LATE SHOW's Top 10 “Things Overheard at the Retirement Home Brothel”

Below, check out THE "LATE SHOW"s TOP TEN - "Things Overheard at the Retirement Home Brothel" as presented on the Thursday, May 16 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM-12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

10. "Is that heavy breathing or labored breathing?"

9. "Talk dirty and loud."

8. "My hip!"

7. "This time you be the Kaiser."

6. "My other hip!"

5. "It's been four hours - call 911."

4. "Clear!"

3. "Care to join me on the plastic slipcover?"

2. "Teeth out is another twenty."

1. "Welcome back, Regis."

The Late Show with David Letterman is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

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