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3/4 @ 12:35 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - Benjamin Netanyahu delivers a speech to Congress and @aasif Mandvi highlights a future for print media - http://t.co/4MCHeiv0pw

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3/4 @ 8:21 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Average erect penis is 5 inches. Average gym sock is way too big.

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3/3 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! John Boehner and Bibi Netanyahu ignore diplomatic traditioooonnnn. Tradition!...TRADITION!

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3/3 @ 8:22 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Analysts predict worlds' 1st trillionaire will emerge soon. Will be 1st person to collect millionaires. #TheNewBeanieBabies

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3/3 @ 6:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Snowden 'ready to return to States.' Realizes he's wasting his prime "Dancing With the Stars" years in Russia.

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3/3 @ 9:31 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Longest serving woman in Congress set to retire. Will receive 75% of the retirement party a man would.

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3/2 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! What's up Triumph's butt all the time? Our guest, Robert Smigel!

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3/2 @ 7:31 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Two White House break-in attempts in 12 hours. You're not President, Mitt, just accept it!

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3/2 @ 6:40 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Vermont may allow 16, 17 yr olds to vote in local election. Explains the newest campaign ads calling opponent "so gay."

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3/2 @ 6:22 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight - Robert Smigel talks #NightofTooManyStars. Donate to autism programs here: http://t.co/fhWOOobhCe #StarsForAutism

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3/2 @ 12:20 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Obama, Sharpton meet behind closed doors at White House. Oh, to be a fly on the wall in THAT room!!! Would suck. So hard.

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3/1 @ 10:55 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Rubio: 'I don't want to be in politics my whole life'. He said, clutching the book "2-Minute Dramatic Monologues for Men".

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2/27 @ 6:15 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Price of ground beef climbs to another high record. Cows call their agents to propose contract renegotiations.

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2/27 @ 2:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - @WWERollins interrupts the Moment of Zen and challenges Jon: http://t.co/0wOrkYOSO4 http://t.co/l1AlCiAq7g

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2/27 @ 8:39 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Vial of Winston Churchill's blood being auctioned off. Alcohol content at an impressive 30.2 percent.

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2/26 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Millionaires vs. Billionaires! It's a gilded cagematch!

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2/26 @ 8:39 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews South Korea decriminalizes adultery. So now what's the point? #ThrillGone #Dangerhalfthefun

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2/26 @ 7:38 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Less than 40% of people worldwide have gone online. Unrelated: 60% of people are still good, well rounded.

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2/26 @ 5:08 PM
TheDailyShow - Late Night Fight Club #TBT https://t.co/1yPDqipk8M

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2/26 @ 3:00 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - Jon presents 50 Fox lies in 6 seconds and Conan O'Brien discusses his trip to Cuba. http://t.co/HG5aCFx1Z8

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2/26 @ 2:50 PM
TheDailyShow - Props @PolitiFact, tech error turned our 50-lie Vine into 49. Here's our 50. Keep your coffee mug. http://t.co/ZoOkFXFYry

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2/26 @ 7:24 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Poll: Only 11% of GOP think Obama loves America. Also debating whether he "likes" America or "like-likes" America.

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2/25 @ 11:25 PM
TheDailyShow - Congressman Schock isn't the only one playing hooky on the boss's dime. TDS is on to you mattkoff!… https://t.co/E0IB8gkN1g

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2/25 @ 11:19 PM
TheDailyShow - 50 Fox News lies in 6 seconds. (Tap the screen to pause) https://t.co/n0BBeoYCzT

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2/25 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Why are you on Twitter when you could be on Rep. Aaron Schock's incredible Instagram?

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2/25 @ 8:24 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Apple finally releases more diverse emojis. So your racist uncle's Facebook rants are about to get a lot cuter!

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2/25 @ 7:25 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Condom vending machines introduced in CA prisons. First The Man incarcerates you, now he tries to incarcerate your penis.

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2/25 @ 2:25 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - Bill O'Reilly's credibility is questioned, and Samantha Bee reports on Vice President Biden's bad habit - http://t.co/UKVNkb5aaY

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2/25 @ 10:31 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Japanese robot bears soon to care for aging population. Japan: "What if we like, really ramped up how Japan we are?"

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2/25 @ 12:16 AM
TheDailyShow - Sam lands exclusive interview with Vice President Biden. https://t.co/plhhJWhPge

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2/24 @ 10:50 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! We're a nation of pathological liars. #UnlessThatsALieToo

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2/24 @ 8:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Gmail bug could send your messages to strangers. Or at least they *were* strangers. #newbffs #thxgmail #sharedluvofdickpics

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2/24 @ 6:40 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Doctors: Two-father babies could become a reality. Hard to imagine future strippers with twice the daddy issues.

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2/24 @ 12:32 PM
TheDailyShow - Full ep - Rudy Giuliani insults Obama's patriotism and Christine Lagarde discusses the IMF as well as the gender gap. http://t.co/gcNB2cIrCB

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2/24 @ 10:12 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Rabbis may make pot kosher in NYC. Still have to get Shabbos Goy to light your spliff on Saturday.

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2/23 @ 10:50 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! We tackle the most important issue in the fight against ISIS: word choice.

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2/23 @ 6:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Average cost of raising a child hits $245,000. A great investment up to, and then immediately following, the teenage years.

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2/23 @ 5:12 PM
TheDailyShow - New #DailyShowPodcast - Bassem Youssef explains satire in Egypt. http://t.co/raiBJsP8IR https://t.co/HHGS9dO36g

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2/23 @ 3:20 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Wall Street employment plummets. Bull statue reluctantly transitions to second career: teaching younger statues.

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2/21 @ 1:54 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews 800k http://t.co/VNctD8CeHv users given wrong tax info. Somewhere, Ted Cruz has an erection and doesn't know why.

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