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TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-09-28 07:08:02


Two aliens landed in the West Texas Desert near an
abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas
pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.

"Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't
respond. The alien repeated the greeting.There was no
response.
The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas
pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said
impatiently,"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.
How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your
leader, or I'll fire!"

The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't
want to make him mad!"

But before he finished his warning, the first alien
fired.There was a huge explosion that blew both of
them 1200 feet into the desert, where they landed in a
heap.

When they finally regained consciousness, the one who
fired turned to the other one and said, "What a
ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did
you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've
learned during my travels through the galaxy .... any
guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and
then stick it in his own ear, is someone you shouldn't
mess with."


re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by amasis 2004-09-28 07:20:31


Thank you, Boobs!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by mominator 2004-09-28 07:31:03


This is the best one yet BB! LOL

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-28 08:47:56


I'll never be able to self-serve again!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by ALittleNorthofKansas 2004-09-28 09:19:45


Self serve eh I'm impressed!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by Jon 2004-09-28 10:55:17


One of the few nice things about New Jersey: There is no self-serve gas there!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by NYadgal 2004-09-28 10:59:04


Love that state!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by Plum 2004-09-28 11:32:21


Except if you first started driving there, trying to self-serve for the first time is a slightly confusing experience. *cough*

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by broadwayguy2 2004-09-28 11:33:32


LOL!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by out_of_tune_thespian 2004-09-28 11:34:30


lmao that was quite funny!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by The Grovers Corners Yenta 2004-09-28 15:00:32


Boobs.this is hysterical! HMMMMMMMMMM a self service pump.

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by ponine24601 2004-09-28 15:16:59


hahahaha!! omg that was wonderful!!! thanks boobs!

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by mominator 2004-09-28 15:17:29


out of tune... that is a hoot of a thingie (the laughing face)
where the heck did you find it?

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by GovernorSlaton 2004-09-28 16:40:57


This is one cool emoticon.

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by insomniak 2004-09-28 17:22:13


Just what kind of self-serve is this? And yes, I will never hear that term the same way again. <3s, Boobs.

How do you get that emoticon?

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by GovernorSlaton 2004-09-28 17:31:10


You'd have to ask out of tune; I just copied the address.

re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted by NoDayButToday2 2004-09-28 17:31:44


lol I hope there is more where that came from