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Your Worst Musical Ideas
#175re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/29/09 at 1:55am
DETAIL! (a musical version of The Last Detail)
featuring:
The Bad Ass Blues
Give This Man a Beer!
Get it the way you want it! *(the Cheeseburger song)
The Chant
A song in the bordello which is extremely brief and climaxes much too soon.
and the beautifully choreographed Semaphore number- BRAVO YANKEE-Means Good Bye.
Timmer
Broadway Star Joined: 2/21/06
#176re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 2/21/10 at 7:25pm"My Mother the Car." Think about it -- you save money because the female lead, never seen, can simply come in and record her part.
#177re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 2/21/10 at 7:35pm
"My Mother the Car." Think about it -- you save money because the female lead, never seen, can simply come in and record her part.
Audrey 2...
#178re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 2/21/10 at 10:31pmJersey Shore, The Musical
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#179re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 2/21/10 at 10:40pm
The Monkey Trial Musical- I am picturing Harvey Feirstein as William Jennings Bryan.
Late Shift: The Musical- Musicalizing the events that led to David Letterman leaving NBC and Jay Leno succeeding Johnny Carson.
Leno Never Dies: The Sequel to Late Shift- Musicalizing the events that led to Conan O'Brien leaving NBC and Leno going back to The Tonight Show.
Suicide Is Painless: A Haunting Musical about Jonestown
War & Peace- The Musical that never ends
#180re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 2/22/10 at 1:02am
Jersey Boys 2: The Untold Stories- about the 20+ guys who have backed up Frankie Valli since the original seasons left.
Sticky Road- The life and times of Aunt Jemima.
Miracle On Ice: The Musical
fakemyway2thetop
Understudy Joined: 3/16/07
#182re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 2/22/10 at 12:20pm
You know I think would be a great one?
FAME MONSTER: The Musical of the Fame Monster
Inspired by the music and thought of Lady Gaga!!! 
Timmer
Broadway Star Joined: 2/21/06
#183re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/29/10 at 8:19pm"Out of My Shell: the Humpty Dumpty Musical"
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#184re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/29/10 at 8:30pm
The Tale of the Ancient Mariner: the musical
Such tunes as "Water Water Everywhere" and "Who's Sorry Now?" will charm the audiences.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#185re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/29/10 at 8:33pmstrummergirl, first off the sequel 'Leno Never Dies' comment made me laugh. Also, there actually WAS a 'War and Peace' musical already if you can believe it. It was an opera (in German!) that played at the Met a couple of years ago. I had a friend in it and apparently it ran about 4 1/2 hours. So, you are right about it never ending lol.
#186re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/30/10 at 5:55pmA Little Night Music with Bernadette Peters and Elaine Stritch...
"I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!"-Funny Girl
#187re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/30/10 at 6:29pm
Aw, thanks, Here I Am.
It did cross my mind that there was some musicalized War & Peace out there. Yeesh, over 4 hours of German opera?
hsrdmd
Swing Joined: 4/19/06
#188re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/30/10 at 7:33pm
Watership Down: the Musical
Featuring an entire cast on springshoes - a Cats meets Starlight Express nightmare.
Easily adaptable for community theatre on pogo sticks!
amn
Swing Joined: 9/14/08
#189re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/30/10 at 8:43pmEmbarrassingly enough, I would pay to see it, but it's overall not a good idea: Ms. Congeniality the Musical, starring Sutton Foster. Ha!
#190re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/30/10 at 10:28pmBananas: The Rachel Zoe Story
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#191re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/31/10 at 1:58am
Evita 2: Descamisados Never Rise
Telling the story of the journey of Evita's corpse from embalming to closetr to grave to memorial.
#192re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/31/10 at 4:07am'The Addams Family', where the plot of 'La Cage Aux Folles' is recycled, half of the songs sound as if they were hastily rewritten after a disastrous Chicago try-out, major talent is totally wasted - oh crap, I just saw it this afternoon!
chewy5000
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/1/09
#193re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/31/10 at 6:11am
A musical set in a French supermarket, entitled 'Sylvia Shops'
Elevator music FTW
rmusic11322
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/07
#195re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/31/10 at 10:06am
"Embarrassingly enough, I would pay to see it, but it's overall not a good idea: Ms. Congeniality the Musical, starring Sutton Foster. Ha!"
I would love "Ms. Congeniality, The Musical" but I'm not TOO crazy about the idea of Sutton Foster.
#196re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/31/10 at 10:32pm"Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" with the uproarious patter song "Hysterical Pregnancy" and the hit ending number "I am, George, I am"
Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.
chewy5000
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/1/09
Timmer
Broadway Star Joined: 2/21/06
#198re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:12pmYou take some old songs from the Great American Songbook and build them into a story about bowling. We call the show "Ten Pin Alley."
#199re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:16pmLynn Fontanne’s Salute to Snoring Updated On: 11/18/12 at 10:16 PM
