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Stuck crashing at his older boyfriend’s place, a jobless wannabe-OnlyFans twink becomes obsessed with dating a “vampire” he meets online in lieu of finding a new apartment. Meanwhile, said “vampire” – secretly just a college freshman theater nerd – is navigating a will-they-won’t-they with his roommate and on a mission to lose his virginity to impress her. No One’s Really a Vampire is about bad habits, gay sex, hot people, obsession, and the delusions we can fool ourselves into believing when reality gets a little annoying.
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The Tank is at 312 W 36th St, New York, NY.
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OVERFLOW (08/04/26-08/06/26)
Sleep Over (08/03/26-08/05/26)
Where the Yetis Will Be (07/23/26-07/25/26)
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What shows are coming up next at The Tank?
A Raisin' on Up, GAME SHOW (08/19/26-08/19/26)
Party Girl (08/20/26-08/22/26)
Action开拍 (08/22/26-08/22/26)
Party Girl (08/20/26-08/22/26)
Action开拍 (08/22/26-08/22/26)
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BROOKLN'S BRIDGE - A New Musical - SHE Built the Bridge! The Space at Irondale (8/07-8/23) |
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Broadway Magic Hour Broadway Magic Hour: Magic Show (7/25-1/02) |
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Broadway Takes On The 80s The Cutting Room (9/14-9/14) |
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Lilith The Tank (8/07-8/22) |
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Oh, Kentucky! Center at West Park (8/22-8/22) |
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Rock Never Dies Hard Rock Cafe (5/29-8/30) |
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That Math Show Theater555 (6/11-8/16) |
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The Merry Wives of Windsor Stag & Lion Theatre (8/06-8/16) |
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It Just Takes Time The Tank (8/23-8/23) |
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TOM THE LUNATIC
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