IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? "Baby June & Her Newsboys" - Gypsy
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? "Man of La Mancha (I, Don Quixote)" - Man of La Mancha (ha!)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? "Humble Beginnings Chase" - Barnum
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? "Three-Five-Zero-Zero" - Hair (huh?)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? "Up in the Garret" - A Tale of Two Cities
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? "Henry Ford" - Ragtime
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? "Bali Ha'i" - South Pacific
WHAT IS 2+2? "My Name" - Oliver!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? "Opening Night (Reprise)" - The Producers
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "Finale" - 1776
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "The Bus" - Caroline, Or Change
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" - Sweeney Todd
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "Nowadays (Roxie)" - Chicago
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "Back to Before" - Ragtime
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? "With a Little Help From My Friends" - Across the Universe (I know, it's not technically a showtune, but it kind of is, and anyway, it's in my showtune playlist.)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "The Tony Award Song" - [title of show]
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? "My Unfortunate Erection" - Spelling Bee (teehee)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? "Hey, Tom Sawyer" - The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? "Time Warp" - The Rocky Horror Picture Show (the extended remix, if anyone cares)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? "La Vie Boheme" - Rent
HOW WILL YOU DIE? "Night Surgeon" - Repo! the Genetic Opera (!!!)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? "Prayer (Reprise)" - See What I Wanna See
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? "Frankie's Testimony" - Parade
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? "Have I Got a Girl For You" - Company
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? "Black Boys" - Hair (not true!)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? "Twice In Every Show" - Spamalot
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? "Voicemail #3" - Rent
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" - Sweeney Todd
Wow. Those are the most nonsensical answers ever. Pretty fun, though. I kind of want to reshuffle and try again. With 3.6 days' worth of showtunes, I'll never get the same answers twice!
Nothing matters but knowing nothing matters. ~ Wicked
Everything in life is only for now. ~ Avenue Q
There is no future, there is no past. I live this moment as my last. ~ Rent
this came up when i did a search for something else. so i figured why not?
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Dammit Janet - RHPS
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Nine People's Favorite Thing - [tos]
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Inside Your Heart - BatBoy
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Piragua (Reprise) - In The Heights
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Any Dream Will Do - Joseph...
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Moving Too Fast - Last Five Years
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Chip On My Shoulder - Legally Blonde
WHAT IS 2+2? Fabulous - HSM2
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Louder Than Words - tick, tick... BOOM!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Another Day - Rent
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Take Me Or Leave Me - Rent OBC
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Breaking Free - HSM
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Any Moment/Moments in the Woods - Into the Woods OBC
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Find My Way - Legally Blonde
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Let's Play A Love Scene - FAME (in real life though it'll be It's Your Wedding Day lol)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Cabaret - Cabaret OBC
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Mooning - Grease 2007 Revival
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? The Word of Your Body (Reprise) - Spring Awakening
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Let Me Walk Among You - BatBoy
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Skid Row (Downtown) - Little Shop
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Filling Out The Form - [tos]
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Steppin to the Bad Side - Dreamgirls Movie (I do laugh a lot during this scene)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? A Way Back to Then - [tos] I always tear up. :)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Right In Front of Your Eyes - Wedding Singer
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? America - West Side Story
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Something About You - Altar Boys
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? I Know Where I've Been - Hairspray OBC
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Dance: Ten, Looks: Three - A Chorus Line Revival Cast (That one kinda sorta rings true at the moment. But more like, You look the part, you just dance like a faerie :/ lol)
A few of these aren't show tunes... but I don't know how to do a shuffle of JUST my show tunes.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? "The Bargain (Waltz of Treachery)"-- Les Miserables Apparently, I take advantage of people asking me if things are okay to make treacherous bargains. And... waltz...
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? "Be Prepared"-- The Lion King Either I am a Boy Scout or a homicidal fascist lion.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? "Beyond My Wildest Dreams"-- The Little Mermaid That is a rather tall order. Also, the song is supposed to be about Prince Eric. So apparently, my tastes in guys lean toward ponytailed Scandinavian princes in tight white breeches who lisp and dance effeminately.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? "All I Ask Of You"-- Michael Ball My purpose in life is to ask pointless questions to Michael Ball. (Sadly, this is probably actually true.)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? "Chow Down"-- Lion King Original Broadway Cast You got me there.
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? "If I Can't Love Her"-- Beauty and the Beast "If I can't love her, let the world be done with me!" If this is how my friends feel about me... I desperately need new, less creepy friends. Though I wouldn't mind having friends who sound like Terrence Mann
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? "Ben Bernanke"-- Lemon Demon (Not a show tune.) Who in these troubled times does NOT think about what on earth goes on in the troubled little head of Ben Bernanke, chairman of the federal reserve?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? "A Slip Of A Girl"--Jane Eyre Well, I guess that much is true.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "Falcon In The Dive"-- The Scarlet Pimpernel "No, never kneel, never bend, rend him to bits, BITE! For the beauty of the fight!" Apparently, the love of my life is a ruthless, bloodthirsty French Revolutionary who hates fops and likes comparing himself to carnivorous animals. I think I can deduce from this that I have poor taste in men.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "On The Terrace, Version Three"-- Aspects of Love Seems my life story involves being a fifteen-year-old girl begging a thirty-some guy to marry me.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? "Oh, What A Circus"-- Evita Either I want to run away with the circus or become Eva Peron, be ridiculously ambitious, become an actress, become first lady of Argentina, and then dramatically waste away and die after making a radio broadcast and tangoing angrily with Che Guevera. Yep, sounds like my life's aspirations, all right.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "Master of the House"-- Les Miserables Apparently, I think thoughts of subjugation and inferiority when I see the person I like. And if my answer three questions up is right and that person is a psychotic mercenary Revolutionary, then that explains a lot.
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "Ballad of Czolgosz"-- Assassins Seems my parents think I will assassinate the president. At the Pan-American Exposition. In Buffa-looooo!
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? "123456 Pokemon"-- Lemon Demon (Not a show tune) In the unlikely event that I ever end up getting married... YES. YES, THAT MUST HAPPEN.
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Scream"- High School Musical 3 OH, GOOD HEAVENS, NOOOOOOOO!
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? "Epiphany"-- Sweeney Todd "They all deserve to die! Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why!" Oh dear, these questions ARE taking a morbid turn.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? "Being Alive"-- Company Shhh! Don't tell anyone listening to "Scream" at my funeral that I'm not really dead!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? ""Maison des Lunes"-- Beauty and the Beast I think my friends need to be strapped up in an insane asylum!
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? "The Creation of Man"-- Scarlet Pimpernel Either getting pregnant or being God. I'd personally prefer the second option.
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Viva la Vida-- Coldplay (Not a show tune.) I will be overthrown and guillotined. I expected nothing less from that crazed French revolutionary husband of mine.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? "Omigod!"-- Legally Blonde I REGRET LISTENING TO THIS SONG!
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? "A Heart Full Of Love"-- Les Miserables Looks like I stomp on their hearts, and I laugh and laugh and laugh.
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? "Soluble Song"-- Seven Seconds of Love (Not a show tune) It goes, "I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad, so sad!" Self-explanatory, I'd think.
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? "High-Flying Adored"-- Evita Looks like it. To... Juan Peron...
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? "Pretty Women"-- Sweeney Todd You know, I just see, I don't know, Angelina Jolie walking down the street, and I just leap into the bushes quaking and crying. Yes.
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? "Soupy George"-- Seven Seconds Of Love (This is not a show tune. It goes, "Who's that man with the soup on his head?/ Whoa-whoa!/ I said Soupy George, you've got soup on your head/Soupy George, you've got soup on your head/Soupy George, you've got soup on your head/He's soupy, soupy, soupy George/Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo/Soup on your head.")
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? "Poor Thing"-- Sweeney Todd Apparently, I'd change it so Lucy never goes to Judge Turpin's.
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? "Without Love"-- Hairspray (film soundtrack) What hurts right now is having to listen to Zac Efron sing as Link Larkin.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Brother (Bright Lights, Big City)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? By the Sea (Sweeney Todd)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Where Are You? (Spamalot)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Let's Walk (The Light in the Piazza)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? The First Goodbye (The 25th Annual Putnum County Spelling Bee)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Finale (In the Heights)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? My Boyfriends Back (Jersey Boys)
WHAT IS 2+2? Prologue (We Might Play All Night) (Passing Strange)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The Judge's Return (Sweeney Todd)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Little Shop of Horrors (Prologue) (Little Shop of Horrors)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Louie (See What I Wanna See)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Facade (Reprise 1) (Jekyll & Hyde)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? The Second Goodbye (The 25th Annual Putnum County Spelling Bee)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? My Strongest Suit (Reprise) (Aida)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Poor Baby (Company)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Run Away! (Spamalot)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Best Not to Get Involved (See What I Wanna See)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Nice She Aint't (Gypsy)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Obsession (Jekyll & Hyde)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Back in the City (Bright Lights, Big City)
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Everything I Know (In the Heights)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? The Music and the Mirror (A Chorus Line)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Rose's Turn (Gypsy)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? You Couldn't Handle It Jamie (Bright Lights, Big City)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? There's Gotta Be Something Better Than This (Sweet Charity)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Not While I'm Around (Sweeney Todd)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? I'm the Bravest Individual (Reprise) (Sweet Charity)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? An Old-Fashioned Love Story (THe Wild Party)
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
Saw this on Facebook and thought a showtune version would be fun, so..
Put your iPod on shuffle and answer the questions in order with the song title, then hit next for the following question.
Here's mine..
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? And Then There Were None- Spring Awakening
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? I'd Give My Life For You- Miss Saigon (Aww...I am a really giving person!)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Strangers Like Me- Tarzan
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Heart Behind These Hands- Brooklyn (So is my purpose to be a cardiac surgeon?)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? The Word of Your Body- Spring Awakening
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? The Bitch of Living- Spring Awakening
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Therapy- tick...tick...BOOM!
WHAT IS 2+2? Mama, i'm a Big Girl Now- Hairspray
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? What You Own- Rent (hahaha I do order him around like I own the guy)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Defying Gravity- Wicked
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Urinetown- Urinetown
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Wicked Witch of the East- Wicked
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Two Ladies- Cabaret
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Don't Tell Mama- Cabaret
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Ragtime
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Magic Man- Brooklyn
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Your Eyes- RENT
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Pinball Wizard- Tommy
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Thank Goodness- Wicked
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Goodbye Love- Beauty and the Beast
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Javert's Suicide- Les Mis
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? The Heat is On in Saigon- Miss Saigon
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Christmas Makes me Cry- Brooklyn (Well isn't that a coincidence!!!!!! And it is upsetting. Everything is closed. We Jews need more than Chinese and a movie!)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? A Note From Linda- The Wedding Singer
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Who Am I?- Les Mis
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Summer Nights- Grease
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? This is the Moment- Jekyll and Hyde
Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"