Dame Edna's MY GORGEOUS LIFE Tour Commences Next Week
The grand dame of world theatre, Dame Edna Everage, has been forced out of retirement by the demands of her adoring "Precious Possums", announcing a surprise tour of Australia in September and October.
The tour commences in Canberra next Tuesday 17 September and then travels to Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, Geelong, Newcastle, Melbourne and Perth.
"One of the reasons I am adored pretty much worldwide is that I've always told you the truth; mostly the truth about yourselves, and even sometimes about me," Dame Edna said.
"However this is an apology. It's an apology for once telling you a wicked fib: a porkie, a cruel deceitful lie. I told you I had retired. That was a few years ago and when my announcement got around the globe a lot of people 'freaked out' to employ a phrase I never use. Some people actually lost the will to live. Some even self-harmed!"
While every star had to make allowances for minor acts of embezzlement, she said, Humphries had his hand in the till up to his armpit.
"My new team of advisors said I should close down all my companies, even my charitable foundation Friends of the Prostate, and re-start my career on a clean page," Dame Edna said.
"That's what I'm doing. That explains my so-called 'retirement' and withdrawal from public life. Now I'm reborn, fit as a fiddle, and rid of the leech who tormented me for so long. So, Possums, please do come and say hello to me. It would be lovely to see your faces again."
Since she first appeared on stage as purple-rinsed Melbourne housewife Mrs Edna Everage, Dame Edna has toured Europe, the US and the Middle East, picking up a Tony Award for the 2000 Broadway production Dame Edna, The Royal Tour and a Tony nomination in 2004 for Back with a Vengeance.
"Dame Edna Everage is a great Australian export, an iconic performer, artist and star of stage and screen," Mr Dainty said. "She has toured the world since the mid 1950s and we are delighted she has emerged from retirement so we can welcome her home again."
Dame Edna My Gorgeous Life national tour dates:
Canberra Theatre Centre
Tuesday 17, Wednesday 18 & Thursday 19 September
Darling Harbour Theatre, ICC Sydney
Saturday 28, Sunday 29 September & Saturday 5 October
Concert Hall, QPAC
Tuesday 1 & Wednesday 2 October
Adelaide Convention Centre
Wednesday 9 & Thursday 10 October
Deakin's Costa Hall
Saturday 12 & Sunday 13 October
Thursday 17, Friday 18 & Saturday 19 October
State Theatre, Arts Centre Melbourne
Wednesday 23, Thursday 24, Friday 25, Saturday 26 & Sunday 27 October
Riverside Theatre, Perth Convention and Exhibition Centre
Wednesday 30 October
Coliseum Theatre West HQ
Wednesday 18 & Thursday 19 December