ONE MLLION TINY PLAYS ABOUT BRITAIN Returns to The Watermill Theatre
By: Chloe Rabinowitz

Hot on the heels of its acclaimed Christmas season run at Jermyn Street Theatre, Craig Taylor's warmhearted, humorous and compassionate series of dramatic vignettes on life in contemporary Britain returns to The Watermill Theatre where it premiered in 2016.
A couple peer into an estate agent's window; two sports fans have a heart-to-heart in the loo; a daughter has questions about her mother's love life; and as a father helps his son tie his football boots, he realises they are growing apart. If you keep your eyes and ears open, there are a million tiny plays happening every day. Originally published as a series of short sketches in The Guardian, One Million Tiny Plays About Britain captures everyday life in our nation with humour, pathos and perfect timing. Laugh-out-loud funny, and sometimes heartbreakingly moving, these tiny plays provide a glimpse into other people's lives, revealing the triumphs, disasters, prejudices, horrors and joys familiar to us all.Watermill Theatre artistic director, Paul Hart says: "It is wonderful to see the return of this play after its initial Watermill run and rural tour in 2016 and an acclaimed London transfer at Jermyn Street Theatre. What started out as a weekly column in the Guardian Magazine is now a play packed full of recognisable characters, all of whom are played by only two actors. Craig Taylor's witty and relatable array of eavesdropped conversations and scenarios witnessed during day-to-day life is a great treat to begin the New Year with at The Watermill."ONE MILLION TINY PLAYS ABOUT BRITAIN
By Craig Taylor
Directed by Laura Keefe
Set and Costume Design by Ceci Calf
Sound Design by Harry Linden Johnson
Online: www.watermill.org.uk Box Office: 01635 46044
Dates: Wednesday 29th January - Saturday 15th February Press Night: Thursday 30th January 7.30pm Times: Evening performances at 7.30pm, Thursday and Saturday matinées at 2.30pm. Ticket prices: £33.00 - £18.00 (ticket prices vary per performance)Videos
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