Raunchy - Adult - X-Rated Broadway Songs?

[AMPMusicals]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 8:13am

Am planning a themed cabaret show for next Spring that is intended to be all Scandalous Adults-Only Broadway songs. 

Looking for suggestions and inspiration that are EXPLICIT (not just sexy, but pushing boundaries of X-Rated) about sex, drugs, self-pleasure, body parts, S&M, debauchery... and would be good on their own (out of show context)...

Stuff like:

Never Met A Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl — Smash

The Internet Is For Porn — Avenue Q

Bring On The Men — Jekyll & Hyde

Deep Love – Young Frankenstein

Sodomy — Hair

Tits and Ass — A Chorus Line

Hanky Panky — Dick Tracy

I Never Do Anything Twice (The Madam's Song) — The Seven Per Cent Solution

Hasadaga Ebowai — Book of Mormon

Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me — Rocky Horror

If I Could Smell Her C**t – Silence! The Musical

C**e In My Mouth — Let My People Come

When You're Good To Mama — Chicago

[rosscoe(au)]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 8:17am

None of those are X rated , I can smell her c u n t might be explicit but none are x rated 

[pg1287]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 8:21am

-Contact- Rent

-You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want- Avenue Q

Both of these aren't exactly family friendly but I don't think there are too many truly X-rated musicals/songs out there.

[whatacharacter]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 8:45am

"I want to be yours" - Cy Coleman cut from Little Me

[@z5]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 9:05am

The Internet is for Porn -- Avenue Q

[AntV]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 9:45am

Almost the entirety of Pretty Filthy by the tragically departed Michael Friedman.

My favorite: Squirting 101

[Miss Jezebel DuPree2]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 9:55am

"Everybody's Girl" from Steel Pier

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 10:46am

"Pour Me a Man" from Miss Gulch Returns

[Ado Annie D'Ysquith]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 11:03am

Now see, I had friends involved in Pretty Filthy and still had no idea it was written by Friedman. It makes me angry that it's easy to identify actors with a show but not necessarily writers.

[broadwayfever]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 11:16am

Grease Lightning 

[ggersten]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 12:06pm

Not X-Rated - and not explicit - but The Tennis Song from City of Angels.  

Raunchy from 110 in the Shade - ok, it's not really raunchy. It's about being raunchy.  But, it could be a good opening number.  

 

[ggersten]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 12:11pm

Another Cy Coleman:  World's Oldest Profession....

 

If you include the second half dance - Take Off With Use from All That Jazz

 

[Mildred Plotka]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 1:48pm

I'd recommend looking into the lyrics of Cole Porter, especially many of his alternate lyrics. There's some very dirty stuff in there. 

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 3:16pm

Thurio's Samba  TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 3:17pm

Also from City of Angels, "Lost and Found"

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 4:39pm

 

“Black is a Moocher” from THE WILD PARTY ((LaChiusa)

“Million Dolla' Momma” from QUEEN OF THE MIST

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 5:05pm

This is my favorite 'naughty' song ever because Gilda Radner is a f*cking genius.  The chicken line is Sondheimian in its vulgarity.  

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKxjBsO-Bvk

[BroadwayConcierge]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 5:06pm

In what way is "Hasa Diga Eebowai" not X-rated?

[Rinaldo]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 7:05pm

Look up the "X-rated" set of lyrics for "You're the Top" from Anything Goes. They may or may not be by Cole Porter (opinions differ), but they're certainly filthy, and the song is familiar enough as something innocuous that they'd be shocking to anyone who hadn't heard them before.

[WestCoastActor/Director]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 7:12pm

Dirty Words from Let My People Come for sure.

[CindersGolightly]

Posted: 9/18/17 at 7:32pm

Here's an idea.

[Public User]

Posted: 9/19/17 at 12:21am

'Can That Boy Foxtrot' which I believe was cut from Follies.  Maybe not explicit, but X-rated indeed.  

[AMPMusicals]

Posted: 9/21/17 at 4:37am

Thanks for some great ideas!  Will look into them all to see if they're filthy/funny/interesting enough!

[The Other One]

Posted: 9/21/17 at 6:19am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySuLhcKCxAI

She'll communicate a sore like you never saw before!

[darquegk]

Posted: 9/21/17 at 7:28am

Uncle F*CKa- South Park

And I’ve always suspected “Blow High, Blow Low” had more than a Touch of innuendo about what sailors supposedly do at sea (just read your Billy Budd!).