comedy.broadwayworld.com

theonion on Twitter

Back to Main...

http://www.twitter.com/theonion
9/30 @ 3:44 PM
TheOnion - [American Voices] People Bending iPhones At Apple Stores http://t.co/WDJpwJUcDM #WhatDoYouThink? http://t.co/gQbrqBA8Wi

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 3:26 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Microsoft Ad Campaign Crashing Nation's Televisions http://t.co/3Hjg8mRRQq

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 3:11 PM
TheOnion - Reader, you have just won The Onion’s #sponsored content sweepstakes! Click here to collect your prize: http://t.co/lUCE532ayV

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 2:53 PM
TheOnion - This Week Last Year: http://t.co/vfclX49omC http://t.co/s3KERqKWAR

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 2:36 PM
TheOnion - "I'm sick of it." http://t.co/alvguh6Xw7 http://t.co/lDkpPEXKxD

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 2:19 PM
TheOnion - Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings http://t.co/anQDoHL8X6 http://t.co/XI9kpN7OWN

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 2:01 PM
TheOnion - In Focus | @MichaelPhelps Apologizes To Nation After Tasting Subway For First Time http://t.co/MUvKKhJouN http://t.co/BCnSgoGtra

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 1:49 PM
TheOnion - 50 Years Of Climate Change, Habitat Loss Somehow Unable To Take Down Goddamned Parrotfish http://t.co/D4ACWfg2uQ http://t.co/hp0LBnhpxB

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 1:32 PM
TheOnion - In Commentary | "That figment of my imagination that I married is gone. Gone forever." http://t.co/tyWgblJDaX

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 1:08 PM
TheOnion - "Honestly, it’s almost as if you’re the exact same man I married." http://t.co/TbS2xLAwLe http://t.co/qlc20cie1I

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 12:36 PM
TheOnion - Report: Consumer Confidence In Amorphous, Indefinable Idea Of Economy Highest Since 2006 http://t.co/2dcFIsMjz0 http://t.co/lEXJpsXAb5

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 12:22 PM
TheOnion - 9% of poll respondents said spanking children was appropriate but only for kids who are going to grow up just fine http://t.co/z5sxAgBmvz

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 12:07 PM
TheOnion - POLL: Do You Believe Spanking Is An Appropriate Punishment For Children? http://t.co/cgGuOjk0Kd http://t.co/I8pndKUh77

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 11:44 AM
TheOnion - Man Always Taking Good Mood Out On Friends http://t.co/4NQE6VFxxS http://t.co/T6HcpHZLmN

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 11:20 AM
TheOnion - [American Voices] Kim Jong-Un Suffering From Gout Caused By Eating Too Much Cheese http://t.co/LhOsBjj2oi

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 11:01 AM
TheOnion - Your Horoscopes — Week Of September 30, 2014 http://t.co/0qcEWPA3HH http://t.co/irg26zBvhO

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/30 @ 9:26 AM
TheOnion - From The Archives: Ugly Man With Huge Penis Unsure How To Get The Word Out http://t.co/0l39gjMklh

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 11:30 PM
TheOnion - 3.2 million displaced Darfur refugees sat on the groom’s side http://t.co/PR7VvT97bz http://t.co/Xdzbjn08xy

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 10:00 PM
TheOnion - Did you know China has 3.5 million square miles of hard-to-find places? http://t.co/oy8OEcYlwi http://t.co/4tRgdFWQUg

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 8:45 PM
TheOnion - Liberal Arts Graduate Realizes He’s Already Forgotten 90% Of Human Condition http://t.co/7ZNSw85yl0 http://t.co/POA7UonqHf

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 7:30 PM
TheOnion - Diabetic, Gout-Ridden Kim Jong-Un By Far Healthiest Person In North Korea http://t.co/8e5NNaclTc http://t.co/6a0OZCqCBN

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 6:45 PM
TheOnion - Study Finds Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions Of Dollars In Conservation Funding By 2025 http://t.co/0hDKm5r48S

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 5:05 PM
TheOnion - [American Voices] “If Clooney can find someone, then there’s hope for all of us.” http://t.co/ROXYjPbr4m

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 4:07 PM
TheOnion - George Clooney's wedding featured a make-your-own-nachos bar http://t.co/ckEbRAJvfr http://t.co/gTSjbMcL56

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 3:46 PM
TheOnion - Did you know China bankrolls the entire goddamn free world? http://t.co/YuzRBOFmRQ http://t.co/4NzpJGS5LE

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 3:38 PM
TheOnion - How China Stifles Dissent http://t.co/Uh3lb013nH http://t.co/OmfCRPlbhb

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 2:47 PM
TheOnion - Liberal Arts Graduate Realizes He’s Already Forgotten 90% Of Human Condition http://t.co/Y1FBmGE5RW http://t.co/2ZZiDdeZ4r

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 2:17 PM
TheOnion - Diabetic, Gout-Ridden Kim Jong-Un By Far Healthiest Person In North Korea http://t.co/nJB1DWkFLj http://t.co/hMGHxrcrnP

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 1:39 PM
TheOnion - 10 Years Ago Today | Area Man Somehow Even Less Popular Than He Was In High School http://t.co/eRpOPU3AlN

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 12:50 PM
TheOnion - New Pepsi Product Specifically Mentions Target Demographic In Name http://t.co/FzR1xttwkx http://t.co/8clsN419kh

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 12:20 PM
TheOnion - Editorial Cartoon: 'Unbereavable' http://t.co/hQsB5DsNuA http://t.co/RLC6Md1653

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 12:07 PM
TheOnion - Study Finds Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions Of Dollars In Conservation Funding By 2024 http://t.co/NVsVhL80Ab http://t.co/CbA0ltHWn6

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 11:35 AM
TheOnion - The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 29, 2014 http://t.co/E0PLhxoFA7 http://t.co/qGgSGHjWOd

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 11:10 AM
TheOnion - [American Voices] Video Game ‘Swatting’ Hoax Costing Police Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollars http://t.co/jx9PO2m0Z4

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 10:47 AM
TheOnion - Song Deemed Good Enough To Put Girlfriend On Shoulders http://t.co/i4WVwzEOAS http://t.co/yh1yhJkXHb

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 10:07 AM
TheOnion - In Focus | Sources: George Clooney Looking Good http://t.co/r1Jlv86STa http://t.co/zo3ehUxhac

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/29 @ 9:50 AM
TheOnion - In Focus: Man With Dream To Open Liquor Store Achieves Dream http://t.co/aMId6vmBqV

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/28 @ 7:00 PM
TheOnion - Top Story: @NASA Administrator Resigns After Leak Of Offensive Anti-Moon Email http://t.co/5vYNuOnEHI

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/28 @ 5:30 PM
TheOnion - Senator To Try Submitting Rejected Bill To Canadian Parliament http://t.co/BzxcmLSgtU

Retweet | Reply | Link

9/28 @ 4:15 PM
TheOnion - Mars MAVEN Begins Mission To Take Thousands Of High-Resolution Desktop Backgrounds http://t.co/nzol57MD2l

Retweet | Reply | Link


Next Page >>

 


Jump to: Art | Books | Classical | Comedy | Dance | Fashion | Movies | Music | Opera | TV

Become a Fan, Follower & Subscriber