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9/4 @ 5:30 PM
DaneCook - TAG her here to let her know. LIKE it so I make more of these. DM a pic of you looking great and… https://t.co/5uSvDau2rE

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9/4 @ 4:16 AM
DaneCook - #delete https://t.co/FyzxU3DvHL

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9/4 @ 1:38 AM
DaneCook - I just broke up with my wife. If anyone wants to have sex tonight to this song please hit me up. I'm… https://t.co/1Eq1AHFfMl

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9/3 @ 10:25 PM
DaneCook - I love my wife. https://t.co/8ItxN2rQiW

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9/3 @ 7:49 PM
DaneCook - Forget #lipsync I'm starting #eyesync. Here is what I want you to do. DM me a vid of you #eyesyncing… https://t.co/6v7q0FXjtO

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9/3 @ 6:34 PM
DaneCook - True love is yelling "FUCK" randomly because life's a pressure cooker and having the person you're with just agree with you.

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9/3 @ 5:58 PM
DaneCook - No.. really this #Chewbacca was actual size. I'm a die hard #StarWars fan. I'm also actual size. https://t.co/zVaZPSlBpj

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9/3 @ 5:50 PM
DaneCook - #tbt to the time I traveled 10 miles off my tour route just to take a pic with a giant lego… https://t.co/LbkMwr06YZ

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9/3 @ 4:00 PM
DaneCook - #tbt #16YearsYoung #FirstGF #DenimJacket The first girl to ever smile at me just because. JS + DC… https://t.co/9U2mWcMPsJ

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9/3 @ 1:45 PM
DaneCook - Incredible day with swtcarolmel & Richard. #friends #family @ Hollywood Hills https://t.co/GrQpJ8RlCs

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9/2 @ 9:57 PM
DaneCook - #selfportrait https://t.co/ZYkr3UixhW

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9/2 @ 7:39 PM
DaneCook - When the you don't even open those other bitches My Story on Snapchat cuz you only wanna see your favorite girls update. #FallingInLove

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9/2 @ 7:36 PM
DaneCook - When you put that crazy bitch in an Uber and change the destination to WAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY ASS.

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9/2 @ 6:10 PM
DaneCook - THE RETURN OF FETT!!!! Watch "Star Wars: The New Republic Anthology" on @Vimeo https://t.co/oowXRkeWAn

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9/2 @ 5:59 PM
DaneCook - Dear @starbucks can you kindly remove the woman that died in front of your coffee shop when you have… https://t.co/KFfSXtHiuj

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9/2 @ 4:08 PM
DaneCook - Rockin' my neweracap big logo @RedSox snapback edition. https://t.co/WF5XfYyL4K

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9/2 @ 3:16 PM
DaneCook - When you purposely stop at a yellow light so you can reply to a text.

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9/2 @ 2:47 PM
DaneCook - I'm so fucking inspired by matt87chevy here. Hard is is hard work no matter who you are or what your… https://t.co/FGrSpzPVPQ

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9/2 @ 1:38 PM
DaneCook - A friend of mine took this pic while I was meeting fans outside a theater last year. #TooFunny https://t.co/iiEDWTFEnr

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9/2 @ 6:04 AM
DaneCook - I just had sex. I'm not gonna lie it was enchanting. The picture is a depiction of the sex I just had… https://t.co/FE6eFNgvoF

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9/1 @ 10:56 PM
DaneCook - Phew!!! There IS a definition online. I just had to make it, put it online & go back & find… https://t.co/Ewg69b6bEN

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9/1 @ 10:12 PM
DaneCook - lol thx https://t.co/jPP0SosovS

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9/1 @ 9:29 PM
DaneCook - You guys know sometimes I share my private text diary excerpts with you all. I thought this one… https://t.co/sWYXT4frjX

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9/1 @ 8:12 PM
DaneCook - When you pick a Dubsmash but there isn't enough for you to do in it. https://t.co/zDnDhvKvHO

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9/1 @ 8:04 PM
DaneCook - When you pick a Dubsmash but there isn't enough for you to do in it. https://t.co/VFCMoPCS6H

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9/1 @ 7:15 PM
DaneCook - I mean this is perfect. https://t.co/BM26wUOlX5

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9/1 @ 6:01 PM
DaneCook - I'm making some upgrades to my Instagram page search me under DaneCook and add me today. I've got a great contest coming!

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9/1 @ 5:27 PM
DaneCook - I don't know who made this but it was DM to me and made me laugh. Thank you unknown Internet dweller! https://t.co/188CBL1r9B

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8/31 @ 10:44 PM
DaneCook - #DMonday is on! DM me the hottest pic you've ever taken. Literally the best pic of you that you know… https://t.co/JyOXasYYFR

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8/31 @ 8:36 PM
DaneCook - #fuck https://t.co/0sXX11UDio

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8/31 @ 8:13 PM
DaneCook - I watched the video @justinbieber. From what I understand you apparently hired John Leguizamo to… https://t.co/AjD2S0vPCA

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8/31 @ 5:55 PM
DaneCook - I've been working out with my brother Richard since I moved to Los Angeles. He's my family and an… https://t.co/za9IVdd8uL

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8/31 @ 3:06 PM
DaneCook - #DMonday #BackAtIt #BigNews #???????? https://t.co/3A7xGDCLgn

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8/30 @ 8:21 PM
DaneCook - Beach volleyball all day in Malibu. This pic was taken by 11 hot women. @ Malibu, California https://t.co/DyfpXvuXqH

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8/29 @ 8:58 PM
DaneCook - Big news on the release of our film 400 Days coming soon. I'm so proud to star in and executive… https://t.co/DnLdfUopsj

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8/29 @ 3:39 PM
DaneCook - Just posted a photo https://t.co/RZwTLF6LxD

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8/29 @ 7:07 AM
DaneCook - I'm so excited for tomorrow I can't sleep. https://t.co/BWfmc4nxWn

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8/29 @ 3:03 AM
DaneCook - #home #LA #art https://t.co/GwdEvWrMa3

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8/28 @ 9:31 PM
DaneCook - I will be checking my DMs for 1 hour. Caption this pic or just send a Q&A I will respond if you TAG… https://t.co/f1CPsNCTv8

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