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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 10/15/07 at 5:10am
The waiter took a bottle of Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the Gentleman seated over there,' indicating the sender.


She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man, And decided to send a reply note.



The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.



The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,a Million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.'



After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return a note to this to the woman.




It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage . . . And there is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. .........However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.



Just send the bottle back.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 10/15/07 at 7:48am
Haha, thanks boobs!
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
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re: MONDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 10/15/07 at 3:26pm
Awesome!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"