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4/22 @ 3:43 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Jon welcomes Sen. @elizabethforma of Massachusetts. Her new book is "A Fighting Chance". 11/10c.

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4/22 @ 1:57 PM
TheDailyShow - "@seanhannity has now made @glennbeck the voice of reason." http://t.co/xYJYwUj4Z3 http://t.co/GzBakD8nVc

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4/22 @ 10:33 AM
TheDailyShow - Apocalypse Cow http://t.co/GDDaxEKbcV

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4/22 @ 10:30 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Most Americans doubt the Big Bang Theory. Stubborn theory responds by continuing to be true.

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4/21 @ 10:30 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Putin continues his long Andy-Kaufman-esque bit where he pretends to be a crazy person.

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4/21 @ 8:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Kraft recalls 96,000 lbs of Oscar Mayer wieners. Apparently contaminated with actual beef.

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4/21 @ 6:40 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Regulators approve powdered alcohol. Parties on the International Space Station just got a lot less lame. #WhoSpikedTheTang

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4/21 @ 5:47 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Jon welcomes EPA Administrator @GinaEPA. http://t.co/6fcD8iVJ23

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4/21 @ 10:31 AM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: The #DailyShow is back! 11/10c. http://t.co/r3eS9nTvto

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4/20 @ 4:20 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Daycare costs more than college in 31 states. So severe, people are literally selling their babies to pay for daycare.

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4/20 @ 1:22 AM
TheDailyShow - The #DailyShow returns this week! 11/10c on @ComedyCentral.

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4/19 @ 4:20 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Sebelius not running for Senate. Tells Kansans "If you like your current senator, you can keep him." #FoolMeOnce

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4/18 @ 8:19 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Chelsea Clinton is pregnant. CNN declares baby early frontrunner for 2052 elections.

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4/18 @ 2:21 PM
TheDailyShow - The #DailyShow returns Monday! 11/10c on @ComedyCentral.

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4/18 @ 7:39 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Ireland first country to convict reckless bankers, b/c chasing them out with a flute didn't work. #NiceTryStPatrick

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4/17 @ 10:39 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Scientists clone cells from two adult men. It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and Adam and Steve and Steve. #GodsWay

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4/17 @ 7:39 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Putin: Obama would save me if I were drowning. He added, "That is why I am unable to respect him." #Coward #LetMeDie

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4/17 @ 5:42 PM
TheDailyShow - Certain guests do a great job of reminding Jon Stewart how short he is. #TDSExclusive http://t.co/sVcIEjdoCg

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4/17 @ 2:54 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study finds brain changes in pot smokers. Study then forgets what it was about to say. #StudysGottaCutBack

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4/17 @ 12:45 PM
TheDailyShow - The Best F#@king News Team returns Monday with all new episodes!

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4/17 @ 11:41 AM
TheDailyShow - Behind the Spotlight: @aasif Mandvi recalls witnessing a Republican say the N-word on TV. http://t.co/h5WjDZYTzz http://t.co/gofkJeksVT

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4/17 @ 10:54 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Astronauts will grow lettuce in space with NASA veggie farm. Moonmen urged to start buying local.

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4/17 @ 10:35 AM
TheDailyShow - .@almadrigal uncovers a liberal propaganda scheme aimed at Latinos. http://t.co/oJiIeoV2SH http://t.co/8JiGQTDhgA

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4/17 @ 10:35 AM
TheDailyShow - .@almadrigal uncovers a liberal propaganda scheme aimed at Latinos. http://t.co/oJiIeoV2SH http://t.co/lvD8JCknGL http://t.co/3quCkqmsvt

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4/17 @ 8:28 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews NYPD disbands Muslim spying unit. Chief urges unit to never forget the great times they had. #RacismIsWastedOnTheYoung

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