Miss Universe: My Hot Sexy Alien Girlfriend at Theater for the New City

THEATER FOR THE NEW CITY
Executive Director, Crystal Field

Presents

Miss Universe

By Josie Hawley & Emilio Garcia

Directed by Asal Azari

June 25, 2026 – July 5, 2026
Thursday, Friday, Saturday at 8:00 PM, Sunday at 3:00 PM

Tickets – $20, Students & Seniors $15
Run time: 1 Hour, No intermission
CABARET THEATER

THEATER FOR THE NEW CITY
155 First Avenue (between 9th and 10th Street)
New York, NY 10003
Directions

One Earthling. One Alien. Zero boundaries. Abel will commit crimes, dodge his parents, enlist his unwilling friends and derail their dreams, all in the name of contacting his mysterious, hot, sexy, alien girlfriend. When staunch conviction, cryptids and questionable life choices compete – can these terrestrials withstand the cosmic unbinding of their identities?

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