comedy.broadwayworld.com

theonion on Twitter

Back to Main...

http://www.twitter.com/theonion
11/27 @ 4:00 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: FDA Approves Seconds http://t.co/lXWxuAcfbo http://t.co/wkqwdxQnOm

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 3:00 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count http://t.co/OqFk8xmo8f

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 2:30 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition Of Sitting Around At Airport http://t.co/dYxHWue1cc

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 2:00 PM
TheOnion - "I don’t know what Aunt Tina’s been feeding him.” http://t.co/YOobuv6RXM http://t.co/PmYiUld8aV

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 1:30 PM
TheOnion - STATSHOT: Why Are We Hosting Thanksgiving? http://t.co/epfr9qrgHX http://t.co/tjDgbo7Vw1

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 1:00 PM
TheOnion - Thanksgiving Affords Nation Rare Opportunity To Eat Large Amounts Of Food While Watching Football http://t.co/RGNzRQGvLn

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 12:30 PM
TheOnion - STATSHOT: Top Thanksgiving Side Dishes http://t.co/KfFYqGta7u http://t.co/vm2nk8KSRO

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 12:30 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey http://t.co/vi8HVMcPpr http://t.co/7lhwJsEkBA

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 12:00 PM
TheOnion - Weird Wooden Chair Pressed Into Service For Thanksgiving http://t.co/WikNXDnVYn

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 11:00 AM
TheOnion - Families Of Bears Players Ask To Have Faces Blurred Out During Thanksgiving Promos http://t.co/jk9WJbWKn7 http://t.co/onOYwQy8D5

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 10:30 AM
TheOnion - In Focus: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon http://t.co/TIRb6GlfaA http://t.co/gOxNbjQnoH

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/27 @ 9:32 AM
TheOnion - [American Voices] NYC Restaurant Offering $35,000 Thanksgiving Dinner http://t.co/DFiIF3Yno6 #WhatDoYouThink?

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 5:30 PM
TheOnion - Temple University Receives Anonymous Donation To Build Center For Discrediting Rape Allegations http://t.co/s8UiDh8fEG

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 4:30 PM
TheOnion - Makeshift Opinion Thrown Together From Viewpoint Currently Dominating Conversation http://t.co/vKB7Fs5lwY http://t.co/iu5Zpnf9ZI

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 3:00 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: 11 Steps For Cooking A PERFECT Thanksgiving Turkey http://t.co/nMK6AbypYV http://t.co/MqEDXI4Nz2

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 2:30 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: 6-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving http://t.co/oMxeMrTN6J

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 2:00 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: The Onion's Guide To Hosting A Perfect Thanksgiving http://t.co/FigmUAgC0x http://t.co/4UDLGswr76

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 1:30 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Siblings Gather Around PowerPoint To Hash Out Off-Limits Topics For Thanksgiving http://t.co/IGJxv39fKo http://t.co/YUNmZtJE8g

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 1:00 PM
TheOnion - Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time http://t.co/z8NQAY74m4 http://t.co/6v7bFVPFvF

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 12:00 PM
TheOnion - Everyone In Family Compliments Grandmother On How Small And Feeble She’s Gotten http://t.co/tOdcBTrUHd http://t.co/gs3iq2f9KG

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 11:30 AM
TheOnion - Man At Airport Pissed That Other People Had Same Idea To Go Home For Thanksgiving http://t.co/LysXLgxDch http://t.co/cxaFpdpXaQ

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 10:49 AM
TheOnion - Channel all of your deep-seated resentment toward corporate America into repeatedly clicking this link http://t.co/n5IKFB5GIl #SPON

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 10:20 AM
TheOnion - [American Voices] Budweiser Retiring Clydesdale Ads In Grab For Millennials http://t.co/ZxrQMwBQp3 #WhatDoYouThink?

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/26 @ 9:35 AM
TheOnion - In Focus: 60 Percent Of Local Man's Workday Spent On Sports Fandom http://t.co/LW0EKoDAEd http://t.co/RROf7ZaW4I

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 9:15 PM
TheOnion - TIP: Avoid airport parking by leaving your car on the side of the road with its hazards on http://t.co/cMzeR6NIVH http://t.co/T8Tq6nP6Me

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 8:00 PM
TheOnion - Report: U.S. Students Lead World In Knowledge Of Common Household Items That Will Give You Buzz http://t.co/KjAwqVL0Cm

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 7:00 PM
TheOnion - Report: Majority Of Americans Know Which YouTube Clip They’ll Post Following Dustin Hoffman’s Death http://t.co/2DvL2fo0g0

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 5:27 PM
TheOnion - Woman Launches Into 4-Minute Self-Deprecating Preamble Before Speaking Mind http://t.co/YAFRhbBCj7 http://t.co/aUK0JU7176

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 5:05 PM
TheOnion - Desperate GOP Spotted In South Dakota Trying To Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves http://t.co/RnTSodMOcB http://t.co/s3wKZCSmlh

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 5:00 PM
TheOnion - If you buy just 11,000 books this year, make them all The Onion’s new book: http://t.co/JUTk8megbn http://t.co/lcniSlkfav

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 3:56 PM
TheOnion - [American Voices] Ferguson Prosecutor: Cable News ‘Most Significant Challenge Encountered’ In Investigation http://t.co/VAOeLyl2dm

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 3:22 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Man Doesn’t Know How Parents Ever Going To Pay Off Massive Student Loan Debt http://t.co/IG2VdIhY0Z http://t.co/F4iLIjsU0X

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 2:38 PM
TheOnion - Ferguson Decision Reaffirms Right Of Police To Use Deadly Force When They Feel Sufficiently Inclined http://t.co/suqUBbERHo

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 2:12 PM
TheOnion - TIP: Save money by booking your flights personally with the pilot himself http://t.co/nyO6E9LbkN http://t.co/eKEzno6XQY

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 2:05 PM
TheOnion - Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family http://t.co/O83ulX3yZ7 http://t.co/YKkuxGvHop

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 1:49 PM
TheOnion - Nation Doesn’t Know If It Can Take Another Bullshit Speech About Healing http://t.co/JdQvq3lCqn http://t.co/SMGF6MDIyu

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 1:32 PM
TheOnion - Here are some tips for planning and taking trips on a time crunch http://t.co/bFOhYh0k5V http://t.co/h33jnCUxse

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 1:23 PM
TheOnion - In The News: http://t.co/oiJa5OWLGX http://t.co/8CzPO7GQzR

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 1:08 PM
TheOnion - 57% of high school sophomores in the U.S. can specify which fruit rinds can be smoked http://t.co/eW9yYfg4UI http://t.co/x7uGBxWbGr

Retweet | Reply | Link

11/25 @ 12:49 PM
TheOnion - In Focus: Two Dozen More Bodies Found In Lake Wobegon http://t.co/xBL2Q4HiBg http://t.co/fmy2mJ6kr2

Retweet | Reply | Link


Next Page >>

 


Jump to: Art | Books | Classical | Comedy | Dance | Fashion | Movies | Music | Opera | TV

Become a Fan, Follower & Subscriber

   
Advertisement