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10/21 @ 9:16 PM
DaneCook - I did the About Last Night podcast with @AdamRayComedy & funnybrad a couple weeks back. Give it a… http://t.co/j3ZL2q4mI5

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10/21 @ 8:16 PM
DaneCook - I've been thinking about doing a documentary where I go back & have sex one more time with all of my ex gfs. Anyone have a good title?

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10/21 @ 7:56 PM
DaneCook - Please vote for my mistress @Angie_Harmon for the Peoples Choice Awards! It takes 3 minutes: http://t.co/9Ez39Iiafd

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10/21 @ 4:06 PM
DaneCook - I expect there'll be a lot of slutty Khaleesis' this Halloween. And a lot of guys dressed as horribly out of shape Dothraki.

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10/21 @ 3:37 PM
DaneCook - “@MabelynnCapeluj: @DaneCook only if she can watch http://t.co/P2dtufm1Cw” -- You would like that you creepy nymphomaniac.

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10/21 @ 3:12 PM
DaneCook - If they ever make a live action movie of the Pillsbury Dough Boy an out of shape Chris Pratt should play Boy. http://t.co/g2AwyaP9cA

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10/21 @ 2:46 PM
DaneCook - “@MabelynnCapeluj: @DaneCook your* -- I seen it you brat.

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10/21 @ 2:45 PM
DaneCook - Your relationship is over if you're reading this and nodding yes.

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10/21 @ 2:40 PM
DaneCook - You're relationship is over if you're reading this and nodding yes.

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10/20 @ 9:52 PM
DaneCook - .@tomgreenlive said: Dane Cook Talks Early Internet: http://t.co/xJLBU9CaR1 Thanks @DaneCook for stopping by the show! - Anytime Tom!

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10/20 @ 9:08 PM
DaneCook - If anyone has any #DaneCook #Troublemaker memes post them here with those hashtags and I will RT or FAV a bunch now.

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10/20 @ 5:42 PM
DaneCook - That irritating "time of the month" for men is when our football team has a bye week.

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10/20 @ 5:37 PM
DaneCook - A few women I know are having their periods. I'm guessing most of you have synced up & sexually for men this is a bye week.

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10/20 @ 5:06 PM
DaneCook - Spending some quality minutes over the weekend with a few funny kids, a club owner & a… http://t.co/MwcoFT97Rv

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10/20 @ 4:55 PM
DaneCook - You’re always the best in your field if you’re creating the field.

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10/20 @ 4:55 PM
DaneCook - I did dozens of interviews last week. This quote accidently fell out of my mouth. I wanted to share it with you all. It might just help.

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10/20 @ 3:42 PM
DaneCook - You can't rain on my parade because I've already designed it to be aquatic themed.

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10/20 @ 3:18 PM
DaneCook - UPDATE on sweaty butt in front of me. After a sprint it now looks like a reservoir filled with Macintosh computers.

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10/20 @ 3:03 PM
DaneCook - “@LensPunk: @DaneCook should this be the first face I see heading to the crapper? http://t.co/xWqd8e8COY” -- Ha. That's so wrong.

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10/20 @ 2:55 PM
DaneCook - This person at the gym sweat a Rorschach test on their ass. I see an industrial complex with a moat of ninja stars & trombones.

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10/20 @ 2:51 AM
DaneCook - Guess where I'm not?

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10/20 @ 12:39 AM
DaneCook - “@mrgarelick: @DaneCook dot com! Ha! Laughing my ass off at the new special #Troublemaker” Thx brother !

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10/19 @ 5:47 PM
DaneCook - 1 of my fav interviews. It only makes sense that it's w/ @Splitsider. Thx @megh_wright The Rebirth of @DaneCook http://t.co/UukNrph3Cf

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10/18 @ 9:54 PM
DaneCook - Hey east coast why dontcha hashtag #DaneCook & let the west coast know some of your fav lines in the special starting at 7:30 on Showtime 2.

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10/18 @ 2:27 AM
DaneCook - Last message. http://t.co/pOO41PkEH9

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10/18 @ 2:06 AM
DaneCook - “@Handsofjoymsge: @DaneCook and saw you live in Vegas- 2008. Congrats and thanks for the hilarity!!” -- More to come!!

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10/18 @ 2:05 AM
DaneCook - “@stevenontour: @DaneCook will troublemaker air in Europe or do I need to download it *ahem* "legitimately"?” -- soon

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10/18 @ 2:01 AM
DaneCook - “@TerikaaaBabyy: @DaneCook Ugh I haven't laughed that hard in months!! Thank you so much for that #Troublemaker” -- you're welcome!!

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10/18 @ 2:00 AM
DaneCook - “@petedavidson: @DaneCook great special man!!! So glad to see you back in action” -- thx Pete and you are doing it now! Onward.

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10/18 @ 2:00 AM
DaneCook - “@mpratl17: Find myself quoting @DaneCook very often these days” -- me too

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10/18 @ 1:59 AM
DaneCook - I love this part where I talk about my ex. All this computer stuff was so crazy when it was happening I was upset but knowing it was funny.

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10/18 @ 1:57 AM
DaneCook - “@rahymundoe: You are one funny motherfucker, motherfucker. @DaneCook” -- I try

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10/18 @ 1:54 AM
DaneCook - “@Courtneyylynn97: Just a small town girl in a snow globe world. Let's shake things up ???? -@DaneCook” - Real shit I found

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10/18 @ 1:52 AM
DaneCook - “@_leilaniii: Seriously.. If you don't like @DaneCook we can't be friends. He is a comedic genius! ???????? #Troublemaker ” - We can be friends!

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10/18 @ 1:51 AM
DaneCook - “@courtney_j24: Let's be real @DaneCook is the funniest mother fucker alive!!!!” -- awww Thx girl

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10/18 @ 1:51 AM
DaneCook - “@G4ND4RA218: @DaneCook trouble maker was amazing. So much good info. I must watch it again lol.????????” -- 2nd viewing you see whatcha missed.

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10/18 @ 1:47 AM
DaneCook - “@NoelElaineOTH: .@DaneCook's description of #GirlDepression is so on point. He's been reading my diary. #Troublemaker” -- YES!!!

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10/18 @ 1:35 AM
DaneCook - “@punkscience3: #Troublemaker Admit it, you all have those big old sad sweatpants......@DaneCook” -- stained with tears and treats

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10/18 @ 1:35 AM
DaneCook - “@Datbitchjen: @DaneCook has the greatest female impersonations #Troublemaker” - thxsssssss

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10/18 @ 1:33 AM
DaneCook - “@huffman_morgan: @DaneCook never disappoints #FridayNight #Troublemaker ????” -- i aim to please

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