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Every Castle, Ranked at Intiman Theatre
Dates: 3/25/2027 - 7/28/2026
📍 Theatre: Intiman Theatre
1524 Harvard Ave
SEATTLE, WA 98118
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Co-created by Lindy West & Ahamefule J. Oluo – Performed by Lindy West
Directed by Ahamefule J. Oluo
Erickson Theatre, 1524 Harvard Ave, Seattle, WA 98122
Run time: 1hr 20mins, including one intermission
A castle is the ultimate “expectation vs. reality” meme. Like a lot of kids, Lindy West grew up dreaming of castles and princes, of a magic beyond everyday life. But reality has a way of grinding the fantasy out of you. Pets and parents die, dreams get downsized, and it turns out castles aren’t magical at all—they’re just wet, stinking military installations built to fortify the immoral power of horrible men. Outrageous! In Every Castle, Ranked, a now 40-something Lindy takes us on a hilarious, bittersweet journey through her own disillusionment, finding hope again at 40, and the history of toilets.
Directed by Ahamefule J. Oluo
Erickson Theatre, 1524 Harvard Ave, Seattle, WA 98122
Run time: 1hr 20mins, including one intermission
A castle is the ultimate “expectation vs. reality” meme. Like a lot of kids, Lindy West grew up dreaming of castles and princes, of a magic beyond everyday life. But reality has a way of grinding the fantasy out of you. Pets and parents die, dreams get downsized, and it turns out castles aren’t magical at all—they’re just wet, stinking military installations built to fortify the immoral power of horrible men. Outrageous! In Every Castle, Ranked, a now 40-something Lindy takes us on a hilarious, bittersweet journey through her own disillusionment, finding hope again at 40, and the history of toilets.
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What shows are coming up next at Intiman Theatre?
Leni's Last Lament (10/09/26-10/18/26)
I Am My Own Wife (11/04/26-11/22/26)
Black Nativity (12/09/26-12/27/26)
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Galileo (01/13/27-01/30/27)
Every Castle, Ranked (03/25/27-03/28/27)
The Velvet Tropicana (04/01/27-04/04/27)
Beowulf (04/04/27-04/11/27)
Scott Shoemaker's: :PROBED! (04/14/27-04/17/27)
I Am My Own Wife (11/04/26-11/22/26)
Black Nativity (12/09/26-12/27/26)
The Naughty List (12/18/26-12/23/26)
Galileo (01/13/27-01/30/27)
Every Castle, Ranked (03/25/27-03/28/27)
The Velvet Tropicana (04/01/27-04/04/27)
Beowulf (04/04/27-04/11/27)
Scott Shoemaker's: :PROBED! (04/14/27-04/17/27)
Where is Intiman Theatre located?
The Intiman Theatre Box Office is open in person on performance days only, beginning 60mins before show time for mainstage productions, and 30mins before show time for the Intiman Cabaret.
Remote Box Office hours are Monday-Friday from 1pm-3pm via phone 206-315-5838 or email: boxoffice@intiman.org. We typically respond within 24hrs.
The Box Office is located in the lobby of the theatre location where the show is playing. Please double check the theatre before arriving – Intiman presents in both Broadway Performance Hall and the Erickson Theatre on the campus of Seattle Central College. The theatres are across the street from each other.
Erickson Theatre and Intiman Cabaret
1524 Harvard Ave (between Pike and Pine)
Seattle, WA 98122
Broadway Performance Hall
1625 Broadway (at the corner of Pine)
Seattle, WA 98122
What shows have played recently at Intiman Theatre?
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Mother Nature, The Farewell Tour (04/02/26-04/05/26)
Mother Nature: The Farewell Tour (04/02/26-04/05/26)
Mother Nature, The Farewell Tour (04/02/26-04/05/26)
Arnaldo! & Friends (03/26/26-03/29/26)
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