DON’T DRESS FOR DINNER at Theatre Three

Bernard is planning a weekend with his chic mistress in a farmhouse. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, is packing his wife off to her mother’s, and has even invited his best friend, Robert to provide the alibi. It’s foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? What happens if the cook is mistaken for the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook? An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed. WE SUGGEST PG-13.