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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1
Posted: 8/15/07 at 5:14am
A man was having an affair with an Italian woman
for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she
confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the
baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him
a post card, and write Spaghetti" on the back. He would then
arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to
his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife handed him the card and watched as her
husband read the card,turned white, and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 8/15/07 at 5:25am
*guffaws*
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2
Posted: 8/15/07 at 12:19pm
bounty bounty bounty!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"