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3/5 @ 12:30 AM
TheOnion - Report: Nazi Treasure Hunters Following More Realistic Retirement Plan Than 86% Of Country http://t.co/kJqSHZXctv http://t.co/8rGg2ILa9V

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3/5 @ 12:00 AM
TheOnion - TIP: Stretch after taking a shower for some reason http://t.co/NXhS4lsVuM http://t.co/2V9U6nlfaC

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3/4 @ 11:30 PM
TheOnion - Hillary Clinton Hints At Presidential Ambitions By Concealing Information From American People http://t.co/DRM2CKSEFy

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3/4 @ 9:31 PM
TheOnion - Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats http://t.co/PQBqwpbQhF http://t.co/Mw7xQHiwEY

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3/4 @ 8:31 PM
TheOnion - Man Who Stopped Dieting Already Seeing Results http://t.co/dvcR5KfHqD http://t.co/u9BGmpzGtd

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3/4 @ 8:10 PM
TheOnion - TIP: Eat 1,273 carrots http://t.co/vgYarKkirr http://t.co/JaUnPu3eOp

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3/4 @ 7:31 PM
TheOnion - Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial http://t.co/jZWNsuowQn http://t.co/Ku1RRu7IFc

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3/4 @ 6:38 PM
TheOnion - Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://t.co/3dWmrGrdyp http://t.co/qFOvAh2SMz

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3/4 @ 6:09 PM
TheOnion - Yankees Rookie Nervously Tells A-Rod How Much He Used To Hate Him As A Kid http://t.co/3akVAUwmQT http://t.co/vjw8yMkrvX

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3/4 @ 5:21 PM
TheOnion - Campaign Pushes For Woman On $20 Bill http://t.co/Pby28AJWn5 #WhatDoYouThink? http://t.co/b6r4YGlAPk

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3/4 @ 4:48 PM
TheOnion - Report: Nazi Treasure Hunters Following More Realistic Retirement Plan Than 86% Of Country http://t.co/qPXezv0hEv http://t.co/YJvFi1OfEM

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3/4 @ 4:16 PM
TheOnion - Here are some things that you can do to extend your lifespan: http://t.co/jZbu3gPeZL http://t.co/TvJwOXwXAK

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3/4 @ 3:44 PM
TheOnion - Hillary Clinton Hints At Presidential Ambitions By Concealing Information From American People http://t.co/OULBKY051I http://t.co/iqJA5K4zSN

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3/4 @ 3:19 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Puzzled Nation Can Remember Name Ferguson, But Not Sure From Where http://t.co/6Kw1ntoXLn http://t.co/jLzOw84zKd

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3/4 @ 2:38 PM
TheOnion - Man Who Stopped Dieting Already Seeing Results http://t.co/xyNSePYkFE http://t.co/laDU5ido6h

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3/4 @ 2:09 PM
TheOnion - Pfizer Mercifully Puts Down Another Batch Of Trial Patients http://t.co/cxC9FbnJZk

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3/4 @ 1:24 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Well http://t.co/FDi3PZ4u9L http://t.co/GVoTWgp8H3

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3/4 @ 12:34 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: It Doesn't Look That Cold Out, Reports Man Who Doesn't Have Thermo-Sensing Eyes http://t.co/Ildg6lv0Xs

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3/4 @ 11:45 AM
TheOnion - Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial http://t.co/uaL2ZVJ70O http://t.co/2HUpmoiYj0

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3/4 @ 11:10 AM
TheOnion - Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://t.co/NY1hKY67YY http://t.co/bqIMT0mHYy

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3/4 @ 10:32 AM
TheOnion - Spanish Bar Only Hires Employees Over 50 http://t.co/B6mmSq9SW0 #WhatDoYouThink? http://t.co/PJetrlBOrW

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3/4 @ 9:30 AM
TheOnion - Male Gaze Falls On Buffalo Chicken Bites http://t.co/cZURb9murY http://t.co/bqAYC3aXNb

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3/4 @ 12:15 AM
TheOnion - "The talk is over. It’s time to organize your documents.” http://t.co/vVYLsTnDdC http://t.co/s1kZ6FQLRK

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3/3 @ 11:30 PM
TheOnion - Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism http://t.co/bmLwl5kcDp http://t.co/qFvziEIIPe

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3/3 @ 10:45 PM
TheOnion - Chinese Citizens Kind Of Grateful To Not Have Access To All Of Internet http://t.co/03XkqAC5Pt http://t.co/K7mHVSmMjX

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3/3 @ 10:45 PM
TheOnion - Boyfriend Plans Magical Evening Down To First Detail http://t.co/WNmeg7bOqQ http://t.co/k0OaX38Pho

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3/3 @ 9:00 PM
TheOnion - New Study Finds Therapy, Antidepressants Equally Effective At Monetizing Depression http://t.co/e2eiHemgT9 http://t.co/16mJ8vF5DZ

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3/3 @ 8:00 PM
TheOnion - Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence To Spill Over To http://t.co/2JKqjkrq5S http://t.co/JwcIy8ltGN

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3/3 @ 7:15 PM
TheOnion - Netanyahu Doubles Down Against Obama With PowerPoint On Perils Of Affordable Care Act http://t.co/AB5sDeWGk1 http://t.co/p2DS9FuKWq

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3/3 @ 6:30 PM
TheOnion - Arne Duncan Spends Visit To Local Elementary School Looking At UFO Books In Library http://t.co/BfVTciEwfb http://t.co/dFosKRBgV7

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3/3 @ 5:35 PM
TheOnion - "It’s just gonna be you, me, and our fragile egos." http://t.co/kUPCvViZAj http://t.co/Bqp5sSkvlY

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3/3 @ 4:44 PM
TheOnion - DEA Warns Allowing Medical Marijuana May Lead To Stoned Rabbits http://t.co/pYcxNcdI8z #WhatDoYouThink? http://t.co/hwTvI1iKYn

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3/3 @ 3:24 PM
TheOnion - Authorities Demolish Capitol Building That Was Site Of Gruesome 113th Congressional Session http://t.co/sLAaxQDjnW http://t.co/i4s34jmZw5

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3/3 @ 2:45 PM
TheOnion - "These new hanging file folders are gonna knock you on your ass." http://t.co/oGQM3goO1Y http://t.co/mLWTSNZAPE

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3/3 @ 2:14 PM
TheOnion - Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism http://t.co/ALy5Hm3EUx http://t.co/bTsF2ktHIn

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3/3 @ 1:36 PM
TheOnion - Chinese Citizens Kind Of Grateful To Not Have Access To All Of Internet http://t.co/NYmrHtfPn2 http://t.co/mli8ZFpSun

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3/3 @ 12:35 PM
TheOnion - Boyfriend Plans Magical Evening Down To First Detail http://t.co/OJeIbnTWG9 http://t.co/CdvySDYVsa

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3/3 @ 12:03 PM
TheOnion - Netanyahu Doubles Down Against Obama With PowerPoint On Perils Of Affordable Care Act http://t.co/HTIrJnaUQU http://t.co/mJls4O4AgB

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3/3 @ 11:52 AM
TheOnion - Netanyahu: "I have no doubt that we can maintain positive relations between Israel and U.S. economic aid." http://t.co/xpPmNIzNfK

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3/3 @ 11:47 AM
TheOnion - Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence To Spill Over To http://t.co/HZ45S3q3oC http://t.co/1JY733bUMZ

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