Dog Stuff Presents the World Premiere of Dada Deconstruction WRONG CHOPPED At Firehouse

You've heard the whispers on the wind, now hear the official announcement on the wind! Firehouse Theatre presents the World Premiere of WRONG CHOPPED -- a dada deconstruction of reality television cooking competitions, the theatrical form, and time and space itself.

WRONG CHOPPED -- a legally distinct parody of the Food Network's "Chopped" -- finds four culinary heroes engaged in all-out kitchen warfare to win ten thousand big ones and the coveted title of Chopped Champion-all under the watchful eye of Ted Allen, who may or may not be an all-consuming inversion of the good in this world. Our four noble chefs must contend with baffling ingredients, spurious judges, and the reality-bending power of the humble Egg. Will they prevail? Will they even survive?

WRONG CHOPPED is a production of DOG STUFF, a new theatre company that puts the "FUN" in "prodUciNg original experimental comedies (F). After November's successful workshop of WRONG CHOPPED, DOG STUFF is psyched to present a re-worked, re-invigorated world premiere that we still recommend you get a little drunk before checking out.

Featuring:
JOHN MINCKS as Ted Allen
Tyler Stevens as Chef Jenny Brackish
CHELSEA MATKINS as Chef Darude "Blaze" O' Ronald
CHELSEA'S BROTHER, CHANDLER MATKINS as Chef Bolton Kane
DOUG BLACKBURN as Judge Marlas Jones
ABBEY KINCHELOE as Judge Cardinal Bigsauce
TARA MALAKA as Daniel Craig
PAYTON SLAUGHTER as The Cameraperson
And of course, DANTE PIRO as Goo Henry. We forgot him in the last press release, but we swear: he's totally in this play.

Production Team:
Director - Connor Scully
Stage Manager - Breezy Potter
Production Manager - Chris Foote
Video - Charlie Belt
Props - Ben Burke
Costumes - Willa Piro

WRONG CHOPPED runs from Friday, May 17 to Saturday, June 8! Tickets are 22$ General Admission and 12$ for students!

Performances:
Fri, May 17 @ 7:30pm (preview)
Sat, May 18 @ 7:30pm
Fri, May 24 @ 7:30pm
Sat, May 25 @ 7:30pm
Sun May 26 @ 4pm
Fri May 31 @ 7:30pm
Sat June 1 @ 7:30pm
Fri June 7 @ 7:30pm
Sat, June 8 @ 7:30pm

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