Mike Glazer Self-Destructs f/ Kellen Schneider at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

The true story about the CIA, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, roller hockey, and Tina Tozzi from New Jersey.

Glazer wishes the following weren't true, but he has a PowerPoint full of receipts to prove it: as a teenager, Glazer was a strip-club-sponsored roller-hockey goalie with Olympic dreams, became an opium kingpin, shared his phone number with the world in a prank gone wrong, accidentally became the CIA on Instagram, and joined the Swiftie Army to battle Kanye West. If you've ever wanted to hear the words, "so the Swifties were battling the Nazis in my comments," come to this show.

As Kanye West said, "it's good deal." The show also features comedian Kellen Schneider (Apple TV+'s Platonic).