Glee-Cap: Loser Like Me/Homecoming; LIVE Recap!

My dearest fellow Gleeks,

When I first signed on to recap GLEE way back during season two, I never imagined what this experience would be like and just how grateful I would be to bring you all the wonderful world of GLEE from my odd, ridiculous, and sassy perspective. As we enter the final season, I want to thank you all for being with me through this journey and I hope that you've enjoyed it half as much as I have. Tonight, we begin a season of goodbyes, but let's enjoy the season ahead with all the music, drama, and lord knows what else.

Let's embark on this last midnight train going anywhere, Gleeks.

7:57pm - So that final promo hurt, not going to lie.

8:00pm - Welp, there goes Rachel Berry's entire career. #ripthatsorachel

8:01pm - "We'll call the NAACP".

8:02pm - Irony for that falling star there.

8:03pm: A little Alanis "Uninvited" for being cancelled and feeling lonely. #ripthatsorachel

8:06pm: SURPRISE BRIAN STOKES MITCHELL.. AND BERRY DAD DIVORCE. :(

8:07pm: So much happening. Klaine break up, Blaine back at Dalton.

8:09pm: Suddenly Seymour and a Blaine and Rachel pact to make good things happen? Heck yes.

8:11pm: SUE SLYVESTER IS #WINNING.

8:12pm: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

8:12pm: RIP Newbie New Directions being transferred.

8:16pm: Kurt Hummel still killing it in New York.

8:17pm: Still not over Blaine? #klaineforever

8:18pm: I'M FEELING ALL OF THIS WARBLER PRIDE. I'm wearing my Warbler shirt in solidarity.

8:18pm: Ed Sheeran plus Warblers? HECK YES.

8:19pm: Once a Warbler, ALWAYS a Warbler. #blainewarbler

8:20pm: Assisant Sam and a gay football player? Yes, please.

8:21pm: Rachel Berry is on a mission to bring the arts back to McKinley.

8:22pm: That sounds like a challenge, eh, Rachel Berry?

8:26pm: I forgot to mention Figgins working at the Lima Bean?

8:27pm: Klaine flashback? No, please. I don't want to.

8:29pm: I am not okay with this. NOT. AT. ALL. #klaineforever

8:30pm: MATTY FRESH.

8:30pm: BABY SCHUESTER IS SO SO ADORABLE.

8:31pm: Vocal Adrenaline - not robots anymore, but still killing it.

8:31pm: Remember the first time you spied on Vocal Adrenaline, Rachel?

8:32pm: Always willing to give advice there, Mr. Schue.

8:33pm: "Being a part of something special makes you special" was your line, Rachel.

8:38pm: Rachel intervention - a Rachelvention.

8:39pm: THAT'S SO RACHEL.

8:41pm: Rachel is on a mission, all.

8:42pm: The New Mr. Schue is Rachel.

8:42pm: And Kurt Hummel comes crawling back.

8:46pm: Finally, Kurt owns up to his own mistakes.

8:47pm: Kurt wants his man back, well - he better be ready to work for it.

8:48pm: Kurt and Rachel vs Sue. It's on.

8:50pm: This is a rather awkward place for a first meeting, post-break up.

8:51pm: WELL, THAT WAS AWKWARD. Karofsky dating Blaine.

8:53pm: This is way way too awkward for words. Also, meeting doing the Electric Slide and all you talked about was Kurt? Sounds like a solid relationship.

8:57pm: Rachel Berry sure knows how to launch her reinvention in style. I wonder if the cold is bothering her anyway. LET IT GO, RACHEL. Sing it for Mama!

9:00pm: Blaine Anderson should never shake it up, just keep it Dalton-simple.

9:02pm: Samantha Ware wants to Warble.

9:03pm: The Warblers are the gayest. Also, hello Blaine 2.0.

9:06pm: This partnership is going SO well. #hummelberrytrainwreck

9:08pm: There always has to be stalking in recruiting for glee club.

9:09pm: THE GANG'S ALL HERE.

9:12pm: The gang wouldn't be back together without a little 80's and a production number.

9:15pm: Gotta love a good 80's homage.

9:17pm: Roderick is something I'm here for.

9:18pm: Blaine gives good pep talk.

9:20pm: Spencer is the anti-Hummel.

9:22pm: Rachel*Berry - of course.

9:24pm: Samantha Ware has arrived, bitches.

9:31pm: Mercedes crushed those tea baggers - HELL TO THE NO.

9:32pm: Blaine wants to do right by Jane, and that's sweet.

9:33pm: ONE LESS PROBLEM? THE UNHOLY TRINITY ROCKING PROBLEM.

9:35pm: Kitty Wilde is having none of this - and look, it's Billy Lewis and Laura Dreyfuss.

9:39pm: Brittany is #TeamKlaine and THE VOICE is back

9:40pm: RODERICK RULES.

9:41pm: Sue is ready to destroy glee club.

9:42pm: Spencer wants none of this shit.

9:47pm: Roderick is everything. SANG it, boy.

9:49pm: Roderick is our first New-New Direction, and Becky Jackson is still fierce as hell.

9:51pm: Jane jumped ship and Blaine is not happy with pouching.

9:52pm: Blaine Anderson is out for blood.

9:55pm: Mason and Madison meet Jane and Roderick. New-New Directions are ready to go!

9:57pm: It's a New New Directions moment, and I'm having so many feelings.

10:00pm: It's Kurt and Rachel against the world, and Kurt has his eyes on the prize: Blaine. Here we go, ladies and gleeks! It's SO on. Until next week!