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Hannah Montana can't catch a break

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Hannah Montana can't catch a break#1
Posted: 1/25/08 at 4:28pm
First she's caught using a body double and now this!?
What's the world coming to?

"The teen wanted to crash the plane into a Hannah Montana concert in Lafayette, Louisiana, two CNN television affiliates in Nashville, WSMV and WTVF, reported, citing unnamed sources. The concert is scheduled for Friday night at the Lafayette Cajundome."

16-year-old arrested in attempted hijacking
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Updated On: 1/25/08 at 04:28 PM
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#2
Posted: 1/25/08 at 4:30pm
So are we going to be banned from flying with yarn now?
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#2
Posted: 1/25/08 at 4:32pm
I'm pretty sure I could take care of a 16-year-old.

I wonder what Hannah did to him!
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#3
Posted: 1/25/08 at 4:38pm
Can you really blame him?
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#4
Posted: 1/25/08 at 4:44pm
Maybe he's mad because he couldn't get tickets. Or that she wouldn't return all his fan mail.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#5
Posted: 1/25/08 at 4:47pm
I happened to see Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus on Oprah one recent snow day and I am shocked and a little embarassed to say she seemed pretty cool and they sang a duet together and it was beautiful.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#6
Posted: 1/25/08 at 5:18pm
Namo, I felt the same way. I watched it with my mother and was ashamed to say that I enjoyed it.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#7
Posted: 1/25/08 at 8:13pm
I love the tag lines. All about -- Hannah Montana -- Suicide -- Air Travel
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#8
Posted: 1/26/08 at 2:16pm
Hannah Montana is just a fad. Someone else will come along and Hannah Montana will be just another fad. Happened with Lizzie Mcguire, don't see that show anymore or anymore movies(maybe since Hillary Duff moved on to other things), but it'll happen soon.

I'm anxiously awaiting High School Musical to disappear, but that won't happen for a long time.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#9
Posted: 1/26/08 at 8:40pm
Am I the only one who thinks Hannah is a plastic slut? She just BUGS THE CRAP out of me.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#10
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:04pm
Plastic? There's nothing plastic about her--although she could really use some work on her teeth.

Hilary was popular, but nowhere NEAR as popular as Miley/"Hannah Montana".

Some of Miley's music is actually pretty good, even to people who aren't 13 year old girls. If you like pop music, check out "See You Again" from Miley's part of the Hannah Montana 2 CD.

Hilary is still doing pretty well though. She released a CD a couple years ago that I love. She is still performing in concerts too. She seems pretty modest and classy, which I really like about her.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#11
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:10pm
Slut? She is nowhere near in the same category as me.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#12
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:11pm
"Am I the only one who thinks Hannah is a plastic slut?"

I've read a dozen interviews with her where she says she's proud to be a virgin and she takes her job as a role model very seriously.

I think it has to do with that Christian thing.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#13
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:33pm
BritSpe and JSimp said the same thing.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#14
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:34pm
At least JSimp isn't carrying around twins.

I wonder how much her doctors made on those abortions.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#15
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:34pm
If she's so wholesome, she needs to stop taking threatening pictures of herself. The newest ones of her are her lifting her shirt up and laying on her bed with her tank top up to her chest. She needs to be careful.
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What a Prince would envision?
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What you want, which you don't?
So then which do you pick:
Where you're safe, out of sight, And yourself, but where everything's wrong?
Or where everything's right And you know that you'll never belong?
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#16
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:53pm
I think she's cute. But I can't tell you how, as a teenager, it bugs me when teenagers look like they're 12. It's a trend with Disney channel...it just seems odd. And unfair to a maturing girl like Hannah Montanna.

P.S. Who in God's name came up with Hannah Montanna? Why not Wyoming? Because it's a state's name AND a people name. Or New York. Or Lousia Lousiana. That name is pretty. I really think the name Hannah Montanna could be better.

Her wigs look really real.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#17
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:56pm
Hannah Montanna rhymes.

I heard a guy took his idea "Rockin' Roland" to Disney and they turned him down. Hannah Montanna came out a few months later.

Same concept, but with a boy.

I like "Rockin' Roland".
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#18
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:58pm
Wyoming and New York don't rhyme with Hannah.
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re: Hannah Montana can't catch a break#19
Posted: 1/26/08 at 11:59pm
But the rhyming is what makes her so punch-worthy! Even though she's sweet.

When I baby-sat last night, the kids were watching a new Disney show about a family of witches. It was actually a pretty decent show, and the teen girl that they had was very pretty and could act. I liked her. And I thought her brother was cute.

But I remember the days when Disney Channel would come out with these amazingly moving movies. And the quality of their TV shows was pretty high...Even Stevens had a great cast, and they aired Boy Meets World until the college episodes when things got too sexy.

I miss 7th grade.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.