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10/2 @ 12:03 PM
TheDailyShow - "Today my dad is really great but yesterday my mom was kinda working out better for me." - @lenadunham http://t.co/ESvgWZpksE

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10/2 @ 10:06 AM
TheDailyShow - New #DailyShowPodcast! @jordanklepper and @AdamLowitt remember meeting @WuTangClan and @JerrySeinfeld, respectively. http://t.co/WOw4ebm5bd

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10/2 @ 10:00 AM
TheDailyShow - The Secret Service blunders the handling of an intruder in the White House. http://t.co/tnUYhvZohP

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10/2 @ 8:31 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews US has already spent $1B fighting ISIS. But at least the boots that'll be on the ground will be faaaaaaabulous. #Louboutin

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10/1 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Is the Secret Service just trying to get fired for the severance package? #ScammingTheSystem

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10/1 @ 8:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Rick Perry: My security would knock intruder 'dead down'. "Security" pet name for the rifle he hides in his jogging pants.

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10/1 @ 7:19 PM
TheDailyShow - New #DailyShowPodcast! @jordanklepper and @AdamLowitt discuss improv, stand-up, Wu-Tang. http://t.co/WOw4ebm5bd http://t.co/7L4Rwv1mQr

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10/1 @ 7:18 PM
TheDailyShow - New #DailyShowPodcast! @jordanklepper and @AdamLowitt. discuss improv, stand-up, Wu-Tang. http://t.co/WOw4ebm5bd http://t.co/u7yqp4tZ8J

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10/1 @ 6:50 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews World's oldest clown dies at 98. Will be squeezed inside tiny coffin along with 9 other dead clowns.

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10/1 @ 6:16 PM
TheDailyShow - Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi receives a superstar welcome in the U.S. http://t.co/vgyi3DYdQ2 http://t.co/Sa8Zg4e3p4

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10/1 @ 3:03 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: @lenadunham is on the show. Her new book is "Not That Kind of Girl" 11/10c. #DailyShow

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10/1 @ 12:30 PM
TheDailyShow - "Welcome to your new Congress, people." http://t.co/rUUiseVJAj http://t.co/aWiNgFIcjp

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10/1 @ 9:37 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Climate change causing heat waves in Australia. Residents can now just throw a shrimp on the sidewalky.

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10/1 @ 9:30 AM
TheDailyShow - How a Bill Becomes an Ad http://t.co/rUUiseVJAj

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9/30 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! We update Schoolhouse Rock! Yes, it's much worse now!

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9/30 @ 8:37 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews New Viagra ads to target women. Didn't they always target them? With old, erect penises we mean.

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9/30 @ 6:50 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews CA colleges get genderless bathrooms, or, as female students call them, force-students-to-hold-poop-rooms.

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9/30 @ 5:53 PM
TheDailyShow - The U.N. Climate Summit draws leaders together from around the world. http://t.co/35eeR7hrO0 http://t.co/FSvTcfgS0R

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9/30 @ 1:43 PM
TheDailyShow - "If the Redskins' name is changed and I have children one day, what will I pass on to them?" http://t.co/qdNKMw7GzG http://t.co/ubIOuY5p24

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9/30 @ 1:20 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Ben Affleck pulls up a chair. His new movie is "Gone Girl" 11/10c.

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9/30 @ 12:32 PM
TheDailyShow - Extended Interview: Hadi al-Bahra discusses the Syrian opposition movement's to combat Bashar al-Assad. http://t.co/JJA9DG88yp

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9/30 @ 11:20 AM
TheDailyShow - Chatty Chatty, Bomb Bomb http://t.co/gbHEesD3Na

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9/30 @ 8:13 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Bill Gates: I wear a $10 watch. Traded ten Zunes for it! #RIPZune #ZuneWeHardlyKnewYe #ItDiedTooZune

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9/29 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Congress's "Shoot First, Ask Questions After the Election" approach to war.

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9/29 @ 8:13 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Men get own version of Yahoo! w/ "Yahoo! for Men." Bing creates "Bing For Women, or Men, Somebody Visit This Goddamn Site."

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9/29 @ 6:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Hospitals starting to ask patients to pay upfront. Or leave vital organ as collateral. #GotstaGetPaid

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9/29 @ 5:48 PM
TheDailyShow - This week: @hadialbahra of the Syrian National Coalition, actor Ben Affleck, author @LenaDunham, and filmmaker Ben Steele. 11/10c.

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9/29 @ 5:35 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Jon welcomes @hadialbahra, president of the National Coalition of Syrian Revolution and Opposition Forces. 11/10c. #DailyShow

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9/29 @ 12:35 PM
TheDailyShow - The House Science, Space, and Technology Committee struggles with the basic principles of global warming. http://t.co/jY5DouHwBF

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9/29 @ 11:47 AM
TheDailyShow - This week: Jon welcomes @hadialbahra of the Syrian National Coalition, actor Ben Affleck, author @LenaDunham, and filmmaker Ben Steele.

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9/28 @ 11:45 PM
TheDailyShow - The House Science, Space, and Technology Committee struggles with the basic principles of global warming. http://t.co/6FDRCTh605

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9/28 @ 5:50 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Man charged with smuggling 51 turtles in sweatpants. It was that last 1 that got him caught. #OverAmbitious #WhyNot50

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9/28 @ 9:46 AM
TheDailyShow - The news media dedicates its time to President Barack Obama's "latte salute." http://t.co/DL5tidMbIL

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9/27 @ 9:49 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews ATMs dispensing gold appear in Singapore. But only in Cash4Gold stores. #TwoStepProcess

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9/27 @ 5:45 PM
TheDailyShow - The People's Climate March takes place in New York City. http://t.co/6FDRCTh605

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9/27 @ 9:59 AM
TheDailyShow - .@jonesinforjason sits down with Native American activists and devoted Redskins fans. http://t.co/BRnuGj6Jio http://t.co/4M0zElGFbX

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9/26 @ 7:48 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Some water on Earth is older than sun. Sun: "I'll outlive every last drop." #ClimateChange

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9/26 @ 5:42 PM
TheDailyShow - Full Episode - The media fixates on President Obama's "latte salute" and Jason Jones investigates the Redskins' name. http://t.co/zVwPdT6PUs

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9/26 @ 3:55 PM
TheDailyShow - The news media dedicates its time to President Barack Obama's "latte salute." http://t.co/DL5tidMbIL

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9/26 @ 3:39 PM
TheDailyShow - Dear 1D fans: We didn't know the band members' names, religions, hobbies, etc. Just knew they were popular. But not THIS popular. #whoa

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