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What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Visceral_Fella
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/18/12
#25What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/27/12 at 10:41pmOooohhh.... How could I forget the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life: Showgirls the Musical. It was poorly done at a Non-Equity Theatre in Chicago. I actually left at intermission. Just terrible.
#26What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/27/12 at 10:44pmDead Accounts. Just an awful, terrible piece of tripe.
"He found something that he wanted, had always wanted and always would want— not to be admired, as he had feared; not to be loved, as he had made himself believe; but to be necessary to people, to be indispensable."
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mjroberts972
Understudy Joined: 6/13/11
#27What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/27/12 at 11:06pmDoes the TV show, SMASH count? Cause if so, that.
#28What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/27/12 at 11:31pmI thought The Anarchist was horrendous. It has to be one of the worst things I've ever seen on Broadway...just awful. Leap of Faith was also pretty terrible.
#29What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/27/12 at 11:32pmJesus Christ, Get Me The Hell Out Of Here, Superstar
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#30What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 1:21am
Barbicide. Off Off broadway. I had to leave at intermission because it was unbearable.
And was Leap of Faith this year?
I erased that one off my memory bank.
#31What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 1:45am
Nice list.
But why did y'all think said shows were "garbage"?
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#32What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 1:55am
It's a tie between A Bullet for Adolph and Forever Dusty.
Honorable mentions: Modern Terrorism, Golden Age, and Scandalous.
Broadway Joe
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/15/10
#33What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 9:04amThe Anarchist takes the award for me as well, one of the worst shows I've ever had to sit through. Terrible story and a complete waste of time. Thankfully the running time was only around 70 minutes and even that felt like an eternity.
#34What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 10:28am
I didn’t see anything this year that was utterly dreadful.
IF THERE IS, I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET was probably the worst show I sat through, but it wasn’t execrable. I left RESTORATION COMEDY during the break because it was totally unengaging. But overall I wasn’t interested in any of the shows that turned out to be the year’s Most Hated, so I didn’t see them.
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#35What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 10:30amCARRIE
#36What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 10:46amLeap of Faith
#37What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 10:49amGrowl, don't try to sound cool now by sayin you didn't like Jake's show. If I remember correctly, you grabbed my arm and started squealing like a little girl when he came onstage.
#38What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 10:58am
I'm pretty sure you were the only person who came onstage that night.
And by "onstage," I mean "in your undies."
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GilmoreGirlO2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/13/05
#39What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 11:02amDavid Cromer’s awful “Rent” in Chicago. Never before have I seen a group of actors so into their own performances as much as this cast was (and, knowing someone in the cast and hearing about rehearsals, this undoubtedly came from Cromer telling them how this was the ‘true’ “Rent,” among other things). It was miscast, isolating, and laughable. And, in my opinion, they took so many liberties with the script it was hard to even call the show “Rent.”
ChanceEncounter
Stand-by Joined: 7/7/12
#40What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 11:03amI didn't see anything I would call trash this year. House For Sale was certainly a struggle to make it through. And I left The Outgoing Tide at intermission because I was thoroughly uninterested it what was happening (for a play about planning a suicide to look like an accident to get your family a bunch of insurance money it felt completely stakes-less.)
neonlightsxo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/29/08
#41What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 11:10amScandalous. And by "sat through" I mean the first act.
Rainbowhigh23
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/12
#42What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 11:16am
In New York: If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet, Leap of Faith. Scandalous wasn't the greatest but Carolee Carmello and Roz Ryan saved it; bad in a humourous way.
In London: The Bodyguard - as tedious and painful to sit through as "If There Is..." - lasted only one act to hit the sale at Sainsbury's across the street.
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#43What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 11:51am
Oh, if more of you lived in LA, there'd be a lot of votes for THE EXORCIST on this thread.
#44What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 11:54amHarvey. Boring as hell with an awful central performance from Parsons. And what the hell kind of accent was Jessica Hecht using? Nearly three hours in those cramped mezzanine seats at Studio 54 watching the most unnecessary revival ever mounted bests any torture currently on display in Zero Dark Thirty.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe."
-John Guare, Landscape of the Body
WiCkEDrOcKS
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/13/04
#45What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 12:22pmProbably GHOST. My head hurts just thinking about it.
#46What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 12:27pmThe worst part of Ghost was that it seemed like the creators really thought that it was okay to put a crapfest on stage because people who like the movie would like the show anyway. Just put the movie on stage with a bunch of special effects! Meanwhile it had no heart and nothing to care about.
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#47What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 1:10pm
Magic/Bird first of all is just a terrible name for a play about basketball. I get that the play was about Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. But together it sounds like it should be a fantasy play about a magic bird. It sounds really pretty.
I also thought the drama was not that interesting. I didn't end up caring about Larry Bird's announcement and the rivalry seemed like it was nonexistent.
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wonkit
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/30/08
#48What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 1:19pmOnce.
#49What Was The Worst Piece Of Theatrical Trash You Sat Through This Year?
Posted: 12/28/12 at 1:38pmI always thought Magic/Bird sounded like a puppet show.
A little swash, a bit of buckle - you'll love it more than bread.
