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10/30 @ 12:08 PM
TheDailyShow - .@almadrigal goes undercover to find the Latinos responsible for the immigration crisis. http://t.co/D5mH8vqQeP http://t.co/z0g019jsHE

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10/30 @ 10:38 AM
TheDailyShow - "Jon, I'm actually where the real immigration crisis is: the Austin border." -@jonesinforjason http://t.co/nVuVSPbSGH http://t.co/xtyw3381yP

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10/30 @ 9:02 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Twitter stock plummets. So really, there's no point in even writing this. #SeeYouOnPinterest

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10/29 @ 11:01 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Al Madrigal finds out aliens are already living among us. #AyDiosMio

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10/29 @ 10:30 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews 3 glasses of milk per day linked to earlier death. BUT you'll have the strongest skeleton EVER #ItDoesASkeletonGood

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10/29 @ 9:05 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Koala chlamydia vaccine a success. Koalas celebrate with romantic eucalyptus dinner and all-night orgy.

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10/29 @ 7:40 PM
TheDailyShow - New! The #DailyShowPodcast - The Best F#@king News Team Live in Austin, TX: http://t.co/miKYOFhdS3 #SouthBySouthMess http://t.co/koRA8vZqGM

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10/29 @ 6:47 PM
TheDailyShow - Extended Interview: Texas Congressman Joaquin Castro http://t.co/kJowWKkiWc

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10/29 @ 2:31 PM
TheDailyShow - Country music star @BradPaisley and @jonesinforjason collaborate on "The State of Texas" http://t.co/WzTTVlTKj1 http://t.co/PgxwEvCaWe

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10/29 @ 2:22 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: Jon welcomes Austin native Ellar Coltrane from the movie"Boyhood" 11/10c. #dailyshow #southbysouthmess

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10/29 @ 10:14 AM
TheDailyShow - #SouthbySouthMess: POTUS - Partum Depression http://t.co/uN3DbuRxsp

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10/29 @ 10:12 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Taco Bell launches new ordering app. Michelle Obama packs her things, says "f*@# this," and hits the open road.

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10/28 @ 10:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! We didn't need to go to Austin to keep it weird. These midterms have been weird enough.

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10/28 @ 9:11 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Pope Francis: God isn't "a magician with a magic wand." He's a guy with a long beard sitting on a cloud throne. #Duh #Obvi

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10/28 @ 7:50 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Baby wipes recalled over bacterial contamination. But what are babies gonna do, cry about it? #ManUpBabies

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10/28 @ 7:11 PM
TheDailyShow - The Daily Show kicks off its week in Austin, Texas. http://t.co/xOx6QdCBdw

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10/28 @ 10:17 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Vatican digitizing thousands of rarest texts. Also inserting sexy vampires and wolves, so kids will read them.

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10/28 @ 9:08 AM
TheDailyShow - The Daily Show in Austin, Texas! http://t.co/kWrcraXkwB http://t.co/5VuoNHtAgj

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10/27 @ 11:55 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Everything's bigger in Texas! Except The #DailyShow, that's still just 30 minutes.

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10/27 @ 10:17 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Justice Alito denied brunch by hostess who didn't recognize him. Reached for comment Alito sobbed, "brunch is for a-holes!"

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10/27 @ 9:37 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: The Daily Show is all new from Austin, Texas! Jon welcomes gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis. 11/10c.

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10/27 @ 8:20 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Chocolate found to improve memory. A jealous vanilla quickly forgets why it was jealous.

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10/27 @ 9:53 AM
TheDailyShow - Tonight: The Best F#@king News Team takes its show on the road to Austin, Texas! #southbysouthmess 11/10c on @ComedyCentral

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10/26 @ 5:41 PM
TheDailyShow - Tomorrow! Austin! The Best F@?!ing News Team eats The Best F@?!ing Barbecue!

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10/25 @ 1:40 PM
TheDailyShow - Monday! TDS in Texas! The best thing to happen to Austin since... whatever great thing they hosted last weekend.

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10/25 @ 10:32 AM
TheDailyShow - Enter to win a tour of The #DailyShow and your very own taped interview with Jon Stewart: http://t.co/NfUAtApEeu

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10/24 @ 9:12 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Dogs catch another White House fence jumper. His first mistake: the frisbee disguise. #ItAlwaysWorkedBefore

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10/24 @ 8:54 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Swiss company apologizes for 'Hitler' creamer. Also apologizes for calling Half & Half "dairy miscegenation".

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10/23 @ 10:31 AM
TheDailyShow - Jon to Bill O'Reilly: "I want you to admit that there is such thing as white privilege." http://t.co/yZzW7fhODI

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10/23 @ 10:29 AM
TheDailyShow - Democalypse 2014: South By South Mess -- The #DailyShow is all new, all next week from Austin, Texas!

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10/22 @ 6:05 PM
TheDailyShow - Next week: The #DailyShow is all new from Austin, Texas! #southbysouthmess

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10/22 @ 10:08 AM
TheDailyShow - Correspondent Central presents The Best F#@king Improv Show Ever! http://t.co/UuHoO7KgMt #DailyShow http://t.co/aqF6OsJcMO

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10/22 @ 8:52 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Spanish nurse cured of Ebola. Doctors prescribed dancing flamenco on plates of tapas during siesta. #ThingsWeKnowAboutSpain

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10/21 @ 8:51 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews McDonalds profits plummet 30%. Hamburglar forced to steal burgers to survive instead of just for the thrill.

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10/21 @ 5:53 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Chris Christie: 'I'm tired of hearing about minimum wage'. Suggests we seek surgical solution to wage gap.

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10/21 @ 12:17 PM
TheDailyShow - Next week: The #DailyShow is all-new from Austin, Texas! #southbysouthmess

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10/21 @ 10:24 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews 2nd Royal baby due in May. Looks forward to suckling on hired commoner's teat. #YesAllPrinces

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10/21 @ 12:26 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Obama makes campaign appearance, people leave early. In their defense, nobody cares about Obama anymore.

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10/20 @ 6:02 PM
TheDailyShow - The #DailyShow has a podcast? It does. Five episodes so far. Catch up with 11 different hilarious hosts: http://t.co/7ooSl11hPZ

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10/20 @ 5:56 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Peyton Manning breaks touchdown record. A useless Brett Favre shot into cold vacuum of space.

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