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4/24 @ 9:59 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Hawaii wants to be 1st state to run on renewable energy. Striving to perfect "lei-burning car."

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4/24 @ 4:50 PM
TheDailyShow - Jon hopes everyone's recovered from their Earth Day hangovers. http://t.co/KpltDtW5ub http://t.co/dy0BowFXMn

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4/24 @ 2:25 PM
TheDailyShow - Ext. Interview: @neiltyson is excited about the growing popularity of science, and Jon reveals his favorite element. http://t.co/BnPkJGsCQv

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4/24 @ 10:42 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Pot users may have 'false memories'. Especially pertaining to Phish songs being good.

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4/23 @ 10:42 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Happy Belated Birthday, Earth! We got you... your own destruction! #HardToShopFor

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4/23 @ 9:42 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Snow makes a comeback in 23 states at the end of April. Put it on eBay. California will buy it.

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4/23 @ 8:45 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews YouTube turns 10 years old. Posts video of cat smashing birthday cake into crotch in celebration.

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4/23 @ 5:10 PM
TheDailyShow - .@aasif Mandvi explains how the anti-GMO lobby results in a monopoly on GMOs by companies like Simplot and Monsanto. http://t.co/qma2rBZEcm

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4/23 @ 3:05 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! @hodgman! And you're not getting any more out of us, we've already said too much! https://t.co/FInpfkJL2e

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4/23 @ 9:25 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Ted Cruz crushes all your #TBTs... and faith in the system. http://t.co/2G8v05RTFz

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4/22 @ 10:27 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Potatoes: They're just like us! (i.e. suffering due to lobbyist influence)

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4/22 @ 9:27 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Conservatives think climate change won't occur in their lifetime. See?They don't deny science. It's just not their problem!

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4/22 @ 8:35 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews USDA urges citizens to eat expired food. Expect "I told you so" emails from all your smelly, dumpster-diving friends.

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4/22 @ 5:01 PM
TheDailyShow - Jon reports on CNN's 420 coverage. http://t.co/wbkVZfziGb http://t.co/ZdijFr88pJ

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4/22 @ 9:35 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Too many vitamins can cause cancer. Study funded by the Institute of Well Then I Guess F**k It.

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4/21 @ 9:06 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Willie Nelson to roll out own brand of marijuana. Called "You Were Always on My Mind Until I Smoked Now I Can't Remember."

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4/20 @ 11:46 PM
TheDailyShow - Jon announces the start date of his new career as non-host of The Daily Show! http://t.co/mTuVUng7F7

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4/20 @ 9:03 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Jon reveals a revealing revelation!

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4/20 @ 8:40 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Tim Tebow makes NFL return with the Eagles. Proving once and for all that God hates football.

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4/20 @ 7:45 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews CNN hires nearly 40 new reporters to boost ratings. Also adds love triangle between Blitzer, Brooke Baldwin, trained bear.

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4/19 @ 9:34 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Rick Perry on 2016: I'm smarter and healthier than 2012. Is one other thing too, but he forgot. #OOPS

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4/19 @ 12:41 PM
TheDailyShow - Congress takes issue with President Obama's tentative nuclear deal with Iran - http://t.co/TldBElpoc4 http://t.co/tmWwxtLQw4

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4/18 @ 3:34 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Instagram will finally allow breastfeeding pics. So congrats on this new way to get your childless friends to unfollow you!

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4/18 @ 11:37 AM
TheDailyShow - "Christian robots are going to blow your mind." -- Jordan Klepper http://t.co/zwkcF0keDn

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4/17 @ 9:33 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Maple syrup may make antibiotics more effective. Mary Poppins: "See? It DOES help the medicine go down." #SmugBitch

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4/17 @ 4:57 PM
TheDailyShow - New #DailyShowPodcast! @aasif Mandvi and Daily Show writers and producers discuss how Jon preps for interviews. http://t.co/yWkXP5bS06

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4/17 @ 4:30 PM
TheDailyShow - New #DailyShowPodcast! @aasif Mandvi and Daily Show writers and producers discuss how Jon preps for interviews with leading policymakers.

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4/17 @ 9:20 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews White House fence to get spikes. Biden will continue to be on the lookout from his tree house. #NoGOPsAllowed

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4/15 @ 9:44 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews World Health Organization: Delhi has world's worst air. 73% smog, 12% turmeric.

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4/14 @ 10:44 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Congress is always looking for a fight! #ComeAtMeBro

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4/14 @ 8:44 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Nearly a quarter of teens go online 'almost constantly'. The rest spend that time analog masturbating.

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4/14 @ 6:50 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Biden 'not ready' to decide presidential run. Still calculating exactly how big a waste of money it would be.

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4/14 @ 6:14 PM
TheDailyShow - Extended Interview: Ad-Rock switches places with Jon and laments neglecting his record collection. http://t.co/VZLC2AMOIB

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4/14 @ 8:43 AM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Gap, Target probed for hourly wage practices. Did any of you read "gap" and "probe" in the same sentence without giggling?

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4/13 @ 10:44 PM
TheDailyShow - Tonight! Hillary drops a bombshell that will make your jaw drop in indifference!

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4/13 @ 8:44 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Apple watch sold out in less than 6 hours. Which is the same amount of time you'll be excited about your apple watch.

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4/13 @ 6:55 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews 90% of US adults now have health insurance. Can now try extreme sports like "volcano bungee jumping" and "driving to work".

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4/12 @ 2:43 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Study: Obese may have lower dementia risk. Cheesecake Factory now reclassified as brain food.

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4/11 @ 6:43 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews Russia bans celebrity memes. Apparently they're the single biggest threat to civilization (next to gay rights).

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4/10 @ 8:42 PM
TheDailyShow - #TDSBreakingNews White House: "If only we'd thought of this 6 years ago." http://t.co/OL23rEedx9

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