LATE SHOW's Top 10 “Questions to Ask Yourself Before Spending $2 Million on a Painting of a Naked Bea Arthur”

Below, check out THE "LATE SHOW"s TOP TEN - "Questions to Ask Yourself Before Spending $2 Million on a Painting of a Naked Bea Arthur" as presented on the Wednesday, May 15 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska...

"Questions to Ask Yourself Before Spending $2 Million on a Painting of a Naked Bea Arthur"

10. "Should I discuss this with my therapist?"

9. "Can it possibly live up to how I've imagined her naked?"

8. "What's the catch?"

7. "Is the auction clothing-optional?"

6. "Is this what people mean when they say, 'Dude, you're into some weird stuff?'"

5. "How many more images of a naked Bea Arthur do I need?"

4. "Why has no one snatched this up already?"

3. "Will it go with my bronze statue of Shelly Winters?"

2. "Can I have it delivered in time for Father's Day?"

1. "How much for just the frame?"

The Late Show with David Letterman is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

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