LATE SHOW's 'Top Ten 'Things Overheard at the Popes' Lunch'

Below, check out the THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Things Overheard at the Popes' Lunch" as presented on the Monday, March 25 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

"Things Overheard at the Popes' Lunch"

10. "Are you seeing anyone?"

9. "I just love the Vatican City Cheesecake Factory."

8. "Hmmm, what would Jesus order?"

7. "Who do you have to canonize to get some coffee around here?"

6. "I know I'm infallible, but I should've gone with the chicken."

5. "Which of you had the margarita, no salt?"

4. "Cardinals be crazy."

3. "Why didn't I think of being the humble Pope?"

2. "Oh look at the time, I should get back to Poping."

1. "Put it on God's tab."

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