If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll

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Just like this guy, who's running for Larry Craig's seat and has changed his name to Pro-Life.
I didn't even know they grew non-potato crops in Idaho
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I'll vote for you Calvin =-)
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Between you and my mother, that's one vote for me. re: If I run for office, I'm changing my name to SodomyForAll
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You need a running mate named "Liberty" so you can have buttons that say 'with Liberty and Sodomy for All!"
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
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What do you mean, "change?"
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Right now, I'm just SodomyForSome.

And Joe, damn that Jimmy Stewart for shooting Liberty Valance!
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As they say on Datalounge, this thread is making me horny.
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I think MeSoHorny is taken, Peej.
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I don't think he's running for re-erection.

I deserve to be slapped for that.
Updated On: 3/20/08 at 02:14 PM
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You do! And, say it again!!!
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A toast to Calvin and his campaign:

"Bottoms up!"
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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This is still funnier than a Tim Calhoun sketch.
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I wanna run under Cal, I know I can be an asset to the campaign. I can be a real blowhard when needed.
....but the world goes 'round
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Uh, Jimmy didn't kill Liberty dear...
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Oh, wait. Was it John Wayne?

I take pride in having never seen a John Wayne movie (or a Ronald Reagan movie, for that matter). But the only other Liberty I could think of was the girl from Degrassi. And that would mean admitting I knew the characters' names from Degrassi. Besides, they're Canadians and can't run with me.

Updated On: 3/20/08 at 02:35 PM
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Yep--John Wayne did it...you haven't even seen THE QUIET MAN?

I bet you HAVE seen Reagan in DARK VICTORY Cal...

Wasn't Liberty Gerald Ford's dog? Not such a bad Liberty.



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Nope. The closest I've come to seeing a Reagan film is that Golden Girls episode where Rose almost gets a visit from Gorbachev.
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i thought that was your name.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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Ya got beat to that joke, papa.
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crap. i gotta start reading these threads before i throw my 7 and a half cents in.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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7 1/2 cents--you musical queen!
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Doesn't buy a helluva lot.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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Will you pass out lube with your campaign slogan on it?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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If that's his name, he probably comes pre-lubed.
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I'm changing my name to Eileen Ulyck.
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