LATE SHOW's Top Ten 'Signs You Have a Special Chicken'

Below, check out THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - 'Signs You Have a Special Chicken', as presented on the Tuesday, March 19 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM - 12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

10. Lays eggs and bacon.

9. Clucks in five languages.

8. Holds a Bachelor's degree in hotel management.

7. Struck down law defining marriage as between a rooster and a hen.

6. Knew when to invest in Apple and when to get the hell out.

5. Comes with soup, salad and choice of potato (no, I'm sorry, that's the sign you're having the chicken special).

4. The chicken is on the short list to replace Alex Trebek.

3. Can scientifically prove the egg came first.

2. Regularly lays ping pong balls with winning Lotto numbers.

1. Is only member of its family not currently a McNugget.

The Late Show with David Letterman is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

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