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10/24 @ 1:27 AM
DaneCook - Ebola is a "plague sent by God" to punish gays, religious leaders claim. - Religious leaders also sent to punish gays claims Ebola.

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10/23 @ 11:38 PM
DaneCook - My scene cut from the new movie Fury. #tbt to performing for the greatest troops in the world while… http://t.co/0SnPf5waMm

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10/23 @ 11:29 PM
DaneCook - Sometimes you just fuckin' feel it.

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10/23 @ 11:27 PM
DaneCook - No. It's not ALL about that bass. There's other shit happening too. It's sometimes a little bit about that base sorta.

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10/23 @ 10:43 PM
DaneCook - No. It's not ALL about that base. There's other shit happening too. It's sometimes a little bit about that base sorta.

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10/23 @ 8:15 PM
DaneCook - Throw me Snapchats (TheDaneCook) or DM on Insta (@DaneCook) while you watch #DaneCook #Troublemaker on #Showtime encore edition tonight.

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10/23 @ 7:51 PM
DaneCook - Just a little 14 year old Troublemaker. #tbt http://t.co/ArZ0E6qW5z

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10/23 @ 6:21 PM
DaneCook - All new insanely cool merch coming soon. W What do you want t-shirts to say from #Troublemaker? Ideas?

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10/23 @ 6:14 PM
DaneCook - Prince singing Happy Birthday to me. #BucketList

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10/23 @ 6:12 PM
DaneCook - I don't have an iPhone case. I just depend highly on my quick foot reflex as a buffer to break its fall.

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10/23 @ 6:11 PM
DaneCook - I don't have a iPhone case. I just depend highly on my quick foot reflex as a buffer to break its fall.

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10/23 @ 5:25 PM
DaneCook - I don't like to think of myself as a heartbreaker. I consider myself more of a disinterested bypass surgeon.

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10/23 @ 3:31 PM
DaneCook - #tbt with some of the funniest guys I know from last years Montreal Comedy Festival. Bobby, Gul,… http://t.co/aP56b0lngW

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10/23 @ 3:25 PM
DaneCook - Spent some time last night with family. My brother Richard (the brother I should have had) and Carol… http://t.co/R2wozp9dwi

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10/23 @ 3:10 PM
DaneCook - Men should come with a warning label & women with instructions.

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10/23 @ 2:55 AM
DaneCook - “@nsnydee: @DaneCook is a fucking genius. The last joke #Gold #Troublemaker #ShitBum” Thx girl yeah true stories are the best

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10/23 @ 2:15 AM
DaneCook - Responding to DM on insta for the next 20. Add me @DaneCook over there. It's a nice setting.

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10/23 @ 2:09 AM
DaneCook - I've got my head on the ground and my feet in the clouds.

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10/22 @ 9:13 PM
DaneCook - Airplane mode is also known as I can't let anything through for the next 40 minutes while the person you're dating is around mode.

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10/22 @ 8:53 PM
DaneCook - .@thelaughfactory: "Get tix now for Friday & Saturday at 10PM with #Troublemaker @DaneCook. http://t.co/sKXDohQuYR”

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10/22 @ 8:21 PM
DaneCook - I'm writing a movie about a boy who has a well balanced childhood, grows up to be a mellow 9 to 5 kinda guy & dies peacefully at 83.

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10/22 @ 6:44 PM
DaneCook - Celebration time! #DaneCook #Troublemaker highest rated comedy special this year. It's encore on… http://t.co/P6fuaG8pgL

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10/22 @ 6:31 PM
DaneCook - Encore presentation of #Troublemaker - Showtime this Thu, Oct 23, 7:30 PM. Don't miss out on what everyone's quoting about. #BatchOfBitches

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10/22 @ 5:58 PM
DaneCook - The fact that @LitaFord follows me on here is fuckin' epic. "Kiss me once... Kiss me twice... "

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10/22 @ 4:05 PM
DaneCook - I've got my Halloween costume picked out. I've just got to get some plastic surgery & I'm going as Renee Zellweger's original face.

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10/21 @ 9:16 PM
DaneCook - I did the About Last Night podcast with @AdamRayComedy & funnybrad a couple weeks back. Give it a… http://t.co/j3ZL2q4mI5

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10/21 @ 8:16 PM
DaneCook - I've been thinking about doing a documentary where I go back & have sex one more time with all of my ex gfs. Anyone have a good title?

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10/21 @ 7:56 PM
DaneCook - Please vote for my mistress @Angie_Harmon for the Peoples Choice Awards! It takes 3 minutes: http://t.co/9Ez39Iiafd

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10/21 @ 4:06 PM
DaneCook - I expect there'll be a lot of slutty Khaleesis' this Halloween. And a lot of guys dressed as horribly out of shape Dothraki.

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10/21 @ 3:37 PM
DaneCook - “@MabelynnCapeluj: @DaneCook only if she can watch http://t.co/P2dtufm1Cw” -- You would like that you creepy nymphomaniac.

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10/21 @ 3:12 PM
DaneCook - If they ever make a live action movie of the Pillsbury Dough Boy an out of shape Chris Pratt should play Boy. http://t.co/g2AwyaP9cA

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10/21 @ 2:46 PM
DaneCook - “@MabelynnCapeluj: @DaneCook your* -- I seen it you brat.

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10/21 @ 2:45 PM
DaneCook - Your relationship is over if you're reading this and nodding yes.

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10/21 @ 2:40 PM
DaneCook - You're relationship is over if you're reading this and nodding yes.

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10/20 @ 9:52 PM
DaneCook - .@tomgreenlive said: Dane Cook Talks Early Internet: http://t.co/xJLBU9CaR1 Thanks @DaneCook for stopping by the show! - Anytime Tom!

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10/20 @ 9:08 PM
DaneCook - If anyone has any #DaneCook #Troublemaker memes post them here with those hashtags and I will RT or FAV a bunch now.

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10/20 @ 5:42 PM
DaneCook - That irritating "time of the month" for men is when our football team has a bye week.

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10/20 @ 5:37 PM
DaneCook - A few women I know are having their periods. I'm guessing most of you have synced up & sexually for men this is a bye week.

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10/20 @ 5:06 PM
DaneCook - Spending some quality minutes over the weekend with a few funny kids, a club owner & a… http://t.co/MwcoFT97Rv

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10/20 @ 4:55 PM
DaneCook - You’re always the best in your field if you’re creating the field.

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