LETTERMAN's Top 10 'Things Going Through Marco Rubio's Mind at This Moment”

Below, check out David Letterman's Top 10 "Things Going Through Marco Rubio's Mind at This Moment", as presented on the Wednesday, Feb. 13 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

10. "Smooth."

9. "Doctors say you should drink eight glasses of water every speech."

8. "I think I look pretty cool drinking out of a tiny bottle."

7. "Laugh all you want - Poland Spring just paid me a million damn dollars."

6. "This would be a great closer for my ventriloquist act."

5. "That looked presidential, right?"

4. "I'm sure they'll edit this part out."

3. "OMG, I asked for sparkling water."

2. "Marco Rubio needs his throato lubio."

1. "By 2016, won't America want a stooge back in the White House?"

The Late Show with David Letterman is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

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