Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#1Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/25/12 at 1:01pm
I don't know what is more hilarious - the article about the stupid recipe or flipping through some of those responses on her website!
Here is the article:
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/paula-deen-explains-english-peas-230700830.html
Here is her website:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/reviews/index.html?pn=2
Some reviews...(hilarious)
- Through an unhappy set of random events, I learned that English peas are just as good rectally as orally. Thanks Paula!
- This recipe was so easy I did it in bed!
Unfortunately I think one of the peas slipped under the mattress, and I've been unable to sleep since.
- I found placing the butter/pea mixture in the trash immediately after combining the two made this already AMAZING recipe even better! I suggest everyone try it this way!
- would this work with corn?
- Great moisturizer for dry, cracked heels. Thanks Paula
- I've always flirted with the idea of making canned peas, but assumed it would be too complicated. Thanks for de-mystifying it. I can cross it off my bucket list.
- Oh c'mon!! I'm so tired of these recipes that aren't specific. Do I use salted or unsalted butter? How "small" is a small pot? Do I have to cover the pot or can I leave it uncovered? Can somebody who has made this recipe help me out? Also, I have checked every store around and I can't find drained English Peas. All of them come with liquid!!!!
- Give peas a chance.
- WHAT???? No mayo!!!??? This can't possibly be a true Paula Deen recipe. It is an imposter!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/25/12 at 1:19pmTruly, this whole story is evidence that people have too much time on their hands.
#2Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/25/12 at 1:32pmYeah it's ridiculous but if you comb through any of the "celebrity chefs" recipes online you'll find stuff like this from Paula all the way to Martha Stewart.
#3Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/25/12 at 9:31pm
I have actually been desperately awaiting her recipe for Boiling Water!!! Not sure how much butter to use.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Updated On: 4/26/12 at 09:31 PM
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/26/12 at 2:38amI'm sorry but that is just funny right there.
KFTC!!!!!
#5Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/27/12 at 2:29amI agree, that's some funny ****
Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist.
Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino.
This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more.
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#6Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/27/12 at 9:48am
And from Rachel Ray...
Late Night Bacon Recipe
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#7Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/27/12 at 10:06am
I heard that Sandra Lee was going to post an ice recipe but thought it would be too difficult for her viewers.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
JbaraFan1
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/14/04
#8Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/28/12 at 12:41pm
Agree with Stockard and rosscoe. Well done, SNAFU!
Okay, the photo accompanying the "recipe" at FoodNetwork site -- is someone at the site having a laugh? Surely that is not supposed to be what it looks like?? lol
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#9Paula Dean's English Pea Recipe for IDIOTS
Posted: 4/28/12 at 1:33pmThe picture just looks like some mushy crap.
KFTC!!!!!
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