Kei-Ella Loewe's new adaptation of Sue Pam-Grant and Sheena Stannard's 1980s underground cabaret, IN WHOREFISH BLOOMERS: THE WAITRESSES' LAMENT, will play the Alexander Upstairs this June. Performed by Jamie-Lee Money and Donna Cormack-Thomson, the 55-minute piece is described as "a feminist cabaret that will make dads cry and f*ckboys cower". In IN WHOREFISH BLOOMERS: THE WAITRESSES' LAMENT, two waitresses prepare themselves for another nauseating night on the battlefields of the Horrifying Hospitalica. Armed with toothpicks, their razor-sharp wit and ripe suckable tits, they don their aprons, pull up their fishnets and serve themselves up hot: the Virgin and the Whore, the Hipster and the Basic Bitch. IN WHOREFISH BLOOMERS: THE WAITRESSES' LAMENT is a comedy, a seduction, a spank on the arse of the patriarchy, a ritual and a battle-cry.