LATE SHOW's 'Things You Don't Want Hear in a Movie Preview”

Below check out THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN - "Things You Don't Want Hear in a Movie Preview" as presented by Hugh Morgan on the Thursday, May 2 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on CBS.

10. "In a world where waffles do not exist..."

9. "From the director who once met the nephew of the director who brought you 'The Godfather.'"

8. "Meryl Streep is New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie."

7. "Come see the film Entertainment Weekly calls '97 minutes in length.'"

6. "Starring Tom Hanks, but not that Tom Hanks."

5. "The incredible, true story of a teenager's monkey, seized by German authorities."

4. "Strap yourself in for two hours you'll never get back."

3. "Coming soon, another asinine movie about vampires."

2. "Special sneak preview at midnight in my van."

1. "Anthony Weiner in 3-D."

The Late Show with David Letterman is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

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