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10/30 @ 4:34 AM
DaneCook - Next level shit right here.

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10/29 @ 8:56 PM
DaneCook - Random DM response tonight on my Instagram (danecook). Make me happy. Make yourself pleased. http://t.co/kBty7gmciY

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10/29 @ 8:52 PM
DaneCook - Wow. This is gonna be a dog fight here in game 7. Who wants it more? #WorldSeries

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10/29 @ 8:31 PM
DaneCook - Who are you rooting for today in game 7 of the World Series? #Giants or #Royals

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10/29 @ 6:42 PM
DaneCook - .@UberFacts: "Butterflies will drink blood if given the chance.” - Vampires will land gently on your nose as they slowly flap their arms.

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10/29 @ 6:39 PM
DaneCook - “@KPrestonFans: @DaneCook Thanks for the follow! :)” - you too KP

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10/29 @ 5:43 PM
DaneCook - The glamorous behind the scenes of a photo shoot. http://t.co/AFKicsLlmk

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10/29 @ 3:31 PM
DaneCook - It ain't about how hard you hit. It's how hard you cry after getting hit before you slowly get up & walk home in a great deal of pain.

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10/28 @ 6:53 PM
DaneCook - This Thursday 10/30 at 8pm don't miss me with my wrestling buddy @MariaMenounos on @untoldwithmaria… http://t.co/3LPuH0FMVh

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10/28 @ 6:44 PM
DaneCook - You can't fuck your way out of an unfuckable situation.

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10/28 @ 6:44 PM
DaneCook - I'm limited edition.

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10/28 @ 1:23 PM
DaneCook - .@joemurgolo asks: "@KDTrey5 what is your favorite pair of Jordan's?” - Limited edition Taylor Swift Fearless Tour throwback kicks. Comfy!

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10/28 @ 1:13 PM
DaneCook - .@Dwyer213 asked @KDTrey5: "why can't you make a basket anymore?” - I enjoy basket making but I also like scrimshaw.

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10/28 @ 1:09 PM
DaneCook - .@CodyRome asked @KDTrey5 : "Sup Kev?” - Just waiting on it and stuff.

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10/28 @ 1:01 PM
DaneCook - My friend / fellow hoopballer Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) will be guest tweeting from my account for the next few hours. Ask him anything!

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10/28 @ 12:23 PM
DaneCook - It's not a good thing when you go to that peaceful place in your mind and its under construction.

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10/28 @ 11:55 AM
DaneCook - I just farted myself awake.

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10/27 @ 9:29 PM
DaneCook - Good things never last but bad shit hangs around like that sad drunk dude trying to help you clean up at the end of a long party.

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10/27 @ 1:47 AM
DaneCook - The view from my hotel room. http://t.co/0lKxp9VZ17

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10/26 @ 8:04 PM
DaneCook - Game 5! But I'm still wearing my Red Sox underwear. http://t.co/Sglo8g0hQa

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10/26 @ 1:45 PM
DaneCook - The guy next to me is talking so loud on his phone I can hear him over my noise canceling headphones. http://t.co/3zYNXZ9eiC

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10/26 @ 12:32 PM
DaneCook - I'm headed to the airport for a quick getaway. Where am I going? Here is the 1st hint. It's … http://t.co/wtG8GMBG6N

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10/24 @ 1:27 AM
DaneCook - Ebola is a "plague sent by God" to punish gays, religious leaders claim. - Religious leaders also sent to punish gays claims Ebola.

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10/23 @ 11:38 PM
DaneCook - My scene cut from the new movie Fury. #tbt to performing for the greatest troops in the world while… http://t.co/0SnPf5waMm

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10/23 @ 11:29 PM
DaneCook - Sometimes you just fuckin' feel it.

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10/23 @ 11:27 PM
DaneCook - No. It's not ALL about that bass. There's other shit happening too. It's sometimes a little bit about that base sorta.

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10/23 @ 10:43 PM
DaneCook - No. It's not ALL about that base. There's other shit happening too. It's sometimes a little bit about that base sorta.

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10/23 @ 8:15 PM
DaneCook - Throw me Snapchats (TheDaneCook) or DM on Insta (@DaneCook) while you watch #DaneCook #Troublemaker on #Showtime encore edition tonight.

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10/23 @ 7:51 PM
DaneCook - Just a little 14 year old Troublemaker. #tbt http://t.co/ArZ0E6qW5z

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10/23 @ 6:21 PM
DaneCook - All new insanely cool merch coming soon. W What do you want t-shirts to say from #Troublemaker? Ideas?

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10/23 @ 6:14 PM
DaneCook - Prince singing Happy Birthday to me. #BucketList

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10/23 @ 6:12 PM
DaneCook - I don't have an iPhone case. I just depend highly on my quick foot reflex as a buffer to break its fall.

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10/23 @ 6:11 PM
DaneCook - I don't have a iPhone case. I just depend highly on my quick foot reflex as a buffer to break its fall.

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10/23 @ 5:25 PM
DaneCook - I don't like to think of myself as a heartbreaker. I consider myself more of a disinterested bypass surgeon.

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10/23 @ 3:31 PM
DaneCook - #tbt with some of the funniest guys I know from last years Montreal Comedy Festival. Bobby, Gul,… http://t.co/aP56b0lngW

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10/23 @ 3:25 PM
DaneCook - Spent some time last night with family. My brother Richard (the brother I should have had) and Carol… http://t.co/R2wozp9dwi

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10/23 @ 3:10 PM
DaneCook - Men should come with a warning label & women with instructions.

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10/23 @ 2:55 AM
DaneCook - “@nsnydee: @DaneCook is a fucking genius. The last joke #Gold #Troublemaker #ShitBum” Thx girl yeah true stories are the best

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10/23 @ 2:15 AM
DaneCook - Responding to DM on insta for the next 20. Add me @DaneCook over there. It's a nice setting.

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10/23 @ 2:09 AM
DaneCook - I've got my head on the ground and my feet in the clouds.

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