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Every Castle, Ranked at Intiman Theatre
Dates: 3/25/2027 - 3/28/2027
📍 Theatre: Intiman Theatre
Shoes & Pants Productions
1524 Harvard Ave
SEATTLE, WA
Phone: 2063155838
Tickets: $48–$406
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Every Castle, Ranked
Co-created by Lindy West & Ahamefule J. Oluo – Performed by Lindy West Directed by Ahamefule J. Oluo
A castle is the ultimate “expectation vs. reality” meme. Like a lot of kids, Lindy West grew up dreaming of castles and princes, of a magic beyond everyday life. But reality has a way of grinding the fantasy out of you. Pets and parents die, dreams get downsized, and it turns out castles aren’t magical at all—they’re just wet, stinking military installations built to fortify the immoral power of horrible men. Outrageous! In Every Castle, Ranked, a now 40-something Lindy takes us on a hilarious, bittersweet journey through her own disillusionment, finding hope again at 40, and the history of toilets.
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