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4/19 @ 10:45 AM
TheOnion - In Science: Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons http://t.co/WqAq47KXcM

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4/19 @ 9:45 AM
TheOnion - Parents Surprised Cruel Teen Daughter Hasn't Pushed Classmate To Breaking Point Yet http://t.co/du8ytpMZ2a

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4/18 @ 11:30 PM
TheOnion - How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://t.co/rC7tx4dHm1

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4/18 @ 10:01 PM
TheOnion - Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close http://t.co/Ek8aSy7UDi

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4/18 @ 8:45 PM
TheOnion - Alabama Quietly Strikes Bo Bice Day From State Calendar http://t.co/mcLj4j4JYS

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4/18 @ 7:31 PM
TheOnion - Week In Review | Report: 14% Of Americans Now Intolerant To Word 'Gluten'

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4/18 @ 6:12 PM
TheOnion - Tips For Planning The Perfect Easter Egg Hunt http://t.co/9algl8QIBW

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4/18 @ 5:23 PM
TheOnion - [American Voices] Chelsea Clinton Expecting First Child http://t.co/28w5fKFJGL #WhatDoYouThink?

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4/18 @ 4:51 PM
TheOnion - Weekend Magazine: Our Tips For Getting Nauseated And Staying Nauseated http://t.co/lEdD6F20DM

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4/18 @ 4:21 PM
TheOnion - How To Solve A Rubik's Cube http://t.co/tonfkh1cu3 http://t.co/9m2URYC6YI

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4/18 @ 3:25 PM
TheOnion - Man Attempting To Determine Whether Restaurant Closed Without Getting Too Close http://t.co/5W5qfktDe0

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4/18 @ 2:53 PM
TheOnion - Alabama Quietly Strikes Bo Bice Day From State Calendar http://t.co/JYatbk9P7H

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4/18 @ 2:29 PM
TheOnion - Report: 14% Of Americans Now Intolerant To Word 'Gluten' http://t.co/k5q82hvfgg

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4/18 @ 1:24 PM
TheOnion - George W. Bush debuted some watercolors of the undead Iraqi boy who lives in his nightmares http://t.co/9dHdj9O4wA http://t.co/lzFYzNpKyJ

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4/18 @ 12:36 PM
TheOnion - This Week Last Year: Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive http://t.co/XpjCe8aFiE

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4/18 @ 11:49 AM
TheOnion - Here are some tips for planning the perfect Easter egg hunt: http://t.co/zRrASYFIip http://t.co/tnwgALBXZ6

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4/18 @ 11:17 AM
TheOnion - Area Man Cleans Apartment Once Every Relationship http://t.co/SvocVzML7Z http://t.co/DGA7xvhd1d

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4/18 @ 10:20 AM
TheOnion - [American Voices] Online Wizarding University Opens For Harry Potter Fans http://t.co/rJd17PLajp #WhatDoYouThink?

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4/18 @ 9:31 AM
TheOnion - This Week Last Year: Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Ready To Put Up Or Shut Up http://t.co/yDEE8rPv7h

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4/18 @ 12:15 AM
TheOnion - Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today http://t.co/MTW1FOHsMH

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