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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 1/31/08 at 7:10pm
Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman :
Hi! My name is Wanda

2nd woman :
Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After
I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up
into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I
just keeled over with a heart attack and died.




1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
be alive.




"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 1/31/08 at 7:48pm
Ha Ha. I enjoyed that one.
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 2/1/08 at 5:24am
What is it with Boobs and freezers?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3
Posted: 2/1/08 at 5:27am
Nipples...














I loved the joke!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post. <<>> -whatever2
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re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4
Posted: 2/1/08 at 8:49am
Great onbe, Bboobs. Thanks for the great start to Friday! :o)
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