Lea Michele just sucked
Lea Michele just sucked
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/29/12 at 10:54pm
all the frivolity out of Turkey Lurkey Time.
She'll never play Fanny Brice, never!
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massofmen
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/10/04
#2Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/29/12 at 11:08pmplease, Dear God, tell me they didn't attempt the Bennett choreography!!!
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#3Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/29/12 at 11:12pmThey didn't. But they DID try to make it a mashup by combining Turkey Lurkey Time with Let's Have a Kiki... performed by Sarah Jessica Parker. Oy.
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#5Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 10:33amThe mashup was terrible, but the idea to do it was like, spawned from some sort of evil genius. Too bad it didn't work.
Owen22
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/24/11
#6Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 11:02amPlease, whatever you haters say will never stop Lea Michele from being one of the most talented people on the planet.
#8Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 11:10amWho cares how bad it was. We got to see Dean :) .
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#10Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 12:12pm
Musically, it should have worked. And the idea was brillz.
The execution was nightmarish.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#11Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 12:30pmLea is not talented if she can't make Turkey Lurkey work. You can't screw that song up. The humor is written in the song.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#12Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 12:32pmSo she can blow *and* suck? She's so talented.
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#13Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 12:34pmI don't watch Glee so I may be missing a joke...but I really hope they didn't perform, Turkey Lurkey Time! That is one of the worst songs ever...
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#14Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 12:48pm
It was maybe a few verses, "Let's Have a Kiki" was front and center, even incorporated (although stiltedly, SJP did her best) the opening phone call chat.
The number itself. I don't know. It seemed to be in a "Run, Joey, Run" level of conscious ridiculousness like "Gangnam Style". I was just happy to see Shangela.
It was unclear about the level of sobriety of the three characters in the apartment but I figured Rachel would drunkenly break out into "Turkey Lurkey Time" to call attention to herself. Should have saved it for a Christmas number with Brittany doing the Bennett choreography.
#15Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 11/30/12 at 1:09pmI'm with Robbie, I also thought it was a brillz combo. Drag queens and SJP should have been a winning ticket.
#16Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 12/1/12 at 1:42pmFlog me if you must! I loved it. :)
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#17Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 12/1/12 at 1:45pm
"The mashup was terrible, but the idea to do it was like, spawned from some sort of evil genius. Too bad it didn't work."
Agreed. I think this just shows my extreme love/hate for Ryan Murphy--when watching I said outloud, in my best Joey Lawrence in Blossom voice, "Woah". I wish Glee would do more bizarre moments like that.
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#19Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 12/1/12 at 3:29pmDear God! This wasn't a performance of Turkey Lurkey. It was thrown in in the middle of Let's Have A Kiki. Just seeing the clip, I thought it was quite fun.
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#21Lea Michele just sucked
Posted: 12/1/12 at 4:21pmHmm, I haven't watched Glee in a long time. That was not what I expected. I thought it would be more like the Turkey Lurkey Time in the movie Camp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMRZrVF2eU
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