Game:Retitled Quarantined Shows

Posted: 3/16/20 at 11:27pm

Self Quarantine and Lockdown during this national emergency can be drab ...

So spice it up with altered fun broadway show titles to brighten your day!


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Updated On: 3/17/20 at 11:27 PM

Posted: 3/16/20 at 11:29pm

A COSTCO LINE

Featuring the hit:
“ I Hope I Get It” (the toilet paper song)

[Ceej]

Posted: 3/16/20 at 11:42pm

A Streetcar Named Disease
The Best Little Virus in Texas
Avenue Q-uarantine
An American Infected in Paris
Annie Get Your Test
The Band’s Virus
Don’t Catch Me If You Can
Come From At Least Six Feet Away
A Gentleman’s Guide to COVID-19
Love Might Die

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/16/20 at 11:48pm

Purell-ie Victorious

Social Distancing Security

La Cage Aux Pence

[CT2NYC]

Posted: 3/16/20 at 11:52pm

The King and I Are Six Feet Apart featuring "Getting to Know You (Without Touching)"

West Side Pharmacy Is Selling Hand Sanitizer for $50 featuring "I Feel Pretty Sick"

Social Distancing featuring "Don't Touch Me"

Sickened featuring "Defying CDC"

I Can't Pay My Rent featuring "I'm Not Going Out Tonight, or Any Night, for the Next 8 Weeks"

Next to Normal Body Temperature featuring "I'm Alive (for Now)"

The Bridges of Westchester County featuring "One Second Is All It Takes and a Million Miles Couldn't Keep Me from Infecting You"

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 11:52 PM

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:05am

IN SIDE STORY

Featuring the hits
“I Feel Pretty Nausea”
“I want to Breathe in America”
“The social distanced Dance at the Gym” (with less than 10 people)

[Skip23]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:06am

"OH CORONA!" SONG TITLES:

"People Will Say We're In Confinement"

"Pore Jud and Curly and Laurie and Annie and Clem Are Daid"

"Oh What A High Temper-AH-ture"

"Many A New Cough"

"I Cain't Lay Low"

"The ER and The Gurney"

 

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 12:06 AM

[MX888]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:10am

Hello COVID-19! ft "I Put My Hand In (a vat of hand sanitizer)"

 

Natasha, Pierre and the Great Virus of 2019 ft "Sonya Alone"

 

Who's Afraid of Corona Virus?

 

CLOSED Little Shop of Horrors ft "Somewhere That's Clean"

 

The Lifespan of a Virus [Viral Outbreak]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:14am

THE SOUND OF MUCOUS

“I am 16 Going on Quarantine”
“My Favorite Things” (The Toilet Paper Song)
“The Lonely Goatherd”
“So Long, Farewell .. it’s 8pm”

[Skip23]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:17am

taboo123 said: "THE SOUND OF MUCOUS

“I am 16 Going on Quarantine”  BRILLIANT!

 

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:20am

SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITHOUT GEORGE

Featuring the hits:

“No Life”
“The Days Off”
“Everybody Loves Purell”
“We Do Not Belong Together”

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:30am

SOUTH PACIFIC VIRUS

Featuring the hits:

‘A Cockeyed Optometrist’
‘Some Isolated Evenings’
‘Bloody Mary is the Drink I love’
‘There is Nothin’ Like a Mask’
‘I’m Gonna Wash My Hands Right off of my Arms’
‘Longer Than Springtime’
‘Crappy Talk’
‘You’ve Got to be Carefully Distant’

[Tag]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:32am

Purell: I Can't Get it for You Wholesale

How To Succeed in Wuhan Without Really Dying

[MX888]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 12:48am

Hedwig and the Angry Virus ft

"Infected Little Town"

 "Hedwig's Lament [about being quarantined]"

"Origin of Coronavirus"

"N95s in a Box"

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 12:48 AM

[bwaylvsong]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 2:03am

“Le Miserable” featuring...
“I Quarantined a Quarantine”
“Do You Hear the Person Sing?”
“No Chairs at Empty Tables”
“Drink [Six Feet Away] Near Me”
and...
“On My Own”

[copskid949]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 3:15am

Assassins (Are Gonna Wait a Month Before They Go Kill the President)

Featuring the songs,

“Everybody’s Got the Right to Get Tested (Eventually)”
“How I Saved Roosevelt (By Staying Six Feet Away From Him)”
“The Ballad of Clorox”
“I Am Completely Worthy of Your Love Please Stay Away From Me”
“Another National Crisis”

[KConradG]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 6:57am

Banned Land

Donny Trumpvitski
Loud Sniff
Nothing Happens
Abandon New York City
Well, Come Home
This Is Life?

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 06:57 AM

[KConradG]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 7:10am

Other songs from Natasha, Pierre, & the Great Virus of 2019:

Wuhan
Natasha Slightly Ill
Vaccinations
Natasha Lost a Fortune in the Stock Market
No One Else in My House
Find a TP Roll
 

 

 

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 07:10 AM

Posted: 3/17/20 at 7:17am

THE LION CLEAN

“I Just Can’t Wait to Be Clean”
“The Circle of Clorox Wipes”
“Ha Choo-A Spitta-ta “
“Be Prepared”
“Can You Feel the Runs Tonight”

Posted: 3/17/20 at 7:27am

CLEAR EVAN HANSEN

Featuring the hits:

“Anybody Have a Wet Nap?”
“Waving Through a Window”
“For Fluenza”
“If I Could Touch Her”
“You Will Be Isolated”
“To Break Out from not Wearing Gloves”
“Only Us”
“Good For Flu”
“Government Fail”

[TechEverlasting]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 8:34am

LETHALLY BLONDE

featuring your favorites:

"Omigod You Die"

"Positive" (Gonna test myself again..)

"Blood In the Handkerchief"

"Take it Like a China-man"

"So Much Sicker"

"Whipped into Isolation"

 

[JBroadway]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 9:24am

SHAKESPEARE EDITION: 

Corona-lanus 

Hand-less

The (not so) Merry Wives of Westchester 

Much Ado About Touching 

The Virus Tale 

 

 

[JBroadway]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 9:33am

taboo123 said: "THE SOUND OF MUCOUS

“I am 16 Going on Quarantine”
“My Favorite Things” (The Toilet Paper Song)
“The Lonely Goatherd”
“So Long, Farewell .. it’s 8pm”
 

Hilarious! But can't believe you missed "How Do Solve a Problem Like Corona?" 

 

[kdogg36]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 9:41am

Company!? 

featuring:

”Have I Got a Test For You”

”No One Is Waiting”

”Another Two People” (just got off of the train)*

”The Ladies Who Practice Social Distancing”

 

* This idea was stolen from a post on the other board. 

[Stage Door Sally]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 10:05am

URINVIRUSTOWN

Featuring the hits:

'It's Not A Privilege To Pee (That God Damned Toilet Paper Song)'

'Mr. Cladwell's Got A Bad Smell'

'Snuff... And Sanitize That Girl'

'Tell Her I Love Her, Because I'm Not Allowed Within 6 Feet Of Her'

'Cough Song'

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 10:05 AM