Matt & Lily Get Together at The Actors Company

Lily is a queer, polyamorous, professional comedian . . . and a menace. Matt is her self-proclaimed himbo boyfriend. Together they share risqué and ridiculous stories about dungeon etiquette, disappointing their moms, and losing a sister in a game of Cranium Cadoo.

You will learn:

1. whether Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is gay
2. the FDA paperwork most likely to win a woman’s heart
3. how to request a blowjob heroically

This is information you need! Do not go unprepared into the rest of your life!

"[A]n enlightening and scintillating experience—like no other show I’ve seen!" — MD Theatre Guide