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3/27 @ 7:58 PM
DaneCook - #TruthPatrol https://t.co/U45mZI3shY

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3/27 @ 7:50 PM
DaneCook - I'm fine. #NameAGirlsFavoriteLie

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3/27 @ 7:49 PM
DaneCook - Get what you can. Leave bills. #themeaningoflifein6words

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3/27 @ 7:37 PM
DaneCook - "You're gonna be one of the best and you're also gonna polarize people but it's gonna be so worth it."

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3/27 @ 6:42 PM
DaneCook - Thank you @trulycharmed69 for the #dubsmash of my routine. If anyone else wants to post a #dubsmash… https://t.co/IKvZXBG0ee

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3/27 @ 5:24 PM
DaneCook - #YouCantFightScienceFact #DontLookTooHardInToThisOne #IWroteThisLookingInARearViewMirror #SexualHealin… https://t.co/L7YPl5XA9a

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3/26 @ 5:00 PM
DaneCook - #tbt #familyedition Mom & Pops at one of my shows. I love this pic. They didn't spend a ton of time… https://t.co/Sg0yelt8lm

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3/26 @ 4:03 PM
DaneCook - Hoping the NYC fire dept can contain this situation quickly and safely. Lots of friends back in that area. Unreal.

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3/26 @ 2:40 PM
DaneCook - Last night was another incredible night at the Laugh Factory. I could not be more excited to share… https://t.co/fOSBZCnBPb

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3/26 @ 2:01 PM
DaneCook - You have more power than you think. You also happen to be powerless at the same time. Life is so f'in weird.

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3/25 @ 10:29 PM
DaneCook - #Runyon hike with Pebbles. Her favorite way to travel. https://t.co/HPPlIpFCWo

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3/25 @ 3:53 PM
DaneCook - TONIGHT 10 o'clock show at LAUGH FACTORY in HOLLYWOOD. I'm headlining with killer line up. Let's make it a comedy orgy, COME ON DOWN!

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3/25 @ 3:56 AM
DaneCook - Dane Over

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3/25 @ 12:37 AM
DaneCook - #AllYouNeedIsJustALittle https://t.co/L8LGg9BpU5

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3/24 @ 9:02 PM
DaneCook - I couldn't help myself, they sat there like this forever. https://t.co/hH9R10cUI0

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3/24 @ 7:24 PM
DaneCook - If you don't take full command of your mind, body & soul how do you expect to guide yourself toward… https://t.co/iMddzSNyaL

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3/24 @ 5:42 PM
DaneCook - Sometimes #MeanGirls totally nails it. #dubsmash https://t.co/1x3Ya6GGyS

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3/24 @ 4:11 PM
DaneCook - Doing ADR on our movie #400Days. Here I am adding breathing sounds to myself walking around the… https://t.co/XgUvny7LXY

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3/23 @ 9:05 PM
DaneCook - Stocking up for the best and brightest summer fun anyone can ever imagine. Thank you Fiji for the… https://t.co/ylv9njqUbU

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3/23 @ 5:57 PM
DaneCook - I can't wait to have kids so I can teach them valuable lessons. In the meantime I need to fuck up more to gather proper intel.

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3/23 @ 2:12 PM
DaneCook - Thank you last night to my family and friends at the hollywoodimprov for the bday love. https://t.co/XNIGr02foZ

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3/22 @ 5:28 PM
DaneCook - You're out of shape if you're jealous of this kangaroos body. https://t.co/kIOz3uh73m

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3/22 @ 2:34 AM
DaneCook - This is about to happen. https://t.co/6ArEWwOrmE

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3/21 @ 4:08 PM
DaneCook - #currentattitude https://t.co/IAjclLLepS

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3/21 @ 3:34 PM
DaneCook - #muckingfuffins https://t.co/kt4bNWz2Qx

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3/21 @ 3:22 PM
DaneCook - Sometimes I perform as my spirit animal. https://t.co/nM8RVDTOKH

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3/20 @ 7:15 PM
DaneCook - When you are feeling overwhelmed just take a deep breath picture yourself naked in a pool filled with nachos and hot cheddar cheese.

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3/20 @ 5:59 PM
DaneCook - 45 pound weighted side obliques while wearing an 18 pound weighted vest and listening to Mazzy Star.… https://t.co/MRQVZxg8Hv

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3/20 @ 4:47 PM
DaneCook - Laugh Factory Hollywood tonight and tomorrow 10 o'clock shows. Come watch me share my world.

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3/19 @ 7:20 PM
DaneCook - "In my 8 years as a tour guide in Maui not one person that ever climbed up has ever jumped. It's 50… https://t.co/5MgTydK96c

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3/19 @ 6:45 PM
DaneCook - caption this pic #tbt https://t.co/bzrwvmChhc

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3/19 @ 4:09 PM
DaneCook - Yesterday was quite a day. My bday was excellent and will roll on all week. Flew to Northern… https://t.co/wYdvXhimjM

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3/19 @ 2:45 PM
DaneCook - #TruthPatrol https://t.co/jjPecriKtE

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3/18 @ 11:02 PM
DaneCook - Make me the happiest Instagramist bday boy in the history of LIKE. #ImGonnaPartyLIKEItsMyBirthday https://t.co/raP8XG6w4y

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3/18 @ 9:22 PM
DaneCook - My little sister. My heart. I love you Court! She just posted this for my bday. @courtney_cook… https://t.co/xcgcKsdUxN

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3/18 @ 3:17 PM
DaneCook - Thank you home team for the birthday salutations. I can't thank you all enough. You've got me all… https://t.co/9b8WqKnlGF

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3/17 @ 7:56 PM
DaneCook - Last night was a 10. The show was incredible but I was so happy that I made one person smile a… https://t.co/3jmAlyQuZS

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3/17 @ 7:39 PM
DaneCook - New beginnings.

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3/17 @ 1:28 PM
DaneCook - I don't accept any phony bullshit. I don't allow people to hurt my friends or family without being… https://t.co/5cd4GyvzRp

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3/17 @ 12:40 AM
DaneCook - Watch this right now: http://t.co/GwCSLAqAcp

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