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4/17 @ 7:39 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Putin: Obama would save me if I were drowning. He added, "That is why I am unable to respect him." #Coward #LetMeDie

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4/17 @ 5:42 PM
TheDailyShow - Certain guests do a great job of reminding Jon Stewart how short he is. #TDSExclusive http://t.co/sVcIEjdoCg

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4/17 @ 2:54 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study finds brain changes in pot smokers. Study then forgets what it was about to say. #StudysGottaCutBack

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4/17 @ 12:45 PM
TheDailyShow - The Best F#@king News Team returns Monday with all new episodes!

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4/17 @ 11:41 AM
TheDailyShow - Behind the Spotlight: @aasif Mandvi recalls witnessing a Republican say the N-word on TV. http://t.co/h5WjDZYTzz http://t.co/gofkJeksVT

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4/17 @ 10:54 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Astronauts will grow lettuce in space with NASA veggie farm. Moonmen urged to start buying local.

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4/17 @ 10:35 AM
TheDailyShow - .@almadrigal uncovers a liberal propaganda scheme aimed at Latinos. http://t.co/oJiIeoV2SH http://t.co/8JiGQTDhgA

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4/17 @ 10:35 AM
TheDailyShow - .@almadrigal uncovers a liberal propaganda scheme aimed at Latinos. http://t.co/oJiIeoV2SH http://t.co/lvD8JCknGL http://t.co/3quCkqmsvt

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4/17 @ 8:28 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews NYPD disbands Muslim spying unit. Chief urges unit to never forget the great times they had. #RacismIsWastedOnTheYoung

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4/16 @ 11:44 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Collapse of cupcake fad sends Crumbs into supermarkets, raising hopes among supermarket rats for cronuts #RatFingersCrossed

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4/16 @ 6:12 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Google Glass go on sale. It's like a chastity belt for your face! #ActualSlogan

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4/16 @ 3:44 PM
TheDailyShow - Samantha Bee contemplates the value of fools and confounds Jason Jones with multiple layers of sarcasm. http://t.co/ULV734t5d7

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4/16 @ 1:50 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Louisiana votes to make bible the state book. State bird is still "Jesus if he were a bird."

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4/14 @ 7:02 PM
TheDailyShow - Sports Disparity http://t.co/oJjEcqWalQ

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4/13 @ 11:40 PM
TheDailyShow - Back to the Torture http://t.co/hwQyn0XfRC

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4/13 @ 6:39 PM
TheDailyShow - Wilshire Jessup does weird s**t to Obamacare. http://t.co/rVhIo36gpt

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4/13 @ 9:39 AM
TheDailyShow - "Sean Hannity dedicated not one, not two, but five different shows on the horrors of spring break." - Jon Stewart http://t.co/ICVlgLKv6F

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4/12 @ 11:40 PM
TheDailyShow - Portrait Accomplished http://t.co/KECTpRmcem

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4/12 @ 2:40 PM
TheDailyShow - Extended Interview: Matt Taibbi http://t.co/xYqwRIaJfi

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4/11 @ 3:32 PM
TheDailyShow - Wilshire Jessup does weird s**t to Obamacare. http://t.co/rVhIo36gpt http://t.co/q2dNTFVZ8B

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