John Kearns: Varnishing Days at Monkey Barrel

The Varnishing Days is the heart-stopping, glasses-dropping, hard-rocking, wig-shaking, levothyroxine-taking, knee-knocking, boot-licking, justifying, teeth rattling, digressing new show from stand up comedian to the stars John Kearns.

Go silent as I walk on! Acknowledge when something funny happens! Leave discussing dinner plans! Others will be implicated. Points will be circled and missed. Hell, it’s a man trying his best! When I visit your town dogs will start barking, as will clergy. Your microwave will go haywire. The lights in your vestibule will flicker and the Bank of England will nervously look at interest rates. On the day I write this, the pound has hit an all time low against the dollar. Mark my words. This show will break that record again and again and again.

Wednesday 22nd March 2023
20:00 (100min with interval and support) - MB1
£14 per person

Venue Doors Open at least 30 minutes before show starts - Barrel Bar open one hour before show - Unreserved Seating - No standing - Everyone gets a seat - Table Service throughout the show.

Please contact us at boxoffice@monkeybarrelcomedy.com for alternative group size arrangements or group bookings of 7 or more. See Terms and Conditions for more information.

Monkey Barrel Comedy
#1 in Edinburgh for Concerts & Shows on Trip Advisor
3-time Scottish Comedy Award winner for Best Club
Scotland’s Best Venue Chortle Awards
"Fringe Heroes" - The Metro
"The Best Comedy Club in the World" - Olga Koch
The "Beating Heart" of the Fringe - The Telegraph