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7/6 @ 10:30 PM
TheOnion - Proud Species Commits Suicide Rather Than Be Driven To Extinction By Humans http://t.co/DZarxANffO http://t.co/WnWpKrCDsZ

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7/6 @ 8:45 PM
TheOnion - Sculptor Criticized For Turning Women Into Objects http://t.co/d73U3X4PU1

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7/6 @ 7:00 PM
TheOnion - 'You Will Die Someday And It Will Be Sad,' All Man Thinking During Dinner With Parents http://t.co/C1HvXAujTJ http://t.co/YcThCpmG8t

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7/6 @ 5:00 PM
TheOnion - Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software http://t.co/dCVpqdXwWr http://t.co/M0bBrbZdXW

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7/6 @ 4:26 PM
TheOnion - "Your cows are small and scrawny, and you should be embarrassed to milk them." – @realDonaldTrump http://t.co/jHidfEZxZn

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7/6 @ 3:45 PM
TheOnion - Man Desperately Trying To Wring Every Last Ounce Of Relaxation From Final Day Of Vacation http://t.co/4o7NOpLNaA http://t.co/owPLmhMUxp

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7/6 @ 3:15 PM
TheOnion - Back Of Library Smells Like Weed http://t.co/McfOKEOrCp http://t.co/63dsSTqEvC

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7/6 @ 2:45 PM
TheOnion - Ranking Women Somehow Not Issue In Miss USA Debacle http://t.co/8qWVoBPiHB http://t.co/NYkFsbOH4t

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7/6 @ 2:13 PM
TheOnion - U.S. Wins Women’s World Cup http://t.co/7spYuYUSdn #WhatDoYouThink? http://t.co/jGi05T5xSM

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7/6 @ 1:05 PM
TheOnion - Insurance Only Covers Generic Heart Transplant http://t.co/CLmCJVOx3f http://t.co/T9olFKRyw5

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7/6 @ 12:35 PM
TheOnion - Editorial Cartoon: 'Stars And Snipes' http://t.co/E6AVuWkMg9 http://t.co/RrJwA6hXDk

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7/6 @ 11:35 AM
TheOnion - The Week In Pictures – Week Of July 6, 2015 http://t.co/jin9rcdLZ5 http://t.co/n2H4H1DYbz

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7/6 @ 11:05 AM
TheOnion - S&M Couple Won't Stop Droning On About Their Fetishes http://t.co/RlALF4reFV http://t.co/2miOmYzHWI

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7/6 @ 10:30 AM
TheOnion - Health-Club Employee Stops Going To Work After Two Weeks http://t.co/t7zBcPiYEC http://t.co/97KADTez5e

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7/6 @ 9:45 AM
TheOnion - Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus http://t.co/qIgqZzr6K8 http://t.co/0PtrLWxIT2

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7/6 @ 8:59 AM
TheOnion - Report: Male Hair Loss 7 Times More Painful Than Childbirth http://t.co/S81X9HkWnp http://t.co/qwHqVPcyQZ

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7/5 @ 7:00 PM
TheOnion - Cracks In Facade Visible As Teen Enters Third Day Vacationing With Friend’s Family http://t.co/euMvtFv5jR http://t.co/GFgoK0RLoM

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7/5 @ 5:30 PM
TheOnion - New Extended Paternity Leave Offers Dads More Time To Lose Colleagues’ Respect http://t.co/BTundTLFLS http://t.co/judMCcFk2X

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7/5 @ 4:15 PM
TheOnion - TIP: Carbo-load with plenty of pasta the night before you consider entering a marathon http://t.co/jZywacCL6q http://t.co/8wp8U6VEuw

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7/5 @ 3:00 PM
TheOnion - "We’ll see many opting for doorstops that are more economical and less of a status symbol.” http://t.co/iPYgeOFF3X http://t.co/PNvMCc86St

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7/5 @ 2:00 PM
TheOnion - Researchers Say Virgin Mary Actually God’s Second Choice To Bear Son http://t.co/nD3WI7faVH http://t.co/0xl8XRYEXb

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7/5 @ 12:30 PM
TheOnion - ‘SportsCenter’ Co-Anchors Clearly Dating http://t.co/YffW5ozSW5 http://t.co/nK39TA8QO2

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7/5 @ 12:30 PM
TheOnion - From The Archives: http://t.co/bPrurzSno4 http://t.co/X8JYFnzP4Z

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7/5 @ 11:45 AM
TheOnion - "The fossil record shows the human larynx completing a transformation around 11,000 years ago” http://t.co/1OSYK2GEnS http://t.co/n8EO2Rp2cv

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7/5 @ 10:45 AM
TheOnion - Editorial Cartoon: 'Let Them Eat Kale' http://t.co/MpZjIz0mEp http://t.co/dlr77LlWAp

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7/4 @ 11:00 AM
TheOnion - Mom Spends Beach Vacation Assuming All Household Duties In Closer Proximity To Ocean http://t.co/JJSUzHYKPS http://t.co/Xc4RrJ0698

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7/3 @ 8:15 AM
TheOnion - Drive-Time Commute Jam-Packed With Entertainment http://t.co/mjIIXmVDNW

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7/3 @ 7:00 AM
TheOnion - Five-Year-Old Convinced Dinosaur Bones Are Buried In Backyard http://t.co/K2LGl12si4

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7/2 @ 11:45 PM
TheOnion - ‘SportsCenter’ Co-Anchors Clearly Dating http://t.co/JsPIwNsZsa http://t.co/6s3mURqjZp

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7/2 @ 10:30 PM
TheOnion - “Eyebrow-raising evolved during this period for much the same purpose.” http://t.co/Ia4r5rUVB4 http://t.co/mmf8fkpSWQ

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7/2 @ 8:45 PM
TheOnion - 13-Year-Old Girl Can't Believe How Immature Everyone Is http://t.co/0XP04ku3e5 http://t.co/JVramgK6pR

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7/2 @ 7:30 PM
TheOnion - Naïve Teacher Believes In Her Students http://t.co/GLxqp4hI84 http://t.co/sRA9Q16v62

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7/2 @ 6:30 PM
TheOnion - Female Friend Group Fails In One Duty Of Providing Good Gynecologist Recommendation http://t.co/UoMNKQeUhs http://t.co/NiQzPSTUht

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7/2 @ 4:30 PM
TheOnion - Family Watching Movie White-Knuckles It Through Unexpected Sex Scene http://t.co/tjrBpPMxCz http://t.co/ZPlbEXlwLi

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7/2 @ 3:45 PM
TheOnion - 24-Year-Old Receives Sage Counsel From Venerable 27-Year-Old http://t.co/u2XJ4XKBVP http://t.co/B9QhBeQc6g

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7/2 @ 3:00 PM
TheOnion - Undertaker’s Last Few Embalmings Before Summer Vacation Always A Little Sloppy http://t.co/B9gwFixdkb http://t.co/NptSASJXbF

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7/2 @ 2:20 PM
TheOnion - Unpaid Internship A Really Great Experience For Local Company http://t.co/il5bZFfY3u http://t.co/x5lw4D5N6h

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7/2 @ 1:45 PM
TheOnion - Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine $2.2 Million To Run Photos Of Her Baby http://t.co/ncoKq1n1IK http://t.co/GjVu6JF2XY

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7/2 @ 1:10 PM
TheOnion - Warm Weather Finally Allows Man To Get Outside, Explore New Ways To Sweat http://t.co/6TBu4bijxV http://t.co/naRyPedeYV

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7/2 @ 12:30 PM
TheOnion - Restoration Of 'Star Spangled Banner' Uncovers Horrifying New Verses http://t.co/F7MMnjne6r http://t.co/7D6D9yyrG5

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