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I'm a Philosopher! Why The F* am I Here? show poster

I'm a Philosopher! Why The F* am I Here? at The Cockpit

Dates: 13/08/2026- 15/08/2026

📍 Theatre: The Cockpit

Make My Show Productions
The Cockpit, Gateforth Street, London, NW8 8EH
London,

Phone: 020 7258 2925

Tickets: Full price: £16.45 / Concessions: £13.36 (incl. booking fees)


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An interactive, choose your own outcome, lip sync, musical comedy pastiche of reality TV!

What would happen if a reality gameshow were populated, not by the normal motley collection of D-List celebrities, but by a group of the world’s greatest thinkers?

  • Will Jean-Jacques Rousseau really enjoy being in the state of nature?
  • Can Ayn Rand thrive in a libertarian paradise?
  • Is there anything that Peter Singer can eat?
  • Will anybody speak to Jordan Peterson?

There are political disagreements, moral debates, music, dancing and lots of comedy - but the best thing is that you, the audience, decides what happens.

  • Who goes?
  • Who stays?
  • Who eats?
  • Who plays?

You decide it all using live, interactive voting.

THIS PLAY IS NEVER THE SAME TWICE!

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The Cockpit

The Cockpit, Gateforth Street, London, NW8 8EH
London,

Phone: 020 7258 2925

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The Cockpit
The Cockpit, Gateforth Street, London, NW8 8EH, London,

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