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4/20 @ 7:10 PM
joshgroban - My dad: "you know what?..." <family listens intently> "...I should have been an English baron." #easterconvo

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4/20 @ 6:27 PM
joshgroban - Please let this picture of @neiltyson and a rabbit lull you to a place of peace and tranquility. http://t.co/uz1dG1sMJT

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4/20 @ 6:24 PM
joshgroban - What the heck, @macklemore? turn back. abort.

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4/20 @ 4:05 PM
joshgroban - Happy Easter! http://t.co/EW56zlCfZP

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4/20 @ 4:58 AM
joshgroban - Goodnight, hope the Easter bunny leaves an uncooked egg under my pillow like always

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4/20 @ 1:15 AM
joshgroban - Checking in #happysaturday http://t.co/HmcdUIzw5V

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4/19 @ 10:42 PM
joshgroban - Saturday night festivities. http://t.co/p3wwacotyP

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4/19 @ 9:00 PM
joshgroban - Hey guys sorry so annoying, something's up with my phone so if you know me don't text or call for about 4 and a half years

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4/19 @ 8:33 PM
joshgroban - This frisbee? I KEEP IT NOW.

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4/19 @ 8:02 PM
joshgroban - Side note, I'm turning into quite a curmudgeon and I don't give two damns about it.

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4/19 @ 7:59 PM
joshgroban - That commercial where the guy says "not today!" defiantly to his GPS instructions. WHY DID YOU PUNCH IT IN THEN?

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4/19 @ 4:17 AM
joshgroban - Castle on a cloud. Now there's a badass kid song. You throw some castle on a cloud at me I won't be mad at it. Anyway, goodnight.

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4/19 @ 4:14 AM
joshgroban - The song that kid sings in Moneyball is alright.

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4/17 @ 7:48 PM
joshgroban - Pretty sure I'm gonna name my kid B-9.

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4/17 @ 6:47 PM
joshgroban - I tried flirting once. It was grim.

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4/17 @ 2:19 PM
joshgroban - Earthquakes, blood moon, new "earth like" planet. Sorry folks but the end is nigh.

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4/17 @ 4:52 AM
joshgroban - Goodnight granola, goodnight sock monkey, goodnight grey goose, goodnight temple grandin, goodnight clicker, goodnight brain.

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4/17 @ 3:01 AM
joshgroban - Playing A Dark Room. It reminds me of the game from Big. #MeltIceWizard

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4/16 @ 10:23 PM
joshgroban - Writing. Nothing rhymes with jicama.

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4/15 @ 11:55 PM
joshgroban - Ok my lawyers have informed me that I need to have more "thought tweets" and less "actual tweets".

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4/15 @ 11:51 PM
joshgroban - Alright guys I've been playing this "for fun" bingo too long. Direct me to a good "for money" bingo app please. DADDY GONNA DAUB TONIGHT.

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4/15 @ 9:46 PM
joshgroban - I really wanna spend the night in Disneyland jail HI NSA!!!

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4/15 @ 9:30 PM
joshgroban - My license plate holder reads "Gone Lurkin'"

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4/15 @ 4:37 PM
joshgroban - I tried to "Grobe" myself and this happened http://t.co/4klkREoirY

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4/15 @ 4:18 PM
joshgroban - Everywhere I move I'm still there

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4/15 @ 12:30 AM
joshgroban - My Internet is confused again http://t.co/waBLpea93H

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4/14 @ 11:18 PM
joshgroban - I'd like to propose that instead of "I plead the 5th" you can just say "Hodor."

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4/14 @ 10:44 PM
joshgroban - http://t.co/C2bfs97k1i

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4/14 @ 10:44 PM
joshgroban - This quart of beer is called Corona Familiar. For when you want that old drunken nostalgia.

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4/14 @ 9:12 PM
joshgroban - I have a headache I'm tired and I'm cranky. I want a nap and I want tortilla chips. Real talk.

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4/14 @ 6:42 PM
joshgroban - http://t.co/ruL50GZVHE

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4/14 @ 5:13 PM
joshgroban - US Air > Pornhub

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4/14 @ 1:57 AM
joshgroban - YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!! #GoT

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4/14 @ 12:01 AM
joshgroban - I'm a ????

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4/13 @ 9:53 PM
joshgroban - Tonight I'm staying in and ordering, like, 10 chickens. #GoT

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4/13 @ 8:21 PM
joshgroban - I just had 2 iced coffees and still lost at checkers.

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4/13 @ 4:50 PM
joshgroban - These aren't actors, folks. These are compensated REAL PEOPLE. #commercials

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4/13 @ 12:06 AM
joshgroban - Meatloaf + Henry Rollins x Brando = Sam Herring. And it is awesome. #futureislands #Coachella

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4/12 @ 11:05 PM
joshgroban - Bummed I missed future islands tonight. Here's their already damn near legendary performance on letterman. http://t.co/AoU2TD7ZWX

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4/12 @ 9:57 PM
joshgroban - If they don't find the plane during Don Lemon's shift, then there is truly no fairness in this world.

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