the game.

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1/4 @ 9:18 PM
CraigyFerg - My 5 y/o son: "I thought I saw a bandit... but it was just a guy with a Whole Foods bag." I have made the same mistake myself.

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1/3 @ 11:23 AM
CraigyFerg - Hollywood back at work today after the holidays. Look out for the excellent entertainment options coming your way. And mountains of shit.

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12/31 @ 4:16 PM
CraigyFerg - Happy Hogmanay. A guid New Year tae ane an aw.

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12/29 @ 1:40 PM
CraigyFerg - #TBT I remember you. It was 1993. You were a big shy kid and I was a year out of rehab and perpetually cheerful. https://t.co/AyhVIlO1i2

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12/28 @ 9:37 PM
CraigyFerg - Let's just cancel the rest of this annus horribilus, have hogmanay now and start 2017 tomorrow. I'm done.

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12/27 @ 2:23 PM
CraigyFerg - She was the kindest coolest smartest and most encouraging person I ever met in Hollywood. I adored her. Goodbye Carrie. #CarrieFisher

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12/24 @ 3:16 PM
CraigyFerg - Happy Christmas everyone #LeTitsNow

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12/23 @ 10:52 AM
CraigyFerg - Partying with some old friends last night @grantimahara @joshrthompson and another guy. https://t.co/8OL1QKhzNB

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12/15 @ 7:58 PM
CraigyFerg - My relationship with scrabble has degenerated to name calling. https://t.co/Kmyt2gozg5

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12/14 @ 4:44 PM
CraigyFerg - Oops. Spoke too soon. The incorrect use of "there's" in my previous tweet resulted in an uptick of nitpicky fuckwittage. I stand corrected.

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12/14 @ 2:09 PM
CraigyFerg - What? No smug asshattery about the spelling mistake in my previous tweet? You're slipping... or there's bigger things to worry about.

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12/14 @ 3:27 AM
CraigyFerg - Some nights, when you are all asleep, I tiptoe downstairs and watch old eps of Top Gear. Good ones with the origanal triumvirate,

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12/11 @ 7:08 PM
CraigyFerg - In previous missive I meant to say thanks to @LawrenceBlock for getting ME back to writing. Not him. He writes all the fucking time. #swot

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12/11 @ 6:44 PM
CraigyFerg - I'm very proud & a little unnerved to be part of something this clever & cool. Thanks Larry, for getting back to wr… https://t.co/o4jMBslyRE

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12/10 @ 5:40 PM
CraigyFerg - Dude. I'm right here. https://t.co/w7C6Qmvpro

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12/9 @ 4:22 PM
CraigyFerg - I'm an executive producer now. Gonna get myself slacks and a trilby. https://t.co/JpNiz5eamH

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12/8 @ 11:10 PM
CraigyFerg - Congratulations to you both. May your babies be as cute and clever as Grant's robots. https://t.co/cjOdIlEJuk

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12/7 @ 6:57 PM
CraigyFerg - Big Ups to @Pontifex for calling out the shit eating media. I'm wearing a teeny little hat for the rest of the day in your honor.

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12/7 @ 5:35 PM
CraigyFerg - Somewhere down there is 14 year old me. I'm the fat one with acne and brown corduroys. https://t.co/Ph7Sh2Ok1R

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12/5 @ 2:06 PM
CraigyFerg - From the back my boys and I are often mistaken for @MrJamesMay @RichardHammond and @JeremyClarkson of… https://t.co/SJomEWeh2e

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12/5 @ 11:22 AM
CraigyFerg - Finally! https://t.co/QY0Fqex2h4

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12/5 @ 10:42 AM
CraigyFerg - Sorry not to be at party tonight Larry but I'll order a copy of https://t.co/VZ2tSJxLuO today. Looking forward to r… https://t.co/peZ0LrQclE

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11/30 @ 11:21 AM
CraigyFerg - Happy St Andrews Day a'body. Enjoy your haggis. https://t.co/OdSZRBPVmg

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11/29 @ 7:10 PM
CraigyFerg - My favorite place for buns. https://t.co/hi5wzLgPXL

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11/29 @ 6:03 PM
CraigyFerg - Just got accosted on the street by a charming and friendly @TMZ guy. You know you're past it when the paparazzi are nice to you.

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11/24 @ 3:21 PM
CraigyFerg - Happy Tofurkey Day melonfarmers! #VeganCensoredTweet.

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11/23 @ 10:27 AM
CraigyFerg - Happy Birthday @bbcdoctorwho if that makes any sense to a regenerating time traveller. https://t.co/ZbYU7LesiK

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11/18 @ 1:18 AM
CraigyFerg - I'm not too proud to admit that I cried at the opening sequence of @thegrandtour. They're back. A morsel of joy in these troubled times.

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