Stand-up Jesus! Blessed be the Punchlines! Sold Out in October – now it’s the Second Coming! at Santa Monica Playhouse
Dates: 1/17/2026 - 3/21/2026
📍 Theatre: Santa Monica Playhouse
Santa Monica Playhouse
1211 4th Street
Santa Monica, CA 90401
Phone: 3104861645
“Razor-sharp, whip-smart, irresistible satire!” PBS Chicago
Have you ever prayed that Jesus would come back as a stand-up comedian? Well, your prayers have been answered. The second coming is no longer coming. It’s here and it’s called STAND-UP JESUS!
Heaven help us?
Hell, yeah!
“Robert Dubac is talented, entertaining and very funny!” Boston Globe
Come bear witness to a truth that hurts and a truth that’s funny with STAND-UP JESUS! Thy kingdom come, thy will be done; and it will be done with divine satire. In Robert Dubac’s latest solo show, our lord and savior is back and this time he’s no longer a carpenter. He’s a stand-up comedian hell-bent on preaching what God created on the 8th day. Comedy.
“Christ, he’s funny! Comedy has risen to a new level!” Moses
Who better to battle modern-day hypocrisy than STAND-UP JESUS! Shining the light of truth on false prophets, duplicitous politicians and immoral sheeple, J.C.’s razor-sharp satire has been intelligently designed to redeem sinners of all faiths. So let he who is without sin cast the first heckle!
“He can’t take a joke.” Judas
Yes! STAND-UP JESUS is irreverent, sacrilegious and, above all, hysterical! Atheists and believers both praise STAND-UP JESUS as, “A miracle! It succeeds at being heaven and hell, enlightening and offensive; all at the same time!”
Robert Dubac (author, actor) belongs to a rare breed of humorists who make comedy smart and tragedy funny. Eschewing drama in the pursuit of humor he deftly combines stand-up with theater, pulling our emotional strings with intelligence and wit. In other words, you get more truth and less dick jokes. He constantly tours the world with all three of his solo shows, sometimes all at once, as a self-contained one-man repertory company.
Third Saturday of the month: Jan 17, Feb 21, March 21, 2026
$25; discounts for Students, Teachers, Seniors, & Members of the Military; includes post-show wine and wafers (the vanilla kind) reception with the artist. Miracle of miracles! This savior is donating ALL proceeds to the Save the Main Stage Campaign! Halleluiah!
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