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OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!

OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!

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Jordan Catalano
#1OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 1:33pm

I had more fun at this movie than any movie in so long! My face hurts from having a 2 hour smile on it and I'm going again tonight! I wish I didn't have to go home to walk my dog or I'd just stay and see it again right now.

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Will42
#2OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 1:35pm

Now I wonna see it too.

rorschach37
#2OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 1:55pm

Sometimes I can't tell if Jordan is being serious or sarcastic.

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Jordan Catalano
#3OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:00pm

I loved this movie. LOVE LOVE LOVE 100% SERIOUS.

rorschach37
#4OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:02pm

Well that's great to hear!! I'm seeing it tonight.

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ErikJ972
#5OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:25pm

Good to know. I was excited to see this until the reviews started coming out. I just don't know if I'll be able to get past my hatred of Tom Cruise.

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Jordan Catalano
#6OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:27pm

This is exactly what Tom Cruise needed in his career right about now. He's sexy as all hell in it (if you're into the 80's asshole Rock n' Roll) and he's really REALLY funny. He needed to get away from the big budget action roles and become more accessible for a little while and have some fun.

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Wynbish
#7OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:33pm

Between Tom and Alec Baldwin, the aggressive testosterone should be oozing from the screen like butter for the popcorn.

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Jordan Catalano
#8OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:36pm

Alec Baldwin is so perfect for that role, it's not even funny. The lines that might come across as really hokey in the hands of another actor really work with him and his relationship with Russell Brand is fantastic.

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JP2
#9OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:41pm

Baldwin and Brand seriously need to do more projects together. Their chemistry is just what the film needed.

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Jordan Catalano
#10OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:44pm

The "montage" was one of the best things ever put on film. LOL

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StageManager2
#11OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:46pm

More importantly, describe the assless chaps!


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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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Jordan Catalano
#12OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:48pm

The assless chaps worked very well. Seriously, it reminded me why I used to be totally in love with Tom Cruise.

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themysteriousgrowl
#13OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:49pm


Yayyyyyyyyyy! I've been looking forward to this for weeks, and I've never even seen the show. Lately I can't seem to get my ass into a cinema for love or money, but I plan to see this this weekend.


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Jordan Catalano
#14OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:50pm

I'm taking you to see this onstage when you're in town next. No arguments.

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Wynbish
#15OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:50pm

How was Diego?

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Jordan Catalano
#16OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:51pm

I'd never even heard of him before (I think) but I liked him a lot. He has a very small mouth, though.

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themysteriousgrowl
#17OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 2:56pm


I don't have any gaps, and it'll be me and my mom! But the next time after this time? OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!

You know, B. and I almost saw this instead of EVITA when it looked like we weren't going to be able to score tix, but we checked again literally at the last second and found a pair. We both agreed after that we wished we'd have known.


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CarlosAlberto
#18OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 3:01pm

I'm seeing it tonight 7PM show at the Ziegfeld.

Mystic Pasta
#19OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 3:09pm

I am going with a group tonight! Can't wait. And, I can once again enjoy $5 dollar cokes just like at the Hayes.

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songanddanceman2
#20OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 3:29pm

Really?

Just got back from watching this with my partner and first of all only me and him and 2 other people were in the whole cinema (oh dear). The film has some fun moments in but it is also way to long, over crammed with music, has no story, huge plot holes and manages to suck the life out of many of the songs (though some were brilliantly done). Alec Baldwin was wasted in this role and had nothing to do other than his rather predictable moment with Brand. Mary J looked like she missed the memo on what kind of film she was in and also had nothing to do. Juliana was great at acting the role and her dance was strong, she has a sweet voice but there is nothing rock about it at all.

Zeta Jones was great in her 2 big numbers and i thought Cruise did well (best moment in the film was his and the Rolling Stone reporter's duet). Russell Brand is trying to do a Birmingham accent and as a Brit i could not stop laughing at how awful it is.

It was shot pretty well and did have some really good moments and a few funny moments, but all in all it was a huge let down. I see why this has divided critics and had more of them leaning towards negative.


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Updated On: 6/15/12 at 03:29 PM

Owen22
#21OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 9:23pm

Here are two of our best critics discussing "Rock of Ages" the movie.

http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/06/15/rock-of-ages-review-movie-talk/


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Idiot
#22OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 10:02pm

Going tonight.

Jordan -- please make your next avatar a pic of your dog. Me wants to know.

BWNUT
#23OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 10:46pm

Well, folks. We have the first sure candidate for worst movie of the year. Enjoyed the stage version. The movie is lifeless and lacks energy. It felt like scenes were just haphazardly patched together. The two leads are just dull...dull...dull...

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Jordan Catalano
#24OH MY GOD! I LOOOOOVED ROCK OF AGES!!!!
Posted: 6/15/12 at 10:47pm

You're right except for the fact you're wrong.