Flight Attendant Allegedly Drunk on Job

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Posted: 8/7/07 at 3:48pm
her mug-shot alone would make me walk off the plane.....
seatbacks and tray tables up
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Who cares? It is not like she was flying the plane.
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just the kind of flight you'd take, then you wouldn't be the only drunk one on the plane.

and your remark just shows how uninformed you are.

I'd love to see you in an in-flight emergency know what to do.....go back to your bottle

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Updated On: 8/7/07 at 04:03 PM
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"who cares? It is not like she was flying the plane."

Apparently you never saw Airport 1975. LOL
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She's a hot mess.

Glad she was removed.


Ive had an incident mid flight that was scary as hell- with a guy seated behind me. and we made an emergency langing in Omaha.
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re: Flight Attendant Allegedly Drunk on Job

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Jane, I LOVE Airport '75. Karen Black is awesome! But you know she ia a big old lush, too.
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Take a look at her resume on IMDB-unbelievable!
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her best was Trilogy of Terror

She reminds me so much of Shelly Duval when she loses it, both of them really play stressed characters well.
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Is Trilogy of Terror available on DVD?
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Elphaba I hate to fly so I am usually drunk on the plane. The stewardess just has to hand out drinks and stuff. I don't see what the big deal is.
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"The stewardess just has to hand out drinks and stuff. I don't see what the big deal is."

Think about that again when your sorry ass is falling out of the sky and you crap your pants just before you die.
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Updated On: 8/7/07 at 09:28 PM
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But even if she is not drunk we are still going to die. I don't get your point. Is she going to be able to keep the plane in the air because she is sober?
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I think you should buy a ticket and find out - the sooner the better.
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"The stewardess just has to hand out drinks and stuff. I don't see what the big deal is."

I still refuse to believe that you are serious about the above, and most of what you post on any thread. No one could be that stupid.

If you're trying to put us on, it's not working out. Give it up.
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Jane what is your problem? We don't agree get over it.
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Because what you're posting (and what you've posted in other threads) are so outrageous, you can't possibly be serious.
I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.
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"The stewardess just has to hand out drinks and stuff. I don't see what the big deal is."

And they know how to deal with emergency situations.

Some people lose their sense of self and righteousness when they are drunk- (although not likely), she could have started acting out inappropriately.
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Updated On: 8/7/07 at 09:48 PM
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Whatever. If you don't like me don't read my posts. Stay away.
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"We don't agree get over it."

We don't agree get over it???? LOLOLOLOL!

Please list the people who do agree with you.

Let's take your last comment about flight attendants only having to pass out drinks. Did it ever occur to you that they also and more importantly, must know how to administer a certain amount of first aid, should a passenger become ill? Did you know they are instrumental in saving lives?

Did it ever occur to you that they have training in how to handle certain types of passengers? I won't even list the types.

There's nothing to get over with you, unfortunately.

Listen, since it seems clear you are honest in your responses, and not even faking it, I wish you luck and have a good life-really.
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Updated On: 8/7/07 at 09:50 PM
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Actually, Ivan - or whoever - the only thing taking place is people reading your posts, and calling you on the obvious inanity and ridiculousness of them.

YOU 'get over it'.
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Dear me, I hope this attendant wasn't our own Corine2. I know she was starting a new career since The Corner got raided.
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Updated On: 8/7/07 at 09:56 PM
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I know you all think I am stupid or something but I am not. So just stop attacking me. Or I will report you.
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"I know you all think I am stupid or something but I am not."

Actions speak louder than words - and yours speak VOLUMES.
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Report us FOR WHAT? Calling you out as a sock puppet?
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