Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

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Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#1
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:19am
It ain't Christmas till my mom is laying under the the Christmas tree cause I didn't get my cha-cha heels. AGAIN!

Have a Merry Christmas, everybody! And please post all holiday horror tales in this thread! Anybody have a Solstice Meldown yet?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 10:19 AM
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#2
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:20am
"WHAT ARE THEEEEESE!!??"
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

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"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#2
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:25am
Won't you join us in a carol?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#3
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:27am
Please Dawn, Not on Christmas!

Get off me you ugly witch!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#5
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:40am
Fa La La La La La La La La
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#6
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:54am
Did I ever tell you about the time I had to spend Christmas vacation in detention hall for eating a meatball sandwich, right out in class.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#7
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:56am
artscallion - I just spit out my coffee.

Now I have to clean.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#8
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:58am
Anyone hit a deer yet?
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#9
Posted: 12/21/07 at 10:59am
Not hit one, but my uncles shot two of 'em right after Thanksgiving. Mmmm, venison jerky!
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#11
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:11am
Now they're threatening me! These awful cheap girls. My mom told me to report this kind of thing! I'm trying to get an education!
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#12
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:15am
(I have a knife in my pocketbook and I am going to cut you after class)

Jailyard Guy thank you for quoting the late Cookie Mueller. She is just wonderful. You made my day!
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#13
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:24am
i need to get this movie on DVD
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#14
Posted: 12/21/07 at 11:31am
"And remember my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!"
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 11:31 AM
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#15
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:01pm
whats this....a new fishing rod?
i want to make thngs that count
- George, SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#16
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:03pm
You made Gator leave!

I got something fer yer face, motherfücker!
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#17
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:30pm
I want a deer meat ball sandwich!
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#18
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:50pm
re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

I'm so glad that in the midst of all the hustle and bustle and insane levels of commercialism this time of year, that robbiej took the time to start this thread to remind us what this season is really all about: anxiety, dread, disappointment and seething family resentments.

Can you hear me now? Twitter: @NamoInExile
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#19
Posted: 12/21/07 at 12:59pm
Oh boy "seething family resentment!" Just can't wait!! Oh wait a minute I like most of my family.
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#20
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:21pm
"Oh, I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti.
Do I look ltalian?"
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#21
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:35pm
beauty beauty
look at you
i wish ta god
i had it too
i want to make thngs that count
- George, SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#22
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:02pm
"There's not enough spaghetti for you, Taffy-how about some TOAST?"
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#23
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:07pm
re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas

What do you want for your last meal, Dawn Davenport?

"I'll have two veal cutlets!"

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#24
Posted: 12/21/07 at 5:59pm
Really, while it's a different animal altogether, is this script not as perfect, in its own way, as All About Eve?
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#25
Posted: 12/21/07 at 6:07pm
I'm sure the lines are remembered and quoted as much as "Eve's" are, so you must be right~
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
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re: Not on Christmas...Not on Christmas#26
Posted: 12/21/07 at 7:34pm
ha ha, you gonna be one fried lady tonight!!!!
i want to make thngs that count
- George, SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE