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1/24 @ 4:56 AM
DaneCook - #nightideas https://t.co/67WuMAzfJz

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1/24 @ 4:33 AM
DaneCook - Hey

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1/24 @ 1:17 AM
DaneCook - Thank you @thecomedystore for a great sold out show tonight. #themainroom https://t.co/z8uaeEQqSY

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1/23 @ 7:30 PM
DaneCook - #uncledane meeting Jim today at the Zumwalt home. Oddly enough this is actually my poop face. https://t.co/UbWa5p7UAX

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1/22 @ 10:45 PM
DaneCook - Quite simply one of the greatest moments in movie history. #CabinInTheWoods https://t.co/CVx02tQxO6

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1/22 @ 10:44 PM
DaneCook - Quite simply one of the greatest moments in movie history. #CabinInTheWoods https://t.co/3jKoBOviTw

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1/22 @ 10:27 PM
DaneCook - May we've had some great shows together over the years my friend! https://t.co/3Q69ieeKuo

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1/22 @ 8:00 PM
DaneCook - great job! https://t.co/HeMUwwpW4W

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1/22 @ 6:08 PM
DaneCook - A key to success is to stay positive when everything and everyone seems negative.

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1/22 @ 5:18 PM
DaneCook - #hahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/jrSWSq9iem

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1/21 @ 9:21 PM
DaneCook - Low self esteem never goes out of style.

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1/21 @ 7:20 PM
DaneCook - #alwayshungry https://t.co/l5bQ7j9NYn

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1/21 @ 6:02 PM
DaneCook - Whenever I feel out of it I watch a @JerrySeinfeld #ComediansinCarsGettingCoffee and honestly it always makes me feel good.

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1/21 @ 2:36 PM
DaneCook - #tbt 2005 on some show I don't remember performing on. I was sponsored by Oversized Clothing… https://t.co/HjzZVuGvYH

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1/21 @ 2:00 PM
DaneCook - I'm feeling like both my old self and my new self today. Greatest feeling ever.

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1/20 @ 5:50 PM
DaneCook - #MasturbationBooth #RealLife #WhatThe https://t.co/EP2VyOmJ0w

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1/20 @ 5:23 PM
DaneCook - Exclusive Clip: Dane Cook, Brandon Routh Try to Survive a Space Simulation in 400 Days https://t.co/0TXzJNTQeM via @collidernews

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1/19 @ 2:40 AM
DaneCook - Holy shit this is the greatest non greatest thing I've seen in 10 hours. Let's start with the… https://t.co/2SVPCEMs6F

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1/19 @ 2:06 AM
DaneCook - I hate the smell of success.

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1/18 @ 6:47 PM
DaneCook - "People don't run out of dreams - people just run out of time." - Glenn Frey

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1/18 @ 5:50 PM
DaneCook - Glenn Frey can't be dead. This sucks. The Eagles are amazing. His solo career was stellar.

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1/18 @ 5:43 PM
DaneCook - Glenn Fry can't be dead. This sucks. The Eagles are amazing. His solo career was stellar.

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1/18 @ 4:55 PM
DaneCook - Everyone keeps sending this to me from the premiere of Workaholics : #funny https://t.co/hOPyZYJboA

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1/18 @ 3:12 PM
DaneCook - When you start dating someone new you Google yourself to see what they found out already.

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1/18 @ 2:13 PM
DaneCook - It's a little brisk today. Loving my cock and balls scarf. https://t.co/KfvhV6xa1y

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1/18 @ 1:10 AM
DaneCook - Hard work doesn't always pay off but it does most of the time. If you've worked hard & got nothin' to show for it, that means you overshot.

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1/17 @ 10:25 PM
DaneCook - When you look at your exs Insta and think to yourself, "Thank God I got the fuck outta there."

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1/17 @ 10:15 PM
DaneCook - Just posted a photo https://t.co/GIvbKOVip5

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1/17 @ 10:08 PM
DaneCook - Sanders always looks like he is waiting for the bus, sees a bus, but it's not his bus. #DemDebate

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1/17 @ 9:15 PM
DaneCook - Doesn't O'Mally look like he was just born? #DemDebate

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1/17 @ 4:29 PM
DaneCook - My movie 400 Days got people like... #intheaters & #ondemand #syfy https://t.co/2juApbwJzQ

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1/16 @ 10:13 PM
DaneCook - Thx M-Kal we had such a blast doing it. https://t.co/iOpz2sJSKm

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1/16 @ 10:05 PM
DaneCook - Does anyone in LA have a dvd of Apocalypto I can borrow?

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1/16 @ 7:52 PM
DaneCook - Congrats #Patriots we're proud of ya! #PatriotsNation #NFL #GroupShot https://t.co/diFvvgA313

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1/16 @ 6:35 PM
DaneCook - #Patriots party going strong at my casa! https://t.co/4lRje0vrYg

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1/16 @ 2:46 PM
DaneCook - Forget the chrome stormtrooper. Let's go #Patriots #doyourjob https://t.co/POyATdQAou

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1/16 @ 12:48 PM
DaneCook - Let's go #Patriots !

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1/16 @ 1:57 AM
DaneCook - And that's the look of love. https://t.co/Lbxv2I7I1w

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1/15 @ 7:28 PM
DaneCook - I don't pick a fight unless I know I'm going to win it.

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1/15 @ 5:04 PM
DaneCook - Happy Friday all. Thank you for the tremendous support this week for 400 Days & Workaholics. I… https://t.co/2aVLahkNxk

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