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2/20 @ 6:50 PM
DaneCook - https://t.co/0zbpNeSGAG

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2/20 @ 2:58 PM
DaneCook - Love is the greatest murderer of personal goals.

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2/19 @ 7:04 PM
DaneCook - So Trump calls it "fake news" yet he reports what he watches on the news without consult. Maybe turn off your tv & focus on our country?

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2/19 @ 3:35 PM
DaneCook - https://t.co/CHSsvnSvNZ

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2/18 @ 9:52 PM
DaneCook - This worked for me when my dog Beast went missing years back! I hope someone finds Hank! https://t.co/ReEKXlNGzT

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2/18 @ 9:47 PM
DaneCook - When someone unfollows you on Twitter it's like they died but only out of your life.

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2/18 @ 8:25 PM
DaneCook - The simple response to why I do what I do and why performers need that challenge and chaos, the… https://t.co/iFwKFv65wH

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2/18 @ 7:51 PM
DaneCook - Sony is really slipping with the new V-PlayStation. https://t.co/XLorPRcuDy

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2/18 @ 2:59 AM
DaneCook - #LivePD

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2/17 @ 8:28 PM
DaneCook - Today's one of those rainy miserable days where you kinda miss fucking your ex.

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2/17 @ 6:39 PM
DaneCook - This rain makes it a perfect day to stay inside, quit show business & move home Monday.

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2/17 @ 6:38 PM
DaneCook - I just tried singing in the rain but a wayward seagull was blown into my mouth and I swatted him into a river of mud.

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2/17 @ 6:32 PM
DaneCook - This rain in LA is relentless. I just watch dozens of headshots & resumes streaming by in the flooded gutters.

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2/15 @ 9:09 PM
DaneCook - This 110-Year-Old Veteran and His Secrets to Life Will Make You Smile - National Geographic https://t.co/mjlkePZHJp

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2/14 @ 7:39 PM
DaneCook - #VD https://t.co/nJwA1wyhQY

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2/14 @ 1:13 AM
DaneCook - A little Valentine's Day ditty for a pretty girl. #Baby https://t.co/cHq54qViWf

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2/14 @ 12:24 AM
DaneCook - If you watch John Wick backwards it's about a bunch of Russian gangsters coming back from the dead to bring him a dog.

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2/14 @ 12:20 AM
DaneCook - If you watch John Wick backwards it's about a bunch of Russian gangsters all dying to bring him a dog.

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2/13 @ 8:12 PM
DaneCook - The BK Lounge is now offer adult toys as a part of their Grownup Meal. Mine came covered in mayo. https://t.co/Yh7GLnnqaP

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2/13 @ 6:59 PM
DaneCook - Valentine's Day is also a great day to curl up alone in your bed, look at pix of your exs & wonder what could have been.

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2/13 @ 6:10 PM
DaneCook - You have to be willing to sacrifice a lot in order to obtain that one meaningful thing in your career.

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2/13 @ 5:30 PM
DaneCook - Elon Musk thinks humans need to become cyborgs or risk irrelevance. https://t.co/5vWexmmvB4

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2/13 @ 5:12 PM
DaneCook - Interesting offers coming in today. Lots to consider. I can't wait. American Gods, American Exit, new comedy special.. and... TBC

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2/13 @ 4:37 PM
DaneCook - Caught Chopper in portrait mode. @ Hollywood Hills https://t.co/dmu5uQNXzR

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2/12 @ 10:34 PM
DaneCook - Hey @target we get it. You exists. Stop #grammys

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2/12 @ 10:20 PM
DaneCook - I lost my virginity to Prince's "Let's Go Crazy." I was finished before he finished saying "Dearly beloved." #grammys

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2/12 @ 9:57 PM
DaneCook - Memes #grammys

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2/12 @ 9:25 PM
DaneCook - Bruno Mars is so little he sleeps in an iPhone case. #grammys

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2/12 @ 9:17 PM
DaneCook - Bruno Mars is so tiny he just rode down to the stage on a piece of confetti. #grammys

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2/12 @ 9:05 PM
DaneCook - Beyoncé just made me feel proud to be a woman. #grammys

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2/12 @ 8:55 PM
DaneCook - Mama B is pure class. #grammys

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2/12 @ 8:54 PM
DaneCook - This song is probably not a person that is 60 years old favorite song. #grammy

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2/12 @ 8:51 PM
DaneCook - This suit @RyanSeacrest is wearing I would describe the color as Wookiee.

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2/12 @ 8:45 PM
DaneCook - Fuck I wish Bowie just walked out and surprised us all and then Jagger came out and they performed Dancing In The Streets together. #grammys

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2/12 @ 8:44 PM
DaneCook - Bowie forever!! #grammys

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2/12 @ 8:41 PM
DaneCook - Ed Sheeran is a very talented artist but this song he probably wrote while waiting in the lobby for his dentist appointment.

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2/12 @ 8:39 PM
DaneCook - Ed Sheeran looks like a guy in a movie about a cat that magically becomes a human for 24 hours. #grammys

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2/12 @ 8:31 PM
DaneCook - Nick Jonas jacket. #grammys

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2/12 @ 8:28 PM
DaneCook - No bs @carrieunderwood is amazing. #grammys

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2/12 @ 8:26 PM
DaneCook - Travolta is wearing Kim K's stolen jewelry. #grammys

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