NikkiGlaser on Twitter

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2/24 @ 3:28 PM
NikkiGlaser - One of my very first jokes that I wrote 12 years ago. https://t.co/r6bJYr2awA

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2/23 @ 7:55 PM
NikkiGlaser - No. https://t.co/TK1pSKZHVE

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2/22 @ 11:25 PM
NikkiGlaser - this looks like a fake link to a fake show but i'm almost certain it's not. https://t.co/uKl3tXd5wB

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2/22 @ 11:22 PM
NikkiGlaser - LA! Come watch me tape some stand-up for Netflix. This Tuesday! Thank you! https://t.co/mo3kNCx9gI

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2/21 @ 5:34 PM
NikkiGlaser - This was a joy to watch. https://t.co/ErPBytdIfS

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2/20 @ 12:40 AM
NikkiGlaser - Especially if you sleep during it! https://t.co/QmmfTx6F1y

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2/17 @ 10:40 PM
NikkiGlaser - Young entrepreneur! https://t.co/2X7wRSkaVM

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2/17 @ 2:35 AM
NikkiGlaser - ???? https://t.co/PZ8CBIxrhq

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2/16 @ 2:07 PM
NikkiGlaser - Just started following @jk_rowling. I had no idea her feed was so badass. This bitch don't give a fuuuuck. Other celebs need to follow suit.

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2/16 @ 3:38 AM
NikkiGlaser - Surprise surprise! Nothing about Flynn, Trump or Russia in the first eight headlines on @FoxNews. https://t.co/v9HZWqUUIm

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2/16 @ 12:05 AM
NikkiGlaser - .@kyleayers is funny.

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2/15 @ 10:42 PM
NikkiGlaser - give up now?? https://t.co/hWpqNZKDMD

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2/15 @ 12:37 AM
NikkiGlaser - Ummm because you have intelligence meetings at dinner in full sight of your shitty country club guests??? https://t.co/hDns2lkbUt

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2/14 @ 7:35 AM
NikkiGlaser - So good. https://t.co/TJm6NH3J4R

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2/14 @ 7:33 AM
NikkiGlaser - If you're wondering why so few experts have come forward to discuss Trump's personality disorder... https://t.co/YmTAdL6ti1

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2/14 @ 7:29 AM
NikkiGlaser - Read this. It's insane. https://t.co/IfgtME2Gbv

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2/13 @ 2:47 AM
NikkiGlaser - #LastWeekTonight was fantastic. I somehow feel better about everything even though nothing is better. #pandamustard

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2/11 @ 1:53 AM
NikkiGlaser - Help me win my first award since "Most Improved" for JV field hockey in 2000. Vote here! So easy. Thanks! https://t.co/oX3qfrjFtE

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2/11 @ 1:51 AM
NikkiGlaser - Help me win my first award since 2000 when my JV field hockey team's Most Improved. Vote here. It's easy. Thank you! https://t.co/oX3qfrjFtE

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2/10 @ 7:50 AM
NikkiGlaser - "I'll see you on court!" https://t.co/J0cMSoCSWd

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2/10 @ 2:53 AM
NikkiGlaser - LA! Please read this thread. Thank you so much, @anjelica for spelling all of this out for us. https://t.co/V1R9rMTzXT

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2/10 @ 2:49 AM
NikkiGlaser - Does Trump know that #OneChina isn't about the number of children they can have?

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2/9 @ 10:25 PM
NikkiGlaser - YES! If you haven't heard Anya, you're in for a treat. https://t.co/M023ELlPZ3

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2/9 @ 6:42 PM
NikkiGlaser - But is it at Trump Steak™ ?????????????? https://t.co/ALzdUQOwYP

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2/9 @ 3:16 PM
NikkiGlaser - Hmmm https://t.co/buDeSV5ZCk

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2/9 @ 2:40 AM
NikkiGlaser - Saw a coyote today in the middle of the city at 4pm. I yelled to him, "Coyote!" like it was his name. I hope he's o… https://t.co/j2x7ZqIoGL

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2/9 @ 2:28 AM
NikkiGlaser - It's nothing we don't already know, but nice to see in writing nonetheless. https://t.co/Ae46DexzqK

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2/8 @ 6:57 PM
NikkiGlaser - Oh my god I love this https://t.co/QoM6pDU5ae

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2/8 @ 4:37 PM
NikkiGlaser - If you're in a giving mood and want to help save one dog's life, here's how. https://t.co/ABuMlRJxmW

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2/8 @ 2:46 PM
NikkiGlaser - I don't know about you, but I don't feel safe now!! https://t.co/8pVOwFrMe2

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2/8 @ 8:56 AM
NikkiGlaser - Gross. https://t.co/kBEJqgWsET

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2/8 @ 8:53 AM
NikkiGlaser - Great read. https://t.co/6pu2GWTIB6

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2/8 @ 1:46 AM
NikkiGlaser - Fuck you forever. You've never thought or prayed about anyone but yourself. https://t.co/KYgS3ItQmT

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2/8 @ 1:45 AM
NikkiGlaser - Proud of this tweet from my dad. https://t.co/mZwTlsIo3q

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2/8 @ 1:44 AM
NikkiGlaser - Sound reasoning. https://t.co/CypryIIWvc

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2/7 @ 1:40 PM
NikkiGlaser - Oh my god. https://t.co/xCtASuxIxz

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2/7 @ 4:51 AM
NikkiGlaser - To be fair, he meant "I's is". https://t.co/eeDBzx8Dlz

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2/7 @ 2:36 AM
NikkiGlaser - So proud of this woman. https://t.co/H4m1ZBu3Jf

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2/5 @ 8:26 PM
NikkiGlaser - i loved it #gaga

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2/5 @ 6:33 PM
NikkiGlaser - Seeing Pence just now was the first time I've ever booed at a football game. #SuperBowl

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