What if the Twilight movie was stranger? Campier? Had like…way more blood? And what's the deal with vampire teens anyway? In the delirium of the 2020 lockdown, one woman succumbed to a delayed onset Twilight obsession, resulting in a feverishly idiosyncratic screenplay that sought to answer these questions. Cut for time to just 60 minutes, this is a staged reading of that screenplay: equal parts fan fiction, parody, and a commemoration of what being stir crazy can do to a person.
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