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2/1 @ 2:32 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews DNA clues will predict when people will die. Like, if you have the "instant death" gene, you'll probably die pretty soon.

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1/31 @ 7:32 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Binge watching TV alone linked to depression, loneliness. Sure, that's what the "Having a Life" lobby WANTS you to believe!

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1/30 @ 7:50 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Romney won't run for president. Wants to spend more time losing at home with family.

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1/30 @ 10:32 AM
TheDailyShow - The Deflategate scandal rocks the NFL and @msjwilly investigates mixed-party dating. http://t.co/drFp33VTgf

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1/30 @ 8:29 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Hillary may delay presidential campaign. Makes the election that much more intense. #TantricCampaigning

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1/30 @ 12:37 AM
TheDailyShow - John Hodgman is a diehard Red Patriots fan and hopes they win the Stanley Bowl! http://t.co/aob7Kty2rp

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1/29 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! A football controversy that doesn't involve racist team names, concussions, or elevator mishaps? We'll take it!

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1/29 @ 8:29 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews McDonald's CEO steps down. To be replaced by amorphous purple blob-man.

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1/29 @ 6:45 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews First rare fox seen in Yosemite since 1915. No one told it WWI was over. #HidingFromKaiser

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1/29 @ 4:49 PM
TheDailyShow - "The Kochs' money is way more impressive than any GOP candidate. They should just have the $9 million run for office" http://t.co/te83On9jtv

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1/29 @ 3:40 PM
TheDailyShow - "The Koch's money is way more impressive than any GOP candidate. They should just have the $9 million run for office" http://t.co/9Ah42CoI9y

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1/29 @ 10:57 AM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - President Obama pays his respects to King Abdullah and Kristen Schaal addresses manspreading. http://t.co/ApieZq4kCp

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1/29 @ 8:18 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews New Japanese hotel to be staffed with robots. The good news: No tipping. The bad: Maids keep asking you to explain "love."

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1/28 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Jon Stewart gets an Oscar (Isaac interview)!

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1/28 @ 8:17 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Researchers discover possible cure for peanut allergy. Peanuts hold emergency meeting. Plot to kill researchers.

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1/28 @ 7:17 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Apple rich enough to pay everyone in the US $556. Just about enough to buy an iPhone! #TheCircleOfCash

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1/28 @ 8:59 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Bacon prices are falling. Bacon industry plans to rebrand itself as "Pig Kale."

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1/27 @ 10:58 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! It's whiter than a congressional subcommittee out there! #Blizzard2015

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1/27 @ 8:59 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Seattle publicly shaming people for not composting trash. "Not helping," says head of Seattle suicide prevention hotline.

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1/27 @ 6:58 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Boehner to sue Obama again. Right after he sues the sun for turning him into a human third degree burn.

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1/27 @ 6:17 PM
TheDailyShow - Trudged through the snow just to give you something to watch on your day off. #thedailysnow http://t.co/LRnxbFKrWv

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1/27 @ 11:13 AM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - Presidential hopefuls convene for the Iowa Freedom Summit and Julian Castro discusses his work at HUD. http://t.co/uiybtskBhY

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1/27 @ 10:11 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Stress is contagious via social media. But an ulcer = small price to pay for all those precious likes! #PlzFavorite

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1/27 @ 9:10 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews French judge rules it's not ok to name your child "Nutella." Needs more letters that you don't pronounce. #FrenchSlam

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1/25 @ 6:08 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Chemicals in plastics blamed for sperm decline. Which then, in turn, hurts the black light industry. #RippleEffect

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1/24 @ 7:07 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Bloomberg wants to buy NY Times. Thinks it's his only option after hitting ten free article limit.

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1/24 @ 6:48 PM
TheDailyShow - . @msjwilly discusses the differences between the #DailyShow and Girls. http://t.co/OkwoteVqMq http://t.co/TTzCjeWAqr

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1/23 @ 7:07 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Davos sells $43 hot dogs. Made with 100% beef-from-cows-people-loved-enough-to-name.

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1/23 @ 6:13 PM
TheDailyShow - Great week @NightlyShow! The last of our #FirstWeekPointers?For emergencies, always have this greased and ready to go http://t.co/4rhMnoyb1k

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1/23 @ 11:42 AM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - MetLife sues the federal government, @Trevornoah reports on Boko Haram, and Jennifer Aniston. http://t.co/6uihKQLdJP

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1/23 @ 10:40 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Gallon of gas now cheaper than sparkling water. Also doesn't make your nose tickle. #ButMightKillYou

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1/22 @ 10:40 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! The top 1% is in Davos. This is the perfect time to steal their pet lions! #EccentricBillionaires

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1/22 @ 8:40 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Feds spent $432K studying gay hookup apps. Concluded that, yes, Esteban does have some amazing abs.

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1/22 @ 7:38 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Obamacare close to nearing goal of 9.1 mil signups. "We humbly admit we were wrong" says GOP in an awesome dream Obama had.

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1/22 @ 6:46 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight, Trevor Noah returns to teach Jon more about Africa! 11/10c http://t.co/Qc9uuNcnAa

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1/22 @ 6:45 PM
TheDailyShow - Hey @NightlyShow, you're killing it! Another of our #FirstWeekPointers: Always ask before rubbing a guest's feet.

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1/22 @ 2:52 PM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - Barack Obama delivers his State of the Union address, Anne Hathaway and Jon fail to keep their cool. http://t.co/uSKbd6HGWN

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1/22 @ 8:32 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Biden: "Yes there is a chance" I will run in 2016. "No, he won't," says Hillary. "No, I won't," clarifies Biden.

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1/21 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Anne Hathaway, President of Hathastan! #HathTag

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1/21 @ 8:31 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews NCAA investigating fraud at 20 schools. So ladies, if want your assault investigated, make sure it happens on the field!

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