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7/31 @ 10:58 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Congress gets ready for summer vacation. Named "Most Likely to Do Nothing" in 2014 Yearbook.

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7/31 @ 8:43 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Russia proposes banning soldier selfies. But how will they remember all the good times at war?

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7/31 @ 6:55 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Men don't get it. Men: "Ruth Bader Ginsberg doesn't get it!!!!" #ThenTheyMakeOut

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7/31 @ 3:31 PM
TheDailyShow - Maggie Gyllenhaal discusses working on "The Honourable Woman." http://t.co/mAUCTscXj4

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7/31 @ 12:25 PM
TheDailyShow - Jon offers a solution for stopping corporate tax inversion. http://t.co/JfTSHDouzt http://t.co/gtGexVPXsJ

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7/31 @ 11:12 AM
TheDailyShow - Internet Killed the Newspaper Star http://t.co/tfT7nXRaDA http://t.co/DQIKS3mSMj

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7/31 @ 8:16 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews McDonald's McNuggets in Japan are made of fish and tofu. But their fast food workers' misery is 100% organic.

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7/30 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! US corporations lead the world in innovating new platforms of douchebaggery. #Synergy

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7/30 @ 8:16 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Obama to GOP: "Stop just hatin' all the time." GOP sips haterade, sends Prez sassy "I didn't come here to make friends" GIF

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7/30 @ 6:51 PM
TheDailyShow - Studio racetrack so CNN staff can recreate car chases. #NewCNNTech http://t.co/pXkjZF8ANA

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7/30 @ 6:25 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Northwestern University to offer 'gender-open' restrooms. Shy students will now just hold it in until the semester's over.

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7/30 @ 6:08 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Maggie Gyllenhaal joins Jon at the desk. Her new TV mini-series is "The Honorable Woman" 11/10c.

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7/30 @ 5:56 PM
TheDailyShow - Automatics for the People http://t.co/h1fJACPyYe

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7/30 @ 5:44 PM
TheDailyShow - The Duh Room. #NewCNNShows http://t.co/tXtaAzTVUo

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7/30 @ 11:59 AM
TheDailyShow - "You've already done the easy part by pledging us your money. Now do the hard part: Program this f**kin' thing." http://t.co/nPbqexpUbd

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7/30 @ 11:49 AM
TheDailyShow - CNN: A Midsummer News Dreams http://t.co/SuicSmp1PQ

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7/30 @ 8:55 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Dubai pays kids in gold to lose weight. Risking a nation of spoiled rich brats, but attractive thin ones, so it evens out.

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7/30 @ 8:35 AM
TheDailyShow - Let's make CNN better. http://t.co/RlZSepKkVs

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7/29 @ 11:23 PM
TheDailyShow - Studio Jetpacks! #NewCNNTech http://t.co/zqZlpD5Bdx

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7/29 @ 11:23 PM
TheDailyShow - CNN: If You're Watching This, Your Flight's Been Canceled #NewCNNSlogans http://t.co/Xmqh7XqIc0

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7/29 @ 11:22 PM
TheDailyShow - Don Lemon's Zesty News Bowl #NewCNNShows http://t.co/7xhtIRfj4m

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7/29 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! We make an impulse purchase we're sure to regret even more than those gold lame Uggs. #whatwerewethinking

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7/29 @ 9:39 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Grover Norquist is going to Burning Man. Thinking anti-tax message will resonate better if delivered in a neon thong.

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7/29 @ 8:42 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews The handicap symbol gets an update in NY. Also, Walk Light Man finally asks Restroom Woman on date. http://t.co/gg9hoSz6ME

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7/29 @ 5:22 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Journalist @Sara__Firth joins Jon at the desk. She is a former correspondent for Russia Today (RT). 11/10c.

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7/29 @ 2:09 PM
TheDailyShow - Sonia Nazario (@SLNazario) describes the treacherous journey facing child refugees fleeing Central America. http://t.co/hDHIWXcril

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7/29 @ 11:09 AM
TheDailyShow - "This isn't a white-black issue, Jon. This is a cop-black issue." - @larrywilmore http://t.co/mRKb6W9Kvd http://t.co/1XEQutER9k

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7/29 @ 10:21 AM
TheDailyShow - Five Officers and a Gentle Man http://t.co/bqzsXXcXB1

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7/29 @ 8:18 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Sarah Palin launches her own online channel. Hopes extreme political rants are welcome online. #OnlyTimeWillTell

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7/28 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Larry Wilmore explains why Black Captain America's gonna need that shield.

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7/28 @ 8:17 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Obama banned from visiting Chechnya. Obama throws away half-finished manuscript for "Let's Go Chechnya!" #DreamDeferred

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7/28 @ 6:20 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Fist bumps are safer than handshakes. Unless done with great force to the face. #OneCaveat

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7/28 @ 5:52 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Jon welcomes @SLNazario, author of "Enrique's Journey" 11/10c. #DailyShow

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7/27 @ 7:31 PM
TheDailyShow - This week: Author @SLNazario, journalist @Sara__Firth, actress Maggie Gyllenhaal, and actress Aubrey Plaza. 11/10c. #DailyShow

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7/27 @ 4:38 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Thesaurus lists 'right-winger' as synonym for 'obstructionist.' Right-wingers vow to block thesaurus sales forever.

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7/27 @ 9:28 AM
TheDailyShow - "We'll start tonight in the Middle East, where Israel..." http://t.co/JdDB7zg6Nx

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7/26 @ 8:28 PM
TheDailyShow - Cops can stop you and take your cash. @jordanklepper reports. http://t.co/07j9sks9gF

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7/26 @ 6:38 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Army developing drone that can fit in your pocket to combat the apparently real threat of pants terrorism.

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7/26 @ 5:45 PM
TheDailyShow - "You gotta have a back-up vagina in case the first one crashes." - Jon Stewart http://t.co/suWTjBEUzZ

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7/26 @ 5:27 PM
TheDailyShow - A ruling on a clause in the Affordable Care Act causes utter chaos -- until later that same day. http://t.co/I3eHDQq59A

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