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7/27 @ 11:03 AM
TheOnion - Tips For Getting A Mammogram https://t.co/s1ayptPvEP

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7/27 @ 10:45 AM
TheOnion - Legal Marijuana Sees More Child Poisonings https://t.co/QUbIsw02la #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/Az37CZ3D48

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7/27 @ 10:20 AM
TheOnion - The Onion’s Full Coverage Of Bill Clinton’s 2016 DNC Speech https://t.co/pw6uJVHFHe #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/A45sd4DaBg

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7/27 @ 10:01 AM
TheOnion - Department Of Education Study Finds Teaching These Little Shits No Longer Worth It https://t.co/lFabCUIU0Y https://t.co/Nojw3nvL1k

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7/27 @ 9:07 AM
TheOnion - Modern-Day Caligula Orders Everything Bagel https://t.co/rngMcdnrzY https://t.co/VSYgniHyPY

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7/27 @ 8:01 AM
TheOnion - Area Man's Bathroom A Monument To Ongoing War Against His Own Disgusting Body https://t.co/sP7JR0VOuP

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7/26 @ 10:11 PM
TheOnion - Convention Crowd Really Hoping Bill Clinton Breaks Tension With Joke About How Terrible He Looks https://t.co/7Xgdemb6T9 #DemsInPhilly

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7/26 @ 9:06 PM
TheOnion - DNC Speech: Could This Democrat Testing Out Phrases And Sounds Be The Future Of The Party? https://t.co/cTjZwtDX6K https://t.co/UAI6kdnCv3

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7/26 @ 7:45 PM
TheOnion - Baby-Faced, Muscular Jimmy Carter Tells Democratic Convention The Future Of Medicine Is Bright https://t.co/qv7sK7i4lk #DemsInPhilly

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7/26 @ 7:10 PM
TheOnion - New Zealand To Purge Nation Of Rodents https://t.co/RKyHqZastG #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/4Svu9cn7RG

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7/26 @ 6:44 PM
TheOnion - Highlights Of Bernie Sanders's 2016 DNC Speech https://t.co/N3333Gf0Rv #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/DBwiWxFdHv

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7/26 @ 5:36 PM
TheOnion - Lone Superdelegate Voting For Martin O’Malley Feels Like Total Fucking Idiot https://t.co/LXknAfL8qc https://t.co/AYQvQ4HTvp

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7/26 @ 4:45 PM
TheOnion - DNC Speech: ‘It’s Howard Dean, Motherfucks!’ https://t.co/hEd5DTvTVE https://t.co/wpJe1KNY5V

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7/26 @ 4:07 PM
TheOnion - Pro-Sanders Phillie Phanatic Places Masking Tape Reading ‘Silenced’ Over Honker https://t.co/IRzk9o1PE6 https://t.co/viJIgObfE7

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7/26 @ 3:45 PM
TheOnion - Highlights Of Michelle Obama's 2016 DNC Speech https://t.co/VYBFVm6jun #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/ioCxPo2W5D

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7/26 @ 2:07 PM
TheOnion - New STEM Education Initiative Inspires Girls To Earn Less Than Men In Scientific Career https://t.co/6qvJ84Uhu8 https://t.co/l40YsTkeAn

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7/26 @ 12:25 PM
TheOnion - Man Entirely Different Misogynist Online Than In Real Life https://t.co/nrlRiat3WY https://t.co/xyh1agWOJr

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7/26 @ 11:41 AM
TheOnion - Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 26, 2016 https://t.co/bInd9SU8db https://t.co/idJeNnrsKo

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7/26 @ 11:04 AM
TheOnion - Music Festival Survival Tips https://t.co/ryNIpYwjJT

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7/26 @ 10:45 AM
TheOnion - New York To Require Ventilation At Nail Salons https://t.co/EXaoVoiom9 #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/JVndWTy8gw

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7/26 @ 10:20 AM
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7/26 @ 10:02 AM
TheOnion - Insatiable Water Droplet Barrels Down Windowpane Consuming Everything In Its Path https://t.co/eAvdSIthxH https://t.co/M23siptOcC

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7/26 @ 9:10 AM
TheOnion - Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour https://t.co/uRIC8Vspk7 https://t.co/rM5iawDqA8

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7/26 @ 8:51 AM
TheOnion - The Onion’s Full Coverage Of Bernie Sanders’s 2016 DNC Speech https://t.co/bRGinbjXow #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/F45y3GwloD

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7/26 @ 8:00 AM
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7/25 @ 11:25 PM
TheOnion - Supporters Aggravated Bernie Sanders Didn’t Use DNC Speech To Get Voters To Act Against Their Own Self-Interest https://t.co/6sZgXbPDgx

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7/25 @ 10:58 PM
TheOnion - Voice Coming From DNC Sound System During Sanders Address Clearly Hillary Clinton’s https://t.co/7ZLFiok0Ej https://t.co/HgnD5OXSTm

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7/25 @ 10:29 PM
TheOnion - ‘Fear Not—She Means You No Harm,’ Says Elizabeth Warren, Revealing Docile Hillary Clinton To Crowd https://t.co/zqs7hSJfyo #DemsInPhilly

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7/25 @ 10:08 PM
TheOnion - Michelle Obama: ‘Well, There Are 8 Years Of My Life I’ll Never Get Back’ https://t.co/V1oIupD1ur #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/jHfCHgYOlc

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7/25 @ 9:32 PM
TheOnion - Who’s Speaking At The DNC Tonight https://t.co/Ig6pdtyO7M #DemsInPhilly https://t.co/cK3MPU1IXD

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7/25 @ 5:30 PM
TheOnion - Revelations From The DNC Email Leak https://t.co/ovjVnnIH3Y https://t.co/oArPK4yBYM

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7/25 @ 3:40 PM
TheOnion - CNN Producer On Hunt For Saddest-Looking Fuck With Convention Button Collection https://t.co/TmUoU8JUds https://t.co/wjM2s4Q3rZ

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7/25 @ 2:52 PM
TheOnion - How To Pack For A Move https://t.co/kEGiDUDIUZ

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7/25 @ 2:52 PM
TheOnion - How The IOC Plans To Address Doping https://t.co/b7V7XxpRel https://t.co/WE9sYanJUB

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7/25 @ 2:20 PM
TheOnion - Verizon Buys Yahoo For $4.8 Billion https://t.co/qAyQpJO9e8 #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/1iCVufgEuA

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7/25 @ 12:03 PM
TheOnion - Editorial Cartoon: 'A Period Of Decline' https://t.co/VD8CvBSN6a https://t.co/EEYNMemCZX

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7/25 @ 11:19 AM
TheOnion - The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 25, 2016 https://t.co/GiorZaBhMK https://t.co/8aUqEm29sO

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7/25 @ 10:45 AM
TheOnion - Georgia Rules Upskirt Photos Legal https://t.co/aiNBFJFSDh #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/Zyi3UPICdZ

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7/25 @ 10:00 AM
TheOnion - Area Child Disappointed To Learn Parents’ Love Unconditional https://t.co/dRXM27S6eq https://t.co/J1W24YKF2q

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7/25 @ 9:01 AM
TheOnion - Report Finds More Americans Putting Off Children Until Companies Are Ready https://t.co/C7m4FR72BL https://t.co/oAwGdkF7B2

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